/hat/ - A Hat in Time General - 7

I heard that Mafia Town basically didn't change at all since the alpha. I do remember Mustache Girl having some pretty fucking weird lines in the beta though.

I'm going to need a run down, on this word, jank.

I am not down with the kids.

It's how tedious the game is.

It means weird fucking shit in the "rough around the edges" kind of way. Not necessarily bad.

Pats for the Hat!

I want to kiss her on the head! And buy her fucking game on xbox.

Who took her hat away?!
What a mean dumb-dumb!

unironically me

ordered up, /hat/

Why does Cooking Cat even exist?

I'm going to assume she is a backer character. She is so ridiculously out of place and has so little role in any plot that I can't imagine any other explanation.

>3 pastebins
>still this amount of links

Does she even get off the ship or does she leaves the planet along with Hat Kid, dooming Mafia to a horrible death?

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Little things in the game that made you chuckle.
>"my bomb defuser is ready!"
>it's a fucking huge pair of kiddie scissors

The murder train.
>"We're not actually owls. We're crows."

>So what, I've taken a few hundred souls, big deal!

P E C K

Snatcher being hyper-dramatic and Hat Kid just constantly smiling made me chuckle a bit.

The flavour text for the movie posters.
>"Come to think of it, you never signed a contract..."
>"... or gave them your details..."
>"... it's possible you're not getting paid for this."

The entire contract bit.

Hard for video games to reach that level of charm.

Trying mods. Wish me luck, lad.

Snatcher Keep is a okay, but waaaay too short and mixes fluff and crunch.

hats be with you user

the mods for this game are great
>platform panic
>the long run
>chase badge
>PhysX jump badge
>cappy cap
>astronaut hat

Tried a few of them.
The Snatcher Keep is nice, but the mapping feels weird and it's short.
Mafia Depth also reeks of the first attempt at mapping, but the bland envirronements are more acceptable since it's a time rift.
The Ricco Harbour Secret just reminds me that even if I have an easy time in Hat in Time, replaying Sunshine will probably be brutal.

THIS IS A PECKIN' HOLD UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIMME ALL YOUR WEBM'S AND POMS AND NOBODY GETS PECKIN' HURT!!!!!!

Just pull the trigger, kid...It'll be doin' me a favor.

bump

Did anybody ever use the laser badge?

Only when mustache girl used her laser, but beside boss fights I really never tried to fight anything.

BURGER KID.

I'd eat her buns, if you know what I mean.

no

yes

I'd be Snatcher's burger slut.

goodnight /hat/

lovu

My favorite badge.

Only problem is I played on a controller, so everyime i tried to aim, it would be slightly offset to where I actually aimed. On KB+M I never had it happen.

Still, I loved the KAM HAME HA moments. So perfect.

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The Ice Hat with the little back dangly bit is the best hat, prove me wrong you can't.

So hows the game selling? I liked it a lot and I want the developers to do well and make more.

I bet Hat Kid loves playing with little dangly bits.

REEEEEEE ENOUGH INNUENDO

In YOUR endo.

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Post hat kid with boobs

Here you go you sick fuck.

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Post hat kid shaving mustache girl's mustache.

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This. It became disgusting once I realized her mustache wasn't part of her pigtails.

perfect.

"Doesn't need no cameos"

Psychonauts easter egg. "Voice Actor" tumblr/tubers.

>no customizable graphic settings
What

They're not cameos.

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Hat Kid ain't no sloot.

Does it taste like fabric?

it tastes like fish i'm a cool guy and you should probably give me your fish too

You should never shake your coke before putting it in.

why do they have four fingers

All cartoon have four fingers. Never watched the Simpsons?

The real question is why Mafia's right hand becomes his left hand.

looks like puberty did some weird things to Hat Kid

>full voice acting
Fake. Some of the Snatcher's lines are voiced during the fight.

I was actually surprised when I found out the characters in the game has 5 fingers. I think the cartoonish style made me expect 4.

So what is your best guess on what this "unconventional" ng+ could be?

I wonder if it means a randomizer options. Like, replacing all the maffia enemies with owls.

pornography

inb4 unable to use hats, except the few exceptions

calling it

maybe something similar to the Chase badge mod that always keeps things hectic?

no!!!!!!!!!!

So Vanessa's mansion?

>unconventional
>hard as heck
I have this really strong hunch I can't shake that it could be a mustache girl story

it'd be pretty much the same as before, just a "weaker" version of hat kid with certain story differences like turning the faucets in mafia town on instead of off

Would be nice, there's apparently some cut content about the moustache girl, I'd like to see it back in the story.

Why isn't this one called mad hatter?

I still don't understand what the three bars are supposed to present.

duh, they represent a xylophone. hat kid is mad that she got such a childish instrument instead of a classy one like a saxaphone or piano

Bullet hell.

Sounds reasonable, I would be mad about a xylophone with only 3 notes too.

pocket dingy bars

I just assumed they were gauges and the badge depicted Hat Kid as a crazy min-maxer.

4 more days /hat/

Don't say I didn't warn you. If we enter December without ATLEAST a console release date, I say the P word without spoilers and if I'm really mad, in caps. Don't think I'm scared too or I'll chicken out because I won't and when it happens you'll be there like "holy fuck user wasn't fucking around"

that'll be you ^

Don't do it user, it's not worth it.

it's a wii u exclusive

I'd livestream my suicide and I own a wii u

me too.

reminder that hat kid x snatcher is not okay

Bitch, even Veeky Forums's captcha is too hardcore your shit.

hat kid is for lewd though

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*Angry Scottish screaming*