/meg/ - Mass Effect General

hello

why are turians the best bros

'cause they're the most humanlike and relatable species.

Man, it's been forever since I played HW, but that track still gives me the feels.

Appreciate the comfy post, user.

Best bros for ME humanity, probably. Not too sure how well IRL humanity and Turians would get along.

>both you and your turian friend who you grew up with go into the millitary around the same time
>eventully allowed into the n7 program, because thats the only branch that is special in any way
>eventually a human turian joint operation is underway you will be accompanied by a turian blackwatch squad
>squad leader turns out to be the long lost bro
youtube.com/watch?v=txuWGoZF3ew

Because shooting range bros.
Which ayys wouldn't make good bros though? Seems most of them (excluding filthy BTs) would be some cool guys to hang around.

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Watch out, Ash! You're being attacked by a transvestite!

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>Morinth

Bump with space jews that are actually space gypsies.

its really cute they bothered to include Jacob

I'm not sure whether to laugh or be terrified.

So this is the power of autism...

That space gypsy has some nice big tits.

Liara a cute!

I've been playing through the trilogy with my gf lately. I've played them a ton before except for 3 which I only played once. I forgot how weird and buggy it is, so many broken quests and dog ass ugly characters. Can't wait to see what Andromeda is really like when we get there. Also holy shit ME3 online is still alive and its fuckin fun.

Andromeda is the worst gaming purchase I have ever made and I bought No Man's Sky at release for $60

Sounds fun. Depressing but fun.

Have you worshipped your Goddess today?

Of course, user !

>so many broken quests
huh?
Playing through now,other than the Barlo Von(i think thats his name) it seems to be ok.

Andromeda is an ok game,it's cheap now,so woth a try,but it is barley a ME game.
Fun Fact:Until the first patch/update,you could not make a light skinned character! Not even a light skinned asian!

dat filename
where/how did you get Ren and Stimpy?
Did you torrent?

Gj! May Andraste give you peace and happiness!

Yes, my anons!

I sure did!

Some people just need to be shot in the head.

user, no!

Based dolan

@196478594
You're one of them you son of a bitch.

Will EA and Bioware ever recover?

Pray to God he you don't press that big red button!

certainly hope not

Literally the first thing he did.

>giant Tali

you are literally patrician

Say what you will about the president, no one can argue that he knows his way around waifus

I want to fuck a Quarian, lads.

i want to fuck a drell user

I want to fuck an asari.

hope you like brain sex because she doesn't like you sticking your genetic stick in her birth canal

I want the xenophiles to die.

well more ayy pus for me

>a drell user
>moot, lord of faggots. Grant that my bait be swift, my gets be true and should the ban come to pass grant me forgiveness

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>>>r/terrafirma

Damn right.

Bullshit.

No you.

>ass is not painted blue
Shit costume

What about an asari eating a quarian?

W-what's going to happen to the quarian?

She's going to play with him using her tongue, pinning him to the roof and pallet of her mouth, wrapping her tongue around him like an anaconda, until she gets bored enough to swallow him.
From their, who knows? His suit may keep him alive for a while, but that would only postpone his death by asphyxiation in her tight, dark stomach.
Or she may hurl him up later. Again, who knows.

I want the xenophobes to die.

lets say a zone popped up on a human colony
>which ayy would be the most common in the zone
>would the military be able to secure it
>how would the citadel react
and how long will the wait be for stalker 2

>LSD kisses
>firm Quarian butt and thighs

A tough choice, actually.

What do you mean by zone? Like, somewhere on the planet aliens landed and now it's off limits, but a few brave and stupid people go in their anyways?

Man, vorefags are fucking weird.

>which ayy would be the most common in the zone
Turians of course, followed by Krogans
>would the military be able to secure it
nope
>how would the citadel react
doubt they would care
forever

>Not wanting to be eaten by a QT alien girl

C'mon, son.

Tuchanka is already a planetwide zone

>enter a bar some shit head human playing the guitar like shit
>over by the counter a quarian who obviusly came to the zone in order to bring something back to the flotilla gazes emptily at the mask of her old partner
>a turian sits at a table gazing longily at a mama's beads artifacts, a few krogan follow her as she leaves
>a human is hagaling with the volus merchant over what he should be paid for his thorn artifact
>a asari Maiden is drinking in the corner obviously wondering how she ended up in this hell hole
>a salarian is fidgiting with his shield emitter trying to find a way to get it to work, as the zones interference screws with the shield generator
also
>decode door
>enters new level
>30 pda signals
and don't get me started on those shit head hinds

About to do Priority: Rannoch
Was putting this off,but it's time to give best girl a home.

quarians already have a home

>rebuilding after having bank swiped
>the little things like no prayer pots/sara brews/runes/food

Only thing I want a qt ayy to eat is this dick.

got the timeline for the zone
>some back water colony on the outside of human space
>a experiment by the alliance goes horribly wrong fucks the noosphere of the planet creating a giant zone encircling the colony in a 50 kilometer radias
>alliance catches wind of what's going on there and shuts it down faster then jew being called out
>eventually a emission happens wiping out most of the people on the ground along with any ship positioned over the zone. the alliance seeing this destruction to just quarantine the planet not allowing anyone on the planet
>salarians send in stg but are soon cut down by mutants and stg abandons plans to try again
>eventually rumors start of a old human colony that can make even the dumbest relic hunter rich if he's lucky enough
>soon people of all species are flocking to the planet using small stealth ships in order to sneak past the fleet
>almost every species shows up but all for different reasons
>salarians come for the science
>quarians come for their pilgrimage
>turians come to try and find a way to benefit the hierarchy
>humans come for the greed
>volus comes for the greed
>drell come on behalf of the hanar
>batarians don't come because they don't have a planet lmao
>but no matter who shows up, they most always end up lost to the zone

did quarians steal your runescape account?

>the zone
as in THE zone?

what other zone would i be talking about

>which ayy would be the most common in the zone
Krogan, Turians are strong but chimeras and pseudogiants are Tuchanka tier
>would the military be able to secure it
hell no
>how would the citadel react
planetary quarantine

and its never coming, so stop waiting.

habitable zone?

>stg recon mission 20 minutes into the operation
youtube.com/watch?v=4FAqM_yjAus

what do you mean we all ready got it :^)

the bone zone

no.

quarians 5 minutes in the zone

damn you

>letting a single Snork kill you
bruh

post this on /sg/ for guaranteed you's

also probably my worst mistake was wearing that fucking ecologist garb

>post this on /sg/ for guaranteed you's
lol, right though?

Late night Jack post!

Goodnight guys

Night, spaceman.

I want a spiky girlfriend.

Where would you take her on a date?

Degenerate.
I'd like one too.

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>playing ME2 for the first time
>since I got the deluxe version on Steam, try to get all the DLC
>have to go to several different websites and enter several just to get them all
I don't see why they made the DLC process more complicated than it needed to be other than "fuck you for not using Origin".

*enter several codes

Steam has always been bad handling DLC that weren't originaly on the store

Whatever generates your mass effect field

Choose two people you would like to have a threesome with and whatever gender you want.
>Human
>Asari
>Salarian
>Turian
>Krogan
>Drell
>Hanar
>Quarian
>Geth
>Elcor
>Volus
>Batarian
>Vorcha
>LEVIATHAN