/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #154

Until theyre delivered

Goddamnit, Monika. Gimme my hoodie back.

Goonait!

I was supposed to write part 2 to my fic but I got caught up in family stuff for thanksgiving and general laziness.
I'll start it....tomorrow.

I want to get into writefaggotry. Absolutely no promises of quality or delivery. Any suggestions? Monika preferred.

Hello and good evening everyone!
Sorry for being a bit late, but welcome back to the poetry club!

Word of the thread is "witch"!
You could use any variation of this as well, such as bewitching or the like.
Alternatives are 'solid', 'accelerate', and 'break'.

The idea of this activity is to encourage everyone that may want to try their hand at writing poetry. Sometimes we all just need a little kick or some inspiration. Sometimes we want to write but have no idea what about! Hopefully one of these words can help you out!
Don't be afraid to share and don't be shy about commenting on other's poems as well! It can all be a lot of fun!
Enjoy, everyone!
Monika!

Forgot to add I was originally going to start writing on sunday.
So yeah, I hate myself.

>just realized its now been over 4 weeks since the shop opened and nothing has shipped

I understand that Dan had problems with the initial batch of keychains, but we're getting to the point where this shit isn't okay.

>this shit isn't oki doki.
Fixed.

Hmm perhaps one with you inviting Monika to Christmas dinner or something?

Also plugging my fics again!
pastebin.com/H7dQcync
pastebin.com/YxpX9vxn

Cloning, lateral genodata transfer, transversal replication, and cyberotics, flood in amongst a relapse onto bacterial sex with Monika!
youtube.com/watch?v=fiaWsgtJrNI

So... where can I find Yuri-like girls in real life?

Yuri would be a good kisser, and always the little spoon I think. What do you think your Doki would be good at? Big or little spoon?

A book store, most likely

You teasing Monika on purpose so you can see her flustered face?

...

I'll take it! And you won't see a dime! Ahaha~

Monika falling asleep on top of you so you stay the night because you don't want to wake her. Short and sweet

Damn she's fucking glorious. desu i think all the girls would be little spoons except Monika but only if you wanted to be little spoon

OkCupid. 90% of my top matches seem to really be interested in tea and reading and feeling superior to anyone who isn't.

*bullies sayori*
>sayori protection squad tries to step in
*bullies them too since they're a bunch of beta males*

parties with andy warhol everywhere or bookstores that reek of cat piss
The Military–industrial complex?

good night friend!

i started a fic earlier during that whole highyori gag session, but i'm kind of stuck. i haven't smoked all day and can't seem to think of any dumb shit for her to be on about. i'm happy with it so far. it's probably the least gross-levels-of-prosey i've written in... ever.

you wouldn't want to.

Jokes on you, faggot. I'm a Natsukifag who enlisted as a Sayori Protector because Sayori deserves protecting, regardless if she's your waifu or not. If I can take Natsuki's bullying, you'll have no effect on me.
And if you go after Natsuki she's kicking you in the junk.

Hide bully posts.

Ignore bully posts.

Do not reply to bully posters.

MC-kun goes to root for Monika at one of her debate club events (probably against another rival school?)

I know she quit the debate club canonically speaking, but things may be different without the meta god-powers

Yuri would do some lewd things with your tongue as she kissed you, that's for sure.

Goodnight. Sleep well!

Yuri does seem like she'd enjoy being the little spoon. Little anxious at first, but she'd really get into it afterwards.
I wonder if she'd be okay with being the big spoon every once in a while, though.

Hey now don't make me come over there and love you tenderly!~

eyyy

Yuri would be good at siphoning cum from my pulsing cock.

Armyfag here. The correct answer is "muh benefits."

Be on the lookout for dokianon slandering kikes.
We love all dokis.

>tfw no yuri trap gf to french kiss

>spoon
I'm either sleeping face-to-face with her or I'm sleeping on my back with my arm around her.

A righteous man, a bastion of the valiant guard against bullying!

OkCupid. Trust me on this.

i like all the dokis except Sayori!

Sayori is the worst! I wish I could delete her at the start!

Taking Monika to a date and the both of you talking trough the phone

Someone must be the last line of defense against bullies.

where would you marry your doki?

All dokis are best

You have my sword.

>Sayori likes the bullying because she thinks she has it coming
>She mistrusts the adoration and love because she thinks it's insincere
>Falls for her bully after seeing him bully her protection squad

>Church
St Dominics

your right

Not triggering enough, user-kun. Try harder.
But you're the kind of poster that's easy to distinguish.

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Mecca

Somewhere like this seems good for Natsuki

Do you accept Monikafags among the ranks of the Sayori Protection Squad?

Yuri and I will have a traditional Klingon wedding.

In all seriousness would you be down for a /ddlc/ meetup orgy?

Duh doi my man

Truly patrician opinion.

I'm not gay.

Despite being here, I'm not gay

...

All Dokis are ordained by God almighty to be equal in the love they deserve!

If it's in a convenient location. Fortunately, I know there are at least 2 other Ohiofriends in /ddlc/.

No thanks, ain't a faggot.

It would just turn into a big cuddle pile
So yes

Is this game good? I might get it in the sale

it just stops moving

...

I second this under the cuddle pretense.

How would your Doki react to you talking to other girls and making them laugh?

I only got to the first boss, but from what little I played of it was fun.

ungraciously, to say the least. she deleted the entire world last time.

No shit, I only ordered posters.

We've all seen the answer to that question.

Demand I fuck her when we get home to make up for it.

w&b

Is this Ruiner? Got it cause the girl has a Berserk pin, pretty fun so far

Alright, now I'm going to start doing ones about characters from other games because why not.

A lady of the count,
This little lady is surely a witch.
Sometimes an 8-legged being with no mount,
Sometimes a green bitch.
For a time, control did she
A part of one’s manor.
Yet the heroic jumper, small he may be,
Expelled her in a fantastic manner.
Then she returned during an end,
Her lovely self, gems and all.
Reality did bend,
And there she was to stall.
At the castle in waiting,
Did she and the princess face off,
And despite the baiting,
She did her last cough.
When all was said and done,
And the count had sacrificed,
Her life of evil fun,
Had little merit she realized.

Kudos to anybody that gets who it's talking about. I tried to start doing the rhyming thing again, anybody have thoughts on how I did on that and the poem in general (plz)?

>filename

Yeah, one of my buddies made an exploitable of the protagonist's helmet and I made that.

Why does it say "Happy Thought" instead of "Happy Thoughts"?

Because she can only think of one.

B-bruh...

All are welcome as long as you aren't doing the bullying!

>Threadly
Fake!

What could Yurifags contribute, besides our elite taste and refined palette?

do you really want my thoughts user? I don't have much of substance to say.

I like that you rhymed, I really disliked that none of the poems in the VN made much of an effort to rhyme. Especially since the title 'doki doki' probably came from iambic pentameter.

I don't get who you're referencing because I don't play that many games. Sorry for that.

I like the self realisation throughout the poem. And I like the imagery, I guess?

good job

You can tell when I'm the one posting it when I use the word "threadly" and end in an exclamation point.

Mobilefag right now sorry
It's pretty sick

Love, consoling to bullied Sayorifriends, companionship, aromatherapy, and lewd stress relief!

Palate, you illiterate turnip. You're about as refined as crude oil.

this might help with the "relief" effort

>Not having a refined palette
What are you, some pleb?