/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

>Current Event
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>Patch 4.15
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>Callback Campaign:
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>Job Guide
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>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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last thread:

NO LALAFELLS BEYOND THIS POINT

meowbois ahn~

This is a hold up, hand over your lizard pictures.

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Pistols at dawn, winner gets all the lizard pics, loser has to fantasia to a giraffe.

If the game went on even a second longer we would have lost.

post cats

post male lizards

i need glam ideas

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This thread has been claimed in the name of the Sultana.

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I'd do things with this lizard

>get the urge to resub
>remember Yoshi is still holding on to his retarded 450/week cap for gear

chat

if by things you mean cutter's cry then hmu
gilgamesh

>Dragon Quest event is back.

Did they give a date?

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AST or SCH.

I'm out

SCH. It's more involved and less boring than AST.

AST is shit when you aren't drawing cards

It's the most boring of the 3healers and the weakest in raw healing and dps

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SCH it is then, I guess.

I keep wanting to try AST, maybe I'll do that next.

Better question, SCH or WHM? It's my understanding that WHM is the best raw heals, but it seems like there's no minigame there. It's just healing and spamming Stone.

WHM if you want to be effective and feel like you're doing something. SCH is a lot of the time played by mouthbreathers who can't into minigames and wind up underperforming.

hopefully soon

>early morning PotD
>everyone somehow forgets how to play the game
>tank leaves and we only have three DPS
>suffer the entire time
H E L P

Only if you turn into a cock craving lizard slut after the run.

o wow we are similar even same eye colour huh

I am having a stroke at this very moment

I am dead fucking serious

I would go get a phone, but i'm having a stroke and can't move my legs

This will be the last thing I will ever type in my life

goodbye /xivg/

I usually use the spiky hairstyle or a tomboy one though I do visit the bob/hime cut from time to time

What's the sluttiest robes in the game aside from coliseum robes? I want a new outfit to roleplay a mage who puts herself through school and her magic studies by stripping.

The dress from the cash shop that has slits on the side.

Same. Also, see:

Well alright then. I sleep.

>having a stroke
>has time to write all of this, solve the captcha, and attach an appropriate image

/doubt

>Loser gets the best out of it

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mining meower

you're so frickin cute hhhhhh

That's an old screenshot, I fanta'd to giraffe a couple of months ago.

good idea, I'm tired enough to just crash fully-clothed right now.

>Just wiped for the fourth time this morning
I'm just going to give up and force myself through these shitty DPS queues for dungeons

go away

stay

is this xivg approved now

Convince me to come back to this game, I actually really really like playing it but im 1; playing it solo and 2; horribly behind on gear and tomestone gear.

>Convince me to come back to this game
why

Omega normals have had their weekly uncapped so you can just run that over and over and get full i320 in an evening which is fine for pretty much all content up to O2S. If you're on balmung i'll be your friend.

Who is this lizard goddess?

If you play a lala, just hug their leg. They'll melt from the cuteness.

I'm on balmung, will you be mine?

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I am the exact opposite of a lala

>Highlander
So more cool than cute?
May take longer to melt them unfortunately since cuteness is their huge weakness.

Who's this slut

>why
>its another "i hate this game so much yet im posting on a vietnamese cave drawing forum about it" episode
Amazing input friend, appreciate it
>Omega normals have had their weekly uncapped
I didnt know this, thanks for the info

>go into my fc house after a rough day of leveling
>hear someone getting /petted
>go see what it is
>three moonies petting each other
What the fuck

Their elezen friend is a huge fan of Highlander women I think.

moonies are sluts, what did you expect

>Heavensward held a steady subbed player count
Bullshit, bro. I remember how hard the subs tanked throughout Heavensward.

its my c@!

Let's go with "cool", yeah...

are you trying to play matchmaker owo

cute lizard looking to get my turkey serviced on mateus~

>hear someone getting /petted

Goodnight beam

can someone post cute lizards

pickles is back?!

So Balmung is the big ERP server, but it's full all the time. Where's the next best place for ERP?

It's a bit late for that isn't it?

Highlanders are def the older sister, caring or cool/showoff type I feel. Also yeah my friend does like Highlanders quite a bit.

Mateus

behemoth

most people would pay a lot of money for a petterz sub and you got a free show..

That's a lie!

not in my book nope never too late to get that turkey serviced user

What server are you on slutty cat?

I want to pin your elezen friend...

siren why

I don't share that kind of archtyping in my head, I think.
Highlanders are just what I associate with. In most games I play a tall girl. In real life I -AM- a tall girl. Just how it is for me!~

The most I could do is send you a Roast Dodo though.

>in real life I am a tall girl
this is 100% a dude with the way it types

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I'd give you some points for effort I guess. You're missing some mashed potatoes to go with that though. The best combination...

how about you suck this dick fag
;3

o-okay, where are you?

>Cute slut got a not shit monitor finally
Nice

on mateus! I'm waiting

I can respect that!

>people still remember
i'll hibernate a little longer before posting more /wheeze

gilgamesh, bitch

c:

I remember because you're on my friends list on Balmung and because your cat is unique enough to ID for me.

Fuck, more and more are coming out of the siren woodworks. I think you're number four or five.

You seem to know a thing or two about cooking, would you like to discuss this in more detail? Perhaps in private?

i was pretty much the only one at one point but i posted too many selfies and didn't wanna attract any more attention lol

i come and visit sometimes but no one is ever online anymore it seems, 4.1 blues

yes please, who doesn't like cooking anyways. I'm just idling if you'd like to join me wherever you are!

Well we haven't seen each other since sometime in HW.

Why are you posting my me?

Tripcode please, i dont want to see this shit