/palg/ - Paladins General

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>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB63)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?62008-Open-Beta-63-Patch-Notes-November-15

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Account statistics
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paladins.guru

>Paladins VIP
paladins.com/vip/

>Reveal Trailer (Vivian):
youtube.com/watch?v=QzTHIF-IPuA

>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>PTS Bug Reporting (OB63):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?61992-OB63-PTS-Bug-Reporting-thread

>OP Template
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Previous thread:

Alive game, alive thread!

ONCE MORE I RISE!

I want Evie to recite me poetry

>and smite

not!Dio champion when
Dr.Jekyll/Mr.Hyde champion when

loli support when

Someone talked about this. Pretty gay.

Its not gay if he's wearing a skirt!

i'd rather see ash in that costume

In another universe

Stop making me horny, I'm trying to ungay myself

She is my shining star, and I want to protect her light.
There is no one or nothing I cherish more than her, as I love her beyond any conceivable limit.

I think Evie smells like blue bubblegum

Your waifu is a slut who gives it away for free.

/palg/ is dead.

time for /hirez/

>be 2k ELO unranked scrub
>get matched against GM and Masters duo
>win because their Jenos is bot-tier

How do we save /palg/?

we don't

Stop.

why is paladins store so shit compared to smite
>only 12 different items
>only caut is viable
>barely enough for one tier 3 in one game

The item shop should just be the same as in mobas, it would offer a lot more variety.

lol? What are the sick plays you can make with the god with the lowest skill floor and ceiling in the game

RMB

Maeve is now in Paladins Strike and Buck/BK got some spooky skins too!
Fuck lowrez for making this aussie only server, I want to play this shitty mobage without a trillion ping

>Meev got in before many other veteran champs
Could they possibly be any less subtle with their favoritism?

No.

>completely flabby and unathletic

Why is Maeve so ugly?
What even is Maeve? Is she some kind of street kid with autism or an actual cat person?

Jenos and Andro are best friends!

she has abyss corrupted eyes or some shit, i bet she just stole them from a cat demon

Hey, it's nice that we have different bodytypes in the game! Loli champion when??

we dont, that body type is completely unrealistic for someone in a physical lifestyle like soldiering, the way she looks there even a hairdresser would be more toned

More

bk is a counter to vivian, is there anything he can't do?

Sexually satisfy me

be a real king

When will Paladins get a stance switcher?

>delusional bk meme

holy shit I just realize this fits the lonely sentient AI trope

shut up bomb king
you're a mentally ill bomb robot
probably gay as well

>muh headcanon

lol

Talus was supposed to have a "demon" form from his datamine but i think they scraped it

bk went to the races
>He got off to an explosive start!
bk was a fan favourite, his reputation
>blew up!
But after his first race his career
>Bombed!
after that he became
>Grumpy!

smite still needs an assassin stance switcher and then the full stance switch dream team will become a reality

Holy hell our Paladins needs to step the fuck up
I love overdesigned final fantasy type shit like this

>superflat maeve
>frankenbuck
these are amazing. The art team really blew it out of the park.

She is a princess who's parents got killed so she lives off of the streets stealing old man sperm to survive.

Is this really true?

more like deformed little kid

Absolutely
t. Holt

dude grohks spirit walk totem reset is fucking aids and I hate it. On second thought lets get rid of all "I'm invincible while healing to full' Abilities

>shoot the totem
wow so fucking hard

That would be fucking retarded. See: Battleborn.

Paladins's item store prevents snowballing by keeping item power fairly limited. Imagine how stupid it could be if Makoa could build +4000 HP and 66% damage resistance or Androxus could quadruple his damage output.

Paladins actually has MORE variety and counterbuilding than League of Legends, by cutting out all the bloat and making the few items in there be meaningful choices.

>few items in there be meaningful choices.
a.k.a caut only

Maeve is an orphan who has no idea when she was born.

So apparently there's a Euro Cup tourney thing airing right now?

who it the /palg/ team?

>doesn't build nimble first

Shitter detected

is chronos actually useful or is it just a shitter bait?

Everything is shitter bait, just save your credits and don't buy anything.

It's useful if your base cooldowns are more than 10 seconds.
Generally, though, most people either get nimble (because gotta go fast) or master riding to get to the point/catch up to the payload faster.
Morale Boost is good for Ying since it allows her to spit out her actually good mode of healing more than once or twice a match.

Damba/Jenos say hi

did they fix the crystals quest? I just got crystals when logging in probably from yesterday's quest

Battleborn's shop wasn't like a moba, did you even play it?
You equipped items and then could only buy those items, items were earned through pve and had different rarities and rarer items were straight up better.

Yea, and Vivian was allowed, kek.

>dont even get 3 quests today
keep it up, shit-rez

Chronos is almost mandatory on healers not named Ying or Seris.

Chronos used to be good on tanks, but rejuvenate is the new money sink.

Chronos is core on a few flanks/damage dealers, namely Cassie, Zhin, etc.

>go to training maps for easy VIP
>get paired with a Cassie who's last to connect
>suddenly have 990 ping, can't reconnect to servers
I bet the brazilians are behind this

jenos is really cute in this picture

maeve is not ugly

she is very ugly,uglier than ying

maeve is really pretty

>manage to reconnect
>join a different game
>first half of the match goes fine
>second half is back to 990 ping, doesn't disconnect
>my team pushes cart into hole
>defeat
????
What the fuck is going on here

lol I remember that happening to me once
>capture the objective at 3/4
>get the defeat screen

>t. Ying

Why do you have to be mean?

game is broke

who here /stuckatchampioncustomizationscreen/

When has it not?

Every time I see Bomb King I always think he'd fit right in a Kirby game

imagining this, thats pretty cute

What if Vivian got one drone per ult, but could stack them up to 2? Then the only people who'd let her kill everything would be retards that let her run rampant

right here

Now I want a King Dedede skin for Terminus

>Finally an evening for myself to play paladins and shitpost about it
>Game is down
Please let me die

>during this time of the day game is down 4 out of 6 days
JUST

Only if they change her ult line to just be "have you met my friend?" the first time.

T-they are fixing the bugs!!!

IT'S A BETA

pls dont gay the guys. Friendship is nice and all, but thats very gay on the gay scale

Paladins booru when?

Strix?

don't tell me what to do

that Maeve skin looks pretty dope. Kind of like an enhanced Dreamhack one. I want it in the real game

you're a beta

do you even know what autism means?
Her voicelines imply that shes street smart. Strix has autism with his "truly................ Awesome......."
but Maeve? You could make a case for ADHD ´when talking about Raeve tho

Marve should have cute skins, not edgy ones!