/d2g/ - DotA 2 General

>be 1 mmr ironically
>try out new memebadges calibrating since i can't show my mmr on profile
>le fake raned system werks
>shit on kids
>get calibrated at Herald 1 (156 mmr)

see you after 6 months

Is AM the true man's hero?
>gets powerful after hard work
>good at everything
>wins by himself

Wow this new ranking system sure is shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ good thing i dont play LoL2:The Nigger anymore x))

AM is the canonical virgin hero
>needs his parents (supports) help for like 30 years (minutes)
>anti-social tendencies, only hits creeps and avoids real heroes
>hates the most chad thing in the world (magic)

Remember to report non related dota post such as NSFW, and remember never feed the trolls.

>>hates the most chad thing in the world (magic)
you mean the heroes who can actually fuck his shit up before he gets canonically 6 slotted 25 min into the game

>bean boys got beaned by roaches
WHERE ARE YOU ADELAIDE
I WANT TO LAUGH AT YOU

Do we have an All Virgins vs Turbo Chads pic?

THE reddit post ladies and doturds

The Dotard Containment Plan (DCP) is an ongoing UN effort to minimize damage and after effects of the dota & dota-like communities on the internet.

The need for action was first realized in 2008 when a linguistic analysis of internet traffic between live parties (e.g. active games or chat) revealed that over 70% of hateful speech originated in dota, league of legends and heros of newerth.

The DCP involved multiple elements, including a new free to play game which would trap current players (preventing them from escaping to other games) as well as region sinks, where extremely cancerous demographics (in this case, peruvians and russians) would be enticed into playing it.

The DCP has had mixed success, with many of the failings arguably originating from the "Icefrog" developer of dota, who some believe is rebelling against the plan by attempting to destroy the game of dota 2.

half the games line up can fuck him before he has like 3 items

>pls don't make me reset my router

>win 8 games
>get herald 2
Whoa...

is the 7k burger huskar spammer here? may i see your medal dudester?

chef johns son?

Who are you quoting?

Rate my best hero

how many ranked games do you need for a medal?

Thread (and game) died finally, even shitposters are out now

Sad

10

you call that best?

thanks

I only watched like 2 or 3 games and stopped giving a fuck about that tornament, everyone was acting retarded and picking retarded shit and spamming "WE'RE SMOKING" on all chat for some autistic rules or someshit

Shit tournaments for the same people that find slacks funny at the TI, literally the Aisha Taylor(E3 ubisoft) from the dota community.

Fucking subhuman south americans and yropoors out. Thread is for whites only

how do you build him

no armor

Any tips on how to play lycan?, i always like him because he is one of the best rapier carriers since his ult gives him free speed and doesn't need boots, i dislike the new shapeshift talent at level 20 tho, it was better at 25.

>hating on slacks
Spotting the redditor 101

wtf dotards?
how did /ourguys/ lose?

never thought you'd ask that :/
that ss isn't mine

HYUK HYUK

Got styled on by fuckin' Turks.
Get to work in the harem Adelaide.

Just a friendly reminder that in 20 years america is going to be 25% white

What is the first item you build on Pangolier?

wand

Tango

mango 2 iron branches into sideshop wand

It still amazes me that valve give the host to a guy that started playing dota 4 months before the international

Still whiter than european caliphate lmfao

Javelin.

jesus christ
how recent is that picture

Why does our girl sheepo slather bacon grease on her face before bed?

beanboys still qualified at least

>People replying to tripfags

its fake

Can't wait until Riot sues valve for copying ther game

filtered

...

A year old

>suprised this thread is nothing but ribbit tourists
Pic is you lol

>brainlet wojak meme
UPDOOTED FRIEND! XD

lmao nice fucking game doturds

How to make DoTA retain more players:

> Battle Cups every week/every other week
> Working Team/Guild/Clan/Whatever system
> Make drops more frequent/better
> Bring back item recycling, item recipes for specific items, combining, etc. Make the rarest recipes very rare rewards from battle cup wins or special season events. Hopefully should make the price floor for items a bit higher while making inflation of the rarest shit a bit slower.
> Region lock (I wish)

What else you got dotatards?

Is offlane Sven a good or bad idea? Couldn't he theoretically jungle easily? Also, what is offlane even about anymore? It seems down right suicidal. What can one hero do against a 2-3 hero stun lane? I was interested in offlane but it honestly seems like fucking aids.

Magic grass of invisibility patch when?

based redditbro being able to spot his reddit brethren

What if Icefrog listened to singsing ideas to fix dotards 2?

>le epic spurdo finnish autism xD

Stay mad kiddos x)

>> Region lock (I wish)
game instantly becomes dead lmao hour long queues if you arent ruskie/SA monkey

>Is offlane Sven a good or bad idea?

Bad, he can get killed easily, he can't jungle until he is 5 at least, and still is a pretty slow jungler at that level, has nothing to escape and slow ms, it does no dmg in early alone as well

How do we buff singsing dotards?

>Implying that anything of that si going to work
The """"""""""""""""""problem"""""""""""""""""" is that Dota has reached a point where Solo Carring is impossible unless you play near Mechanical and Tactical perfection.
This causes that ebin pubstompers to stop playing as they NEED the team win.
Also the map changes caused the same effect as having to play with techis.

Russians, south americans and chinks are the target market of this game. Nobody cares what your tiny western minds want lol

by stopping his balding

Should pudges hook be faster now that the turn rates are faster?

>AM always banned in turbo

Pudge is in the top 5 of meme heroes that should be removed.

>be turk
>midterms are finally over
>come home to see singsing stack lose 2-1
>be happy that singsing will stream lol soon
>get hard thinking about singsing getting raped by brown, hairy turks in the enemy team

So then what do you propose? Yeah I remember a few years back it was possible for 1-2 people to carry a team but whats the difference now? Everyone getting more gold? I'm of the opinion early game domination matters much less unless you have a lineup that can push racks by 20minutes, so if your early game team doesn't win by then comeback gold on a team with 2-3 hard carries will eek you out.

>its /int/ tourist larp episode again

I am greek.

Gold lmao

What will (((valve))) do now to make league retards happy?
0-3 remove courier
4-6 add runes
7-9 make heroes(champions) an unlock
dubs and I kill myself

I hate carrying and I hate mid lane but playing support is shitty sometimes. I hate when enemy cores feed off my support body. Is slardar only a position 4 hero? Also, what is your opinion on supports going Midas? When is it too late for Midas?

I am turk.

Does anyone else think it's fucking hilarious that people are going to keep posting about "variety streamer with 12 year old target audience Sing Sing" and call him "our guy" after he's just been raped by 5 who turks?

>When is it too late for Midas?
Depends on how late the game is likely to go.

Play offlane, the true Chad role

That's like 3 US Dollars in todays currencies I guess, right?

20 dollars

>I hate when enemy cores feed off my support body.
Then work on positioning.
The only times the enemy cores should be able to feed off you're poor little support booty is when you know you're carries are going to come in and clean up as a result of it.

How though? Offlane is so hero exclusive right now. Centaur bristle and timber are like the trinity of that lane. I hate all 3 of those heroes. Offlane is strange. It's hard to gauge your success if your enemy isn't retarded.

>gg
>sry
Based

>gg
Are the Greeks, dare I say, /ourguys/?

What's the new hot offlane meme? Brood?

I can't wait for mouz to throw this now

Pick Pangolier and buy as many Javelins as you can.

Brood is a mid or carry right now.
If you want easy offlanes just play Pit Lord

I have been working on positioning. Heroes like storm or invis heroes bypass that. I show on map once and storm jumps me. Makes me not want to play fragile supports like AA or dazzle. Speaking of dazzle, new poison touch is trash.