Tf2g - Team Fortress 2 General

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>Se7en going 3-3 vs. Torrit's mix team surprised me.
Fucking what? Just woke up from apparently blacking out over drinking. Need a rundown on how 7 loses three rounds to some who's.

>Not knowing every single weapon in the game based on stats alone
>Not being able to read filenames

pyro nerf FUCKING WHEN

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>Torrit team
>Who's
Funs, adysky, ixy, and Lukas are not who's. Neither is Torrit or t0m. Here's the logs: logs.tf/1889054
Funs and Thalash tied for top kills, but Funs had less deaths. Adysky outperformed Kaidus on demo.

the virgin that thinks hes a chad

competitive tf2 is dying and i couldn't give a fuck

same, i hate the community, full of trannies and annoying fuckwits

>scores
what the fuck does that mean
not even a scoreboard

It's never been big.

why dont more people play hydro? i just had a great game, sure it goes on a little while but if you just intended on playing team fortress 2 anyways it doesn't really get stale. furthermore why dont more maps play like hydro? i think steel comes close at least.

where did you get this picture of me

it's grown a fuck ton and now trannies are killing it

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Nice shit, guys

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Literally whom?

Weird. I know all the players but the team just didn't register in my brain.

>Being so shit at a game you have to cheat when playing the most overpowered class.
Pathetic

>strong critic of degeneracy
>buys digital clothes and plays videogames

Round 4 on big stream is random mix team full of people I don't recognize outside of Gemm and I only know him for his production.
Se7en is playing a random mix team I also don't recognize, should be an easy roll.
Funs is going to be playing yet another mix team that I only recognize because they rolled sage's team on Product earlier today. So yeah, none of the round 4 streams should be that interesting to watch.

lmao you suck

>outplayed
>ch-cheater!!!!!!

>buy clothes and sell them at a markup
>make bitch boys that are envious mad

>hydro
Nah fambam, I'll stick to 2fort

They're all fakenicking.

>firing at him with your rl a second time after he snaps to you to reflect your rocket

i feel like i could do this so am hesitant to call him a cheater. first of all you didn't shoot until after he had seen you for over a second. if he was actually paying attention which he probably was since he was fucking looking right next to you he probably expects the fucking soldier to mindlessly fire. his mouse clearly flicks and doesn't lock onto you, and on the second airblast he could have simply guessed correctly due to your body language (aka peaking, its a dead giveaway you will likely fucking shoot)

God that makes sense. Fuck me. Fuck this hangover, last thing I remember was sniping on mvm. Gonna need some rice and 7up.

also proof that it isn't a bot, the first reflected rocket would have gone toward you had that been the case

He also panic airblasts between the first and second shot, which he wouldn't really have a reason to do if he was hacking

t. GOD

whats wrong with trannies

they won't date me

>record yourself 24/7
why?

trannies are ugly and have spergy lispy voices

also 75% chance of fat

>what is shadowplay

whats right with them honestly

t. tranny dater

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it's deadly obvious when you hear a tranny over voice and it's their boyfriend calling them a girl. They will literally latch onto the first boy who calls them hot and a girl.

To be fair, you have to be very skilled to play Pyro. The skill ceiling is very subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the class will go over a typical player's head. There's also Pyro's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personality draws heavily from My Little Pony for instance. Pyro mains understand this stuff; they have the skill to truly appreciate the depths of the class, to realize that they're not just Pro- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Pyro truly ARE n00bs- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the intelligence in Pyro's existential catchphrase "HUDDA HUDDA HA," which itself is a cryptic reference to Valve's classic "Meet the Pyro", I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Gaben's genius deletes other classes with minimal effort. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a strange Balloonicorn. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the healsluts' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're female(male) beforehand.

>196719478
put your trip back on beanerboy

imagine being this mad you got killed in a game

redpill me on this wanderer and viva drama i don't go into discord a lot

wanderer is unironically 7/10

The best trannies are the ones in the sex industry

don't bother with discord desu. The "thread" discord has poor unjust moderation with the tactic of "i just ban who i want"

Is ubercharge literally the greatest shitter detector in videogame history? I have never seen any game where your entire team shits themselves just because someone became unkillable for 8 seconds

Hi mikes!

isn't vivas a moron from what I have read?

wow it's almost like attentionwhores and namefags gathering in a group where one of them has admin powers is a gay idea

hi pal. don't pretend it's not true.

lol

how many people have been banned so far again? only you?
oh well

I don't bother with the discord because they let the shitposters run wild in every channel spamming porn.

not him but in the advanced options you can have set demos to record every single match. if something good happens in one i will open the demo and record that

This. It's just a bunch of teenage boys who are incapable of not being slaves to their dicks. Honestly pretty sad.

Xion dislikes mikes because he's part of some tranny orbiting circlejerk. As far as I know, he's the only person who's been banned besides Masketta.

>hit shot
>miss the followup
youtu.be/6W_0E1QRx84?t=63

there isn't any drama

it was just a funny pic i wanted to make

I use p-rec for this instead.

even in pubs? I better go double check the option

>And no, you cannot see it. It's for the healsluts' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're female(male) beforehand.
lol

and that's why you equip the smg with the machina

So they ban someone who did nothing and let shit posters do whatever they want? Spamming porn in every channel is what you should be banning for.

Make a porn channel and ban anyone who dumps porn outside it.

Also I wouldn't be upset if Xion didn't lie about it too

not sure if that was your jitter or the damage flinch. either way, just devastating when it happens.

kill yourself

What did valve mean by this??

>masketta and mikes banned
literally nothing of value was lost gg

your skill level is that of a bronze soldier, while his is of a gold pyro.

it does not surprise me dude
funs t0m and adysky are fucking gods, and se7en does not practice that hard anymore

So I'd have to get like 80 kills to get close to a gold?

please don't compare me to masketta
i assume he got banned for an actual reason no and not just because xion hates him

no, perhaps you should

dotsy you fucking stink

Se7en has been scrimming about every day lately since they intend to go to Rewind. They have a Finnish drug addict on scout, though, that might be tying them down a bit.

yeah i have it set to record every single match. the one problem with this is ingame feels more smooth though i am unsure if that is just placebo

>nobody queueing for the jungle maps
>on a saturday
Uh, guys???

they run like ass

stop calling me a guy

list of most autistic tf2gs
>dotsy
>viva
>26
>human
>wanderer
>shoebox
>sbt

Oh jeez, is he in that drug group alle is in? Also what happened to alle, haven't heard of him since his disappearance. Did he get cut from his team?

if youre not in this list youre a fucking who with shit personality or none at all desu.

"what drug group"
~thole

Apparently he ragequit. It was just AMS and Puoskari hanging out with alle in the Finnish drug den. Apparently Puoskari is playing in this cup. Alle will be back eventually, apparently he does this pretty often. Ragequitting, I mean, not hanging out with Finnish druggies.

how are killstreak effects tiered, and how hard is it to sell them?

Is it usually worht it to complete a professional fabiricator?

i only queue for mercenary park and enclosure

the only acceptable column is the third one

>fucking who
>on an anonymous website
that's the point you dumb attentionwhore

the two worst maps.

if you're not on this list you came during the Jungle Inferno update*
FTFY
AMS, Alle, and Puoskari are some of the best players in EU by far atm

yeah the reason is everyone hates him