/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

If demoman is Scottish is he just really tan?

there are also black people in scotland

black people can migrate somewhere and then become part of that nationality

You're surrounded by 12 year olds that do not actually play tf2. They just care about hats. You're fully well aware of this. Now enjoy your stay

Only gameplay related post itt so far, not counting the webms.

No he's black. He's descended from slaves from the Caribbean I think???

post screens

i just crashed twice off of a community server when i had the jetpack equipped
couldve been anything, but it only happened with the jetpack

...

How do i get a soldier bf ?

anything good in the steam sale

Fucking degenerate

His ancestry is never stated, just that his family has been Scottish for generations.

Do you guys really have a problem with a black scotsman?

nah

Off my wishlist:
Hollow Knight
Death Road to Canada(haven't played this yet, but looks neat)
Flinthook
Grow Home/Up
Darkest Dungeon
Hyper Light Drifter

But I thought his family, were the slaves who harvested the sugar cane to make rum. I must have dreamed that.

>when you pick engie

If you aren't red building in blue, you're doing it wrong.

>not setting up in the enemy intel room

youtube.com/watch?v=hwcO-y_AnNw

Is it me or are more Soldiers using the direct hit?

i fucking hate getting barely swiped by a pyro while im out of dick touching range and nearly losing all my hp instantly without even being crit

Is it possible to play 2fort invasion?

>cute medic bro

probably due to contracts

>cute medic ___friend

it's not on any valve server, so you can only do this on community servers.

What's even the point of Spy anymore now that Pyro can both kill you from behind instantly and appear from nowhere with his new jetpack?

being annoying

The TFteam realized that eventually a sentry spot would come along that is just to powerful, so they built a safety device into the game

It was called: The Spy

but then they gave the game the homewrecker, eternally cucking spies.

>implying anyone uses the homewrecker

i use the homewrecker

I use the homewrecker

dude nice

I don't know. I'm just looking for the medic main of my dreams.

i use the homewrecker on ctf to keep the dream going forever

If you ever find out, will you let the rest of us know what works?

So if tf2center is basically dead, how am I supposed to do comp and shit?

looks like there are plenty of lobbies right now bud

>ever using the homewrecker as a pyrobro when the neon does it without a damage penalty AND water crits

there's literally only one

i want a medic main (male) who wears a collar

hey guys how do I become good at medic I'm thinking of maining him

Here you go bud

Learn gamesense and how to surf rockets
Learn to aim crossbow
Trade for/buy a heart unusual

congrats you are now a medic main™

if your pocket goes into a tight space that isnt separated in any way, for fucks sake dont follow him in. this shit pisses me off more than anything else, then the medic has the gall to complain in chat like it was my fault he got blasted by stickies or wall rockets. pockets can take the hit, german bitch cannot.

>tfw playing scout with no audio

It's oddly satisfying and non distracting just clicking on people with no gunshot sounds.

>distracting
Distracting how?

Be a fag, works for me.

What, in your opinion, are the most versatile cosmetics and hats?

>144 Hz screen died from a power surge while i was out
>wasn't even on, just on standby
is it hard to find CRTs nowadays? i need a replacement and dont have the money for a flatscreen atm. I want something that can do at least 100 Hz

sometimes I feel my own gunshot noise kinda distracts me

Are you perhaps a bit mentally retarded?

does that count as a triple airshot, or how the fuck do you even call that? Collateral ?
>that shit-tier lighting on the webcam

>lol this guy is doing something different, better call him retarded

dead of night works for a good handful of loadouts, i've found

dont forget the backburner bug. the new way of telling if it crits or not is the orientation of the backburner player, wich is very problematic
youtube.com/watch?v=RlNeIoRNO0E
would be surprised if leagues ban backburner in a few weeks because of this

No, but video games are supposed to be something you focus your attention on. Otherwise you might as-well not play.

Yes, he cannot process basic things. That would qualify as mentally retarded.

the fucking sub zero suit for demo and pyro, probably the best suit for them.

How many unusual hats do I need to buy someone before they become my bf?

i'd tap that

Is this ironic or are you actually a faggot?

what does ironic mean?

no u

>wears cosmetics
Think you can answer that one yourself

Yea but do you have a pocket bf? Didn't think so

Is your name Grant by any chance?

who would even name their child that? lmfao

Shitters, clearly

It's done

It's dumb

How did you know?

i havent been able to access the wiki for 4 days now

Based "Here comes their noobtuber, better drop Uber" Viva calling others bad

Ah, now that I've seen the last part of the post I know it's a Star Wars reference! And since I'm a hip adult I love me Star Wars! So I have to like this epic reference to pop culture!

Want to date?

It's beautiful

*affixes collar*
hehe *GULP*
w-w-would you be interested in me?

i made coffee

can i see

See? I can't tell if this is a star wars reference or not.

Is TF2 worthy of the title?

Same

lol

What hud does tf2g use?

It's not. I'm asking if you would like to enjoy a nice unusual hat gifted you way as we pubstomp together.

not him but any cutie in a collar is 10/10
next comes the leash

budhud but only because it updated after the pyro update the fastest and I cant be assed to get a real one