League of Legends General /lolg/

I'm going to repost this because I have severe autism and there needs to be a Luxanna post but I have to go to sleep.

It's a cold winter night, I'm feeling bummed out about something that happened at class.
I'm feeling bad about some of the things I've said and some of the relationships I've lost recently, I'm feeling depressed.
But then, like the first ray of sunshine in the morning at dawn, Luxanna walks in through the door. She notices my foul mood instantly, no matter how hard I try to hide it from her.
She wraps her small arms around me and with her cute kitten smile tells me that everything will be alright, no matter what happened.
She leads me by the hand to the roof of our apartment building, it's covered in snow and the pale moonlight glow.
We hold each other tightly as to keep warm, I can feel her sweet breath on my neck, and the scent of her hair becomes the only thing I can sense in that moment. We start to slowly dance to the tune that only her and me can hear, silent to the rest of the cold world, but as we're moving now in each others embrace, it's an orchestra that melts away the very winter around us.
And at that time, we both, in complete harmony, softly whisper to one another I love you.

Good night, /lolg/.

youtube.com/watch?v=gH1UOLRAO-4

I want to FUCK Sejuani poster!

post loot from the event

How's every burgers holiday today?

I'm feeling lonely on mine, I had to help cook dinner but my brother fucked up the cheese sauce for the mac and cheese, so I had to try and repair it afterwards. Still got chewed out for it even though the mother let him "help" in the first place.

>tfw still no qt Raka gf

So what, I play games with the new shitty icons, complete a couple objectives and it gives me free shards and shit?

What does Annie's _farts_ smell like?

>implying she'll ever be allowed to use it ever again.

It'll begin to suffer from atrophy and get all tiny that it can only be called a clit.

Is this your first week of League?
Yes.

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>gay OP
no

well the initial plan was to wait until my team baited cooldowns before going out, i haven't anticipated that shit in the slightest so i got stunned for a second

I got this piece of shit too and he was the one I wanted the least. I don't play hime either. Hurrà to me.

Post a champion that you like, whether it be design wise, lore wise, aesthetics, viability, anything!
I really like Ivern and everything about him, especially since I main support so if I have to jungle, I can at least play him and still be a support.

i want to bully akalis womb with my dick

>Has a large sized heavy crossbow carried on her back
>Meaning she is always able to tumble with a giant crossbow on her back
>Instead, she uses a hand crossbow normally for some reason despite her having the same maneuverability with the heavy one
>In fact, she moves FASTER when HOLDING the heavy one in her hands yet when she shoots a big bolt out of the same crossbow, she has to stop completely for a moment
>Both of them are loaded with silver bolts and have the same range despite the heavy one clearly being a larger crossbow with greater firing power
lolbabs?????

Also when are we getting a champ with a hand cranked repeating crossbow?

yes

>ezreal 88% ban rate on korea high elo
>no nerfs on the pbe
what did riot mean by this??????

>no OP template
nice shit general you have for this shit game that belongs to a shit genre

so, "as a team" means that everyone in the team has to be in an area around the objective during the kill?

Leblanc overall is perfect,hopefully this year i get to play her well

Draaaaaaaaaaaven!
Best guy!
Santa Draven!!!

>Open skin orb
>Get this + Braum heart emote
ty riot

no

Best girl.
Best hair.
Best wife.

how is Ornns damage with ZERO damage items ok

Are you serious? Do you actually think that Riot wants to make all 5 people stand next to scuttle crab and take it together for it to count once? You really are retarded.

New lore Vladimir can unironically cause orgasms just by willing you to cum. He can control your body regardless of how you feel about it. Even Ahri and Eve can't do that. He is the ultimate Dom.

Uh, no.
Vayne uses mana for her ultimate.
Meaning it's not just her switching out her weapon.
Final Hour is a magical buff.
She probably can't even hold the thing without it, let alone arm a crossbow of that size with her bare hands.

do you really have that much faith in rito to assume that we don't have to do something dumb for our shiny loot?

>nerfs literally on the pbe

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

>ywn cuck one of these two lovers from each other
>ywn pound the gayness out of Sona by using the cock and have Ahri be forced to watch it
>ywn turn Sona straight again and see her leave Ahri for the cock
>ywn see Ahri doing her best to bring her back to her side by cleaning her filled and leaking pussy by using her fingers and tongue but to no avail
Feelsbadman.

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>Vayne
>Using magic

Someone hasn't read her lore.

PS is VxV still legit with this Vlad lore?

>Trying to excuse your lack of intellgience by taking the low hanging fruit response of "but rito james is dumb company"

No, you're retarded and you're a newfag.
Using the term "as a team" is not new for quests.
Fuck off back to preschool and develop some reading comprehension and deductive reasoning.

The next reloading adc is gonna use a hand cranked crossbow

>cuckposters
>blackedposters
>gays
>yordlefuckers
>vladfag
>weebs
>cropped porn
>lulufags
>futafags
>waifufags

have we reached the rock bottom of generals? I don't think this place can possibly get worst

Vladfag fuck off, ok?
Using mana means magic, she can bitch all she wants in her """""""""""""lore"""""""""""""" but it's not changing the fact it's fucking magic.

Fuck that, for a weab company, where's the champion that uses a gunblade as a weapon?

I want to bully Akali in general, for being a retarded pedophile.

Senpai what the fuck that makes 0 sense I think mana is mental energy here.

>Implying mana isn't a thing only present in the [REDACTED] of [REDACTED]
Try explaining how Gangplank has to use mana to fire a regular bullet out of his gun one time then.

>Has never seen a general at it's truest bedrock.
Go have a stroll at /tesg/ or /ksg/.
Hell, literally any mmo general.
That's true hell.

tfw it's 2017 and I still don't have every single pokemon

Stop playing my waifu.

usually it dies off around 100 posts

why did it take riot literally months to nerf malzahar? were they busy selling skins?

is anyone else having trouble uploading webms

it's telling me "possible malicious code in file"

the fuck

they needed a new team winning worlds

stop embedding viruses in your webms

>She thinks Gankplank fires normal bullets
Get a load of this gypsy.
Gankplan's bullets can proc on hit effects. Meaning they can store magical effects in them, therefor are magical.
I don't see Gankplank ever reloading his gun like Graves, does he have infinite ammo? OR it's a magical bullet that forms inside the gun.
:thinking:

>Just got a champion shard for malz
>he gets nerfed
Is he still good tho?

That wasn't me.

Also the game isn't canon.

>tfw I liked it when my waifu got burch'd because then everybody stopped posting her and only I was her poster

i'm not that gay individual but
>Xin uses mana
>Panth uses mana
>Cait uses mana
>Darius uses mana
>Fiora uses mana
>Gragas uses mana
>Twitch uses mana
>Teemo uses mana
>Trist uses mana
>Jax uses mana
>Jinx uses mana
>Olaf uses mana
>Quinn uses mana
>Talon uses mana
>Urgot uses mana
>making me defend vladfag

cmon now

just play him till the nerfs go live

I ain't gay also some of the champs you listed are magical, specifically yordles

But otherwise you're correct.

>Headcanon, the post
>Not even good headcanon, just bullshit

unless they completely remove his ult he's always gonna be decent

hey man, sorry for not begin around
if i get time this weeknd we will go hunt some qt pink hair girls

Bets

Surely a little reach-around would be okay. Right?

This whole "mana" discussion is probably the most autistic thing I've seen on this general.

Jesus fucking christ this pic every time.

>jump on trist
>she jumps away
>flash after her
>she knocks you back 20 miles with her ult

fuck this champ

zoe support isnt even 25% as good as everyone said she would be. she is 100% a mid laner and a niche top laner.

dont know what i expected from /lolg/ tho.

This is more about balance changes with her I'm concerned about.

I don't want them to nerf Q again since with almost 0 bot lane sustain people are complaining that q crits are disproportionally punishing when it's mostly just the added scorch and aery on top them that makes it so much stronger. Just her regular Q by itself didn't even change that much from last season till now.

Then her ult is genuinely broken even though it takes so much power from her kit and I don't need more major CD or damage nerfs on it since then I lose my reason to play a team fighting adc or something I can play to abuse retards

I mostly just don't want MF to get nerfed again and then other things to get buffed against her and she just gets even worse and both can't bully or team fight better than other adcs she should team fight.

So getting project orb means that's there's a huge chance to roll some cheap shitty skin, while project skin shard guarantees one of those flashy project skins except new ones, right?

People falling for the "limiting resource in-game = lore" bait

Sensational

Slayer Jinx is the best Jinx

>Want to learn new champions
>Never feel attached to them unless I have a skin
>Don't want to buy a skin in case I don't like them

What do you do? I've been caught in the riot jew net

If you knockup or root (and I guess stun) her right when she enters jump she remains in place.

Hey /lolg/

I'm thankful for you. I like coming here and talking about lego legends, and I like esports hype over the years, and I like the memes. Thanks for being you all these years.

I'm also thankful for Sona, for being herself and making my life brighter and more beautiful.

I hope your Thanksgiving is going well.

COOP DEE GRACE

this is true.
I wish SG had the smoothness that this skin had. But it doesn't really matter since I own them all the chromas and switch between them.

also classic jinx is criminally underrated

Who the fuck are you and what did you meant by this

that's TOO BAD, given that she's busy swimming WITH me until the end of times!

>walk up straight to tristana
>she jumps
>i press r on her
>she ults me
>she flash away
>i kill her
>"/all: ?"

So how would you guys rate the Garen chromas?

LOLG I NEED YOUR HELP I GOT POOLPARTY LEONA AND NEED A CHROMA WHICH DO I PICK

literally what/10 all of them

are you saying there's something wrong with it?

But Star Guardian is the tightest Jinx

Ivory looks decent

shit

I had a Vi in a game yesterday who would ult the enemy Ahri who would then use all 3 ults and her flash and still get dunked and killed. She was fuming about how broken Vi was at the end of the game, shit was priceless

happy thanksgiving to you too kooba

have a good day as well !

i need only your finest pics of imaqtpie
RIGHT NOW

I love Camille

If anything it's too right.