/nepgen/ - Neptunia General #1333

Compa, desu!

It's time.

Monster neps when?

I want to have a snowball fight with neppy!

We already have Nepgear.

Which of the neps has the highest chances of becoming a school shooter?

Nepgear.

Buran.

Nepgear

Nepgear. After all, she's already killed a bunch of people close to her before. Add to that the fact that everybody treats her like shit and you've got a recipe for disaster.

Uni

MUST
NEP
BIG
NEP

K-Sha.

You sure you want it? i do

Don't lewd the Iffy.

I shall break her phone instead then.

Put the phone down!

Nepping the ninja! Every thread!

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It's already on the floor silly

Sorry, Mr. Lewd Police, but your laws have no power here on the internet.

Reminder that Ramalam is the best non-planeptune girl

Most pomf=3able, too.

>nepgears comment at the end of 4GO is that she wants to go on an endless adventure
i-is she okay

She has to prove her love to Noire somehow...

Reminder that tangerines kick ass.

NepuBuran

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I want to suck on Blanc's blancs!

Iffy and her girlfriend

Kill yourself

My wives Iffy and Compa are so cute.

Praise Neptune!

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GEESE

My one and only goddess!

her card is stupidly good in that Monster Monopiece game

HOWARD

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>Honeybee Nep
it's too cute
oh christ my heart

Okay shopping boys. Who's done the sales hunting on the best stores to grab what?

All I have gotten so far on a fall sale is Monster Monopiece on Steam for $4

It's not bad but feels kinda easy (probably for now).

Skyrim VR bundle, now I'm ready for when Neptunia VIIR comes out

Bought ATS, it's pretty fun not knowing the sense of space to drive a truck.

Is blanc vs zombies fun?

It's shit

Alex pls, there is still no option to buy the games in my country

It's bretty gud. Nothing spectacular but bretty gud.

It's okay

Peashy is now represented in this thread!

How big is too big for Blanc?

B-Sha knows it.

I like nep

Nice moonrunes retard.

>he can't read 日本語

Who can read those things? Nigga I was born under western civilization, we use letters and not some shitty drawings made by an 8-yo. Fuck this.

>he can't tell the difference between 日本語 and 中文

>he opens images

wakey wankers

Don't feed the attention whore. Just report and ignore.

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To your death!

I still wonder why people spam the same shit in every thread?

Because everyone else do the same.

Well I don't.

We've done everything there is to do, until the next nepgame, we ain't getting shit

She is gonna make columbine look like a joke

I climbed to the top of a mountain.
I spoke to a very wise old man.
He told me the meaning of life...
But I can't get down from the mountain.

>moonrunes
Okay, this triggered me. Come on, a weeb should at least be able to tell the difference.

That...seems scarily plausible, actually. We all know she's just bottling up all that rage and only taking it out on dolls occasionally. If she doesn't get to have her way with people in CPU form every now and then, she might snap some day.

On my birthday, my dad got me a pinata.
It looked just like a bee hive.
I hit it and realized it wasn't a pinata
My dad was really funny that way.

Moon speak is the worst language and you know it

> a weeb should at least be able to tell the difference.

Korean is ridiculously blocky
Chinese has too many lines
Japanese is actually rather simple compared to them?

Korean looks very different. Chinese only has hanzi and no phonetic characters, so every single character is a complicated mess of strokes, whereas Japanese also has much simpler phonetic characters (in addition to more complicated kanji). The difference may be hard to tell in stuff like names, but in complete sentences it should be very noticeable.

Is that a Star Wars parody of that scene in Coruscant where Jango Fett gives Zann the biting thingies?

Is the Neptunia VII DLC worth it?

Only the Nitroplus, God Eater and Million Arthur ones.

The kids down the street got in trouble.
I can't stop laughing, because
I gave them a map of the cemetery, and
Told them it was for buried treasure.

These two guys walk into a bar.
The first guy looks at the second guy
And says, "You didn't see it either?"
Get it?

BA DUM BUM TSSS

My face really hurts a lot today.
I guess it's because I shaved.
But I couldn't find my razor.
So I had to use a cheese grater.

Here's a bit of advice on dating.
When you first pick up a girl,
Take a look at her mom, because that's
What she'll look like when she's older.

I have a lot of these, so don't make my bump the thread.

If I were smarter, I'd be a scholar.
If I were bigger, I could play football.
If I were faster, I could be a runner.
If I were any lazier, I'd be comatose.

>Awesome Nep deals on steam sales
>want to get Re;Birth1 to get into the franchise
>the publisher still didn't confirm a pricetag for my recently added currency

Jack isn't so nimble, Jack ain't quick
Jack tried to jump over the candle stick
Jack jumped high, the flames were higher
And now Jack just walks around them.

Shut the fuck up.

I love plut the cute ! , goodmorning /nepgen/ hope everyone had a great day

I just woke up like 20 minutes ago.

Finally. I can stop bumping the thread with these weird poems, then.

You could've just bumped the thread with some neps instead
but it's almost 1 pm

It's not even 6 AM