You suddenly get 100 million dollars after taxes. What do you do with that money and why?

I'd probably move to Japan desu, at least for a few years.

>ITT: people don't factor in the gift tax
I wouldn't give away a cent over the maximum allowance per year to each person - what's that, $8,000?

$14k, I think

Put it all in Crypto Bullion (CBX)
You missed PIVX and ARK, don't miss this one as well.

settle debts, help my family, tour the world, buy a modest house with some land, start a small movie studio and make a shitload of films with my pals. (gonna make films anyway, but money makes everything so much easier). The rest goes to investments, and I live off the interest.

>Put it all in Crypto Bullion (CBX)
>entire market cap is $200k
So you'd buy every single coin at well above market price?

12500.

Buy a large land holding in a reliable rainfall location in the New England farming region of Australia.

Build a comfy but not huge house, and buy a sick D4DX Hilux ute.

I would complete my PhD in plant genetics and complete some Arg courses.

Then spend the remainder of my life farming / scientific research to improve crop yeilds.

(or right under it. source: parents gave me that amount from what my grandparents left them a few years back. It's what got me started with investing)

That's a noble goal.

Thanks, I love growing things and I currently work as a scientist.
My dream probably would be to bring these two things togeather.
Would be sweet to be able to do any science you wanted without the constraints of grant funding.

Kek you just wasted half your money to an organization that has nothing to do with your relationship with God.

Kek

This. I salute you good sir

Buy Veeky Forums and flush this shitty, garbage buttcoin board down the drain.

Very nice house. 3 very nice super cars.

Live in house drive cars, have my gf quit school and move in with me

>salute you good sir
Smells like reddit

How about investing some in learning proper English?

Would buy land and convince the county to allow commercial use. Start off with factories of something thats in demand in my area, live right outside of DC. Would essentially build the factories with the long term goal of converting them into marijuana facilities. Hopefully I would get big enough that some large cigarette company buys me out. Once that happens I'll buy an island and hope to make into a tourist location.

Clone myself atleast 9 times
Travel around fucking shit up

>buy house in my city for 1
>buy two cars and a motorcycle for around 0.5
>pay off all my parents debt and buy them a decent house for 0.5
>get my girlfriend a nice car 0.05
>get a nice full wardrobe 0.1
>pay off all my friends student debt 0.1
>invest the remaining 97.75 mil in different Market Index ETFs or the first AAA bonds that pay over 5%.

And then I would just leave. No idea where the road is gonna take me, but i would just follow it. After i am done traveling, I would probably get a job anyway or probably do some volunteer work like teaching poor kids.

woah

this

spirituality=/=religious dogma

Buy hundreds of acres of relatively remote land, build a mansion on it. Invest half, blow the rest on trucks, motorcycles/dirt bikes, and muscle/supercars. Spend the rest of my life doing stupid shit on my own reality TV show

let me invest in that campaign boi

>giving money to the church like a good goy instead of doing God's will and using your money to help the poor

Pay all debts and all of parent's debts, buy them houses and cars and give them enough million to do whatever they wanted with the res of their lives.

Then I'd hire a swat team of investers to distribute my money. When I'm not traveling the world and buying hookers I'd invest in starting businesses

Well first I'd spend money on a nutritionist, stylist, personal trainer and cosmetic dentist and start looking really really good.

Keep acting normal.

>Open 1 million saving account, which usually makes you a premium user with a lot of benefits like zero maintenance cards and affiliated accounts.
>Open one credit card and dump 4k/month for taxis and restaurants.
>Sell my SUV
>Go to the downtown find a developing project and rent a small office
>Find a fucking old rotten mansion in the suburbs near a beach or coast zone, buy it for for less than a million. Leave the broken shit looking aesthetics in the outside, hire a decent team to restore one floor with bunker tier systems, high speed internet, satellite communication, cameras, 10'000L water backup, electricity, steel bars gates inside interconnected rooms making it a safe zone within the mansion
>Buy a high end laptop (the only expensive thing that will be in my house), no tvs, or other hardware visible.
>Pay my parents a trip around the world. 1m on it.
>Organize a big party for them, inviting family and friends, tickets for the ones living abroad. 500k on it
>Buy a huskie/german mutt and leave it free on the suburb mansion. Play with him,
>Buy 150 white t-shirts, 200 polo black shirts, 10 kakhi shorts, 50 different random suits, 200 random dress shirts, 10 pair of sandals, 26 comfy dress shoes, 20 random dress pants. Leave them as warehouse in a room.
>Go to my office every single day at 4am, by taxi. Pay for breakfast at office service. Do investment business, every idea i had since highschool, do small business projects. 20 million on it. Go back at home at 4pm. Feed my dog, work out, run around. Read some books, watch some movies. listen music at the bunker.
>Invest on long term stocks and portfolios, with almost zero risk and slow rate. about 60 million. Pay my daily spending by the profits of it.
>Travel around the world in economy class. Pay a visit to ancient architecture around and European museums.
>Fast forward to my early 40s
..continue

Pay off my parents debt, then buy a ranch on a river in the mountains with great internet, a shooting range, and multiple greenhouses for exotic plants that are hard to find and expensive to buy. Then I would build a stage and studio for music, and offer professional recording and lodge services to musicians worldwide.

Maybe start a vineyard if the climate allows for it.

>Keep acting normal.
>Organize a big party for them, inviting family and friends, tickets for the ones living abroad. 500k on it

>pay a research team of spies and do a casting of godlike aesthetic women in europe, DNA tests, successful rate at their business, school grades, father accomplishments... select one of them and do black ops to get their ovules in the most unnoticed way. Like made her fall sleep at the hotel or whatever. 3 million
>Pay a early 20s, healthy women to carry my fertilized children. Have two one girl and one boy, they will must have 1 year difference. 4 million on it
>Buy a condo in NY, equip it nicely. Womb girl would stay there for 3 years, after the 2 births. Will make my parents stay there at summers and watch the babies. 5 million.
>sell the mansion
>womb girl will be gone and leave me with children, pay expensive teachers. Red-pill them on various topics. Fuck work I will travel around the world with them 3 months a year. Make them go to the cheapest HS near for the last 3 years. And leave them at their own for university choose, career choose. If they want to study in Germany I will pay them their decent house and studies.
>Sell condo
>Buy a cafe in Venice like pic related. Accommodate the second floor for me.
>Lurk on the internet under the sun and beautiful background, will i reach my early 70s, do shirt investment, trading, engage in political circles with the local old dudes. Marry a italian 50-60yo waifu (not that hard with a business and house around); love her
>invite my grandchildren for summers-
>travel around with my wife every 3 months-
>Do en expensive party and burn a couple millions. Almost a goodbye folks and friends party.
>Leave the business to her.
>Transfer my long term investments to my daughte and son that i am sure wont be pricks and useless shitlords.
>reach 82yo
>take my life like socrates with wine, honey and a fast killing painless toxin

and thats pretty much

>not using half of it to become a televangelist and scam people out of money

I would immediately put $70,000,000 into Govt Bonds or other low risk investments/holdings so I don't get carried away buying shit
>That should return about $2,000,000 per year
Then I'd set a cap on spending between $5,000,000 - $10,000,000 for property.
>That'd get me a place in my home state, a place in Colorado and a place in California with plenty left over to correct bad choices or expand the portfolio
Then I'd set aside between $200,000 - $400,000 for cars and motorcycles
>That would get a Kawasaki H2, Ducati 1299, and a few modest luxury cars and maybe an SUV
I'd inquire about those private jet membership clubs where you buy miles and maybe sign up for 1 year, just to see what it's like to be next-level wealthy.
>I couldn't imagine it being good value at all, nor could I imagine feeling good about the waste of money
I think I'm struggling to find ways to spend much more than $10,000,000 at most.
>Leave $1,000,000 in the bank
>Put the remainder in medium risk investments/holdings
Not sure how I'd approach the whole 'sharing' issue with family and friends as opening that can would be asking for trouble. I'd probably just keep the lease going on the apartment I'm in now and not tell them anything at first, then gradually 'build my wealth' as I 'landed promotions and invested wisely'.

>Thanks for letting me dream for these 5 minutes, OP

this is so sheev like that it could actually work

Set up my parents so they can retire, then become a shut in hyper NEET.

I'd buy the dip.

Move to a 30-acre hobby farm within an hour of a decent sized metropolitan area in middle America (St Louis, maybe? Not sure, I'd have to do some research).

Put up a pole barn, buy project cars, get a couple goats or sheep or cows, and basically do whatever the fuck I want at all times. I'd coach my kid's sports teams, volunteer a lot, maybe become a teacher at some point.

buy ethereum wait for proof of stake live off interest collected not to mention increased value you might be a billionaire at it's height

Go all in jnug

>Leave the country and go to a place where no one knows who I am.
>Cut off ties with all friends and family
>Buy a secluded property and live out my days surrounded by a harem of young women

id throw a huge party for 50 million dollars. the rest i would invest in my business

I love growing stuff as well, I would have such a huge botanical garden.

I would put 3 million into THC today or tomorrow, before the price goes way up in two days.

Nocoiners on sudoku watch because they didn't read the following thread:

14k in the U. S.

6k if coming from Taiwan.

I would also start using heroin. It's not a particularly dangerous drug, it's the junkie lifestyle that kills people. I would buy the purest, highest quality heroin and have it administered to me by a private nurse who would then suck my dick.

>live a normal life
>take my life like socrates in the end

Sounds good op. If you want to die like socrates, make sure you fuck a bunch of young 20year old men who follow your philosophy and swallow your load whenever you please.

Half billion in real estate. Live off 250k. Invest the rest. Give myself incintive bonuses while growing my billions and moving undergraound away from all of the normies and autists.

Start NEETville community.

Fund my community.

Buy Veeky Forums, remove adds, sell pases cheaper, remove captcha somehow. Permaban all shitcoiners.

Wew!

Excellent

>25 million put into a basic retirement fund
>25 million to move to a place of my choosing in the world, buy a nice small house, a good car, and other things to make a house a home
>50 million[spoiler] to start my own game devving company. Even if it barely keeps itself afloat, I've got 25 million collecting interest in a retirement fund so I'll be set whenever I want [/spoiler]

>give my parents and extended family enough to live comfortably off of
>move to Colorado to live in the mountains
>put whatever I can spare into some safe investments
>Buy guns and music gear
>live a simple life of hunting ,fishing and playing guitar on my porch overlooking the mountains
>probably start a microbrewery or something
>occasionally go into town to talk to the qt's

Now that I think about it if all I'd really want is to fuck off somewhere to the mountains I could probably make that happen without the 100 million.

30 mil in assorted REITs (ag and healthcare), 10 mil in tech stock (Google, Microsoft, not Apple, some VR plays), 20 mil venture capital, 20 mil in rare earths, 10 mil in gold, 10 mil in bonds

>What do you do with that money and why?
I'd get a job and a crap apartment (using job money). I would pay for my food and other stuff with cash, but take care to still look poor. Meanwhile all my spare time would be spent figuring out how to make the money legal.

Oh sorry thought it was illegal money. I would spend the $2 I have left after taxes on a nice pack of gum! Stupid tax joke.

I would spend the money on making pic related. It can manipulate dna in real time. Why? Because my immune system has almost killed me twice and makes life very hard.

Buy more beans

20 million stocks
20 million bonds
40 million in residential rental and commercial real-estate
15 million for 300-800 acre estate 15 minutes drive from a swanky small city (and a house down town for when I feel like it)
4 million money market
1 million for vehicles/hobbies/furniture/fun shit

I would spend around $10000 on a GPU cluster that brute forces the most annoying tripcodes.

>that end twist

10/10

underrated post

$1 million spread through random savings accounts at different banks.
Yearly maximum investment into my IRA until I'm fifty.
$10 million low risk investments that pay dividends.
$10 million real estate for rentals
$10 million high risk investments
$1 million fun stuff
rest: Dream home + fixes +cars+supplies+guns+ammo for the rest of my life.

>Buy an house in the mountains, a penthouse in the city and a villa at the sea
>Then buy a 30m yacht
> A Koenigsegg Agera R, a 458 Speciale Aperta and a GTC4Lusso
>Give a couple millions to my parents
>Keep 10m as living money and invest the rest in stocks and real estate

Become a partner in the business I'm in.

>make the proper arrangements for remaining funds to be managed and dished annually to family, friends and anyone rolling trips in this thread
>drink

buy a beautiful and young Ukraine waifu and have sex every day

buy AAPL because Apple is investing heavily in self-driving car, self-driving car is the future with $1 trillion market

buy the dip

All great but the last point

Nigga wtf. Heroin is what druggies use because they can't afford opioids any more. You have 100 million so just buy morphine

Buy DOGE