I still don't think Hajime is useful at all, the spots have to be used wisely.
Juan Walker
Chiaki wants to grind... on you.
Brody Morales
its also about reproduction
John Garcia
I love all of you :)
Christopher Jackson
Whichever one had the best genes and most free time I guess. There's really not much reason to not just have one guy knocking up basically everyone at least initially.
Leo Ramirez
A reminder that Kyoko is the best girl
Christian Richardson
If you really need to force a protag, I'd vote hopeboy for the luck benefit of the group
It would be nice to have at least one protagonist but Makotos talent it luck, Hajime has none unless he is Izuru or Hajizuru, and there is already a detective chosen so Shuichi would be less useful unless Kirigiri is replaced
Henry Diaz
As an aside, you'd want to avoid knocking up both Kirumi and Mikan at the same time or if at all with the other girls, since they're the ones who would function best as midwives.
Alexander Evans
Animator!
Jaxon Kelly
Komaeda is too unstable and was also dying.
Aiden Martinez
Would Hajimes fake talents even carry over if he has kids?
Joseph Johnson
You sure that's not Chihiro wearing a gakuran?
Landon Morgan
I think he meant Naegi.
Jaxson Cruz
...
Lucas Miller
not sure, but nobodies talents would carry over if they had children, except sonia because they are a princess so would her daughters
Dylan Long
My penis tells me that's Chihiro.
Brody Brooks
Naegi was who I meant, user
Jose Moore
Thought it was Chihiro
Kayden Wood
would Kiibo be able to stow away since he is a robot and can just power himself off while everybody is in stasis pods
Blake Lewis
I'd imagine Ultimate Civil War Renactors as twins and having a rivalry, Union Vs South. But they'd fight tooth and nail for each other.
Andrew Barnes
Kyoko, Souda, Ishimaru, Chihiro, and Sakura had families with ties to the talents
Zachary Barnes
>Ultimate Handegg Player >Ultimate Cheerleader >Ultimate Twerker >Ultimate Shooter
Jacob Ross
>three people wander into a ruined academy >suddenly, it repairs itself, and a robot is formed from the wreckage >tsumugi was trapped beneath the rocks >they return to the courtroom, where suddenly people start tuning in to see this happening on live TV >the audience decides to give Kiibo a personality >the three people who wandered in forget the universe they wandered in from is real, and forget that people are watching them >tsumugi is declared innocent of a murder that shuichi knew about >kiibo and the monocubs work together to rebuild the school, after the monocubs remove his antenna >shuichi, himiko, maki, and tsumugi work out before returning to the courtroom >there, kiibo gets his antenna reattached >a broken spaceship is suddenly launched, and the euphoria of space brings its occupant back to life >kaito emerges from the spaceship and jumps into the exisal >maki realizes she never loved kaito during the trial >kaito in the exisal fucks off, everyone leaves >everyone goes to the hangar, see the press and blood >they decide they want none of it, and leave, but not before sealing the entrances with an electrohammer >that night, kaito returns to the hangar, repairs the press, and lifts it to reveal kokichi underneath. he films himself doing this >kaito drags kokichi to the bathroom to fuck/question him >kaito vomits, and kokichi bottles the vomit, and gives it to maki outside the hangar after he pretends to vomit inside it himself >kokichi opens up the hangar, and maki comes inside to extract poisoned arrows from kokichi and kaito before jumping into an exisal and fucking off >kaito, noticing maki missed a spot, pulls the other arrow out of kokichi >kaito then disassembles a crossbow before giving it to himiko
Parker Bell
Wouldn't Naegi's luck kind of fuck everyone over, even if things work out in the end, it'll still put them through a hard time.
But I guess things working out in the end is a good thing.
Miu having a child with Chihiro who is able to invent robots and then put AIs into them Gonta and Angie's child making paintings of bugs
Carson Collins
why not have a vote on which protagonist survives
Jaxson Richardson
Ultimate Gunslinger is the protag, and his truth bullets are literal named bullets He's too interventionist for his own good
Owen Butler
I want to headpat Amami and also tulpaman
Zachary Adams
Slightly late Koko! I think the OP missed a few letters.
Jason Harris
>kaito, shuichi, himiko, tsumugi, and maki finally get the idea that they should get out >they travel to the exit, but kokichi shoves them all out >they all regain consciousness and return to the academy, repairing all the traps in the escape tunnel along the way >kokichi reveals he isn't the mastermind, everyone believes him and forgets about hopes peak and the remnants of despair >proceeds to collect everyone's electrohammers, then goes to erase graffiti left on a rock outside >the survivors return to the courtroom, where Kaito drinks blood off the floor >kokichi, thinking this is weird as fuck, punches him >suddenly, a fire starts in the courtroom, and insects begin to emerge through the flames >gonta emerges from the flames, but not before a giant bug heals the wound in his chest and give birth to two monocubs >gonta is released, begins to break down >they all decide this is ridiculous and leave, go to the computer room >find a dead body in there >decide to try out the VR headsets, kaito is a pussy and doesn't put his on >Gonta uses toilet paper found outside the mansion to scale the mansion when Miu's avatar flies up the roof >uses the toilet paper to whack her and revive her >miu immediately goes into a panic and tries to kill kokichi, but he escapes >kaito finally stops being a pussy and logs in, miu finds out and calls him to get his number >while everyone is looking around the VR world, miu repairs a bridge and organizes everyone, earning the respect of everyone >eventually they all decide they've had enough, when they log out miu's alive again >for the next few days miu decodes the virtual world to ensure it could never be used for evil again >himiko also decides to stop doing training routines
Michael Reed
Ultimate Football Player
Eli Rodriguez
T-this isn't real, right?
Jose Watson
Ultimate Hypebeast
Bentley Sanchez
His luck is just minor annoyances here and there but there's a big payoff that keeps him safe.
Jordan Ramirez
Lil' Jon wouldn't be involved if it wasn't real
Colton Morales
>himiko decides she's had enough of this shit and stops giving a fuck, becomes dead inside and lazy >forces gonta to carry her to the courtroom, while kaito drinks more blood off the floor like the fucker he is >in the courtroom a spirit suddenly materializes from salt clouds and possesses a body in a heating ritual, the ritual also gives birth to Monodam, born from flames >korekiyo immediately tell everyone he has a tulpa, but everyone is so disgusted they choose to immediately forget about it >himiko continues to be dead inside >they all leave and look for their labs >shuichi investigates under the floorboards, when ouma comes in and smacks his face on the floor to get bloody, before jumping up through the roof >korekiyo proposes to do a ritual to revive this corpse he just found, puts a cage over the corpse >through kinetic energy stored by seesaws, when the cage is lifted after lighting some candles, tenko is underneath >tenko immediately tries to fuck himiko, himiko just wants death >everyone continues investigating until they find another corpse in the art room >they decide to let the body rest in peace, and ouma locks the door on the way out >the next night, tenko asks shuichi to check on the corpse, he does, and the corpse is suddenly awake >angie tells them she plans to use a book she found to kill someone >tenko and shuichi leave, this encounter scars tenko for life and now she hates men >angie also immediately wants to fuck himiko, forms a student council to get away with doing so >in the meantime, angie also repairs flashback lights and returns them to the monocubs like the good person she is >shuichi and kaito kick maki out of their workout group when it's revealed she isn't actually the ultimate assassin, but the ultimate child caregiver, since shuichi and kaito fucking hate kids
Austin Peterson
Lets see, the missing boys are >Hifumi - nope >Hagakure - maybe >Mondo - A gay >Leon - A bitch >Togami - talent not useful, a bitch >Naegi - could be okay
>Hajime - no talent >Impostor - cool talent, charismatic, going to die of a massive coronary >Nidai - weak heart >Fuyuhiko - useless talent, manlet >Nagito - talent is a bane, dying
>Shuichi - talent already overlaps, kind of useless >Ouma - not a very useful talent, manlet >Hoshi - not a very useful talent, midget >Korekiyo - serial killer >Kaito - Space AIDS >Keebo - ....
Naegi or Hagakure seem like the 'better' picks of what's left.
Henry Allen
I love Kaito!
Austin Bell
I don't recall his luck actually having a straight up negative effect on anyone unless it was something like that kidnapper or that other student's acceptance letter It's Nagito's "parents died but $30 million" you worry about
Zachary Wilson
A cutie Kaito!
Isaac Wright
>meanwhile, korekiyo is repairing the floorboards in the upstairs rooms, out of his fear of seesaws >ouma reveals to the group the truth about maki, everyone except shuichi and kaito trust her more as a result >they all return to the courtroom, where kirumi descends from a thorny web, carrying monosuke with her >kirumi explains how she had come here after being fired from her job as prime minister, since she needed a job somewhere >everyone goes to the gym, finds a skeleton in a fishtank >himiko has become a lich by this point, uses her dark magic to command the piranhas to bring the skeleton to life >he's still dead, though, so angie covers up the corpse with curtains to pretend that never happened >kirumi is determined and bored, however, and grabs the corpse, jumps through the window and glides to the other side of the pool >she tries to revive the body with the sink, which briefly works >she's able to permanently revive him by smacking him on the head, she then leaves him to his devices >gonta invites everyone to his lab, when a group shows up his insects attack, but gonta is able to get his insects under control >everyone gets bored and falls asleep, so gonta, being the gentleman he is, returns people to various places around the academy >feeling like the workout group has run its course, shiuchi and kaito cut off contact >shuichi finds a sweet hat and wears it
Leo Phillips
Kiibo is a stowaway
Luke Walker
Was definitely tagged as Mitarai when I found it. Could be Chihiro though. I'm happy either way, Chihiro's my third favorite Dangan.
Lincoln Baker
I wish Kaito could decide if he wanted to have facial hair or not
Joseph Edwards
Super High School Level Cowboy would be a treat
Christian Cook
>they find the body >they start clapping >the detective figures out who the murderer is >they start clapping >the murderer is executed >they start clapping
Adam Cruz
I think Hagakure would be the better choice over Naegi, since Naegi's luck only works out in his favor. Luck is too dangerous.
Nathaniel Foster
>Hajime >No talent He has every Talent!
Easton Barnes
>shuichi invites everyone to the courtroom to tell them about his sick new hat >while he's there, kaede emerges from a giant piano with monokid, and rides a rope down >kaede tells shuichi to fuck off, she's in charge now >shuichi is revealed to be a massive beta and thus falls in love with kaede at first site >they all go the library, where they find a dead body, it's announced as the last dead body they will find >after they all leave, tsumugi secretly reenters from the library to smack rantaro with a shotput ball >after clubbing him awake, she sends a second shotput ball up the book ramp to kaede >rantaro meanwhile poses for the cameras >after rantaro leaves, shuichi and kaede decide to clean up the library, they return the cameras to miu, who breaks them down for parts >monokuma has had enough, says if there's another body discovered in 72 hours he'll kill everyone >everyone decides to not look for bodies >feeling the point of this whole experiment has been lost, monokuma re-explains the rules of the killing game to everyone >everyone has had enough, so kaede and shuichi go around saying goodbye to everyone, before jumping into lockers >the monocubs decide that having these ultimates run amok in the normal world is too dangerous, so they remove everyone's talent and give them normal clothes before sending them on their way >rantaro isn't allowed to leave, though, he has to participate in another body finding game >everyone returns to their normal homes, becomes huge fans of the tv show they were on >the end
Asher Sanders
>I don't think the guy who is literally the best at everything and every talent is worth keeping alive >Gonta can stay though
Grayson Green
>Implying they wouldnt tip first.
Isaac Clark
People praise the depth and perfect depiction of character of the V3 character fan songs but they're so dull and lackluster and all they do is state three character traits for their respective character.
youtube.com/watch?v=e4d_i41zmSc >"Hey, get it? He lies! He lies! He also says boring a lot so let's repeat that a dozen times too! Let's also mention a rivalry here and there" >"Oh shit, we're actually starting to get interesting. Better end it here"
youtube.com/watch?v=aeRHbdzlcGw >"Get it? He hated facing the truth but now he isn't because Kaede is dead! But at least we're not repetitive like the last one so I guess we'll call it an improvement"
Austin Jones
When he has every talent he's also a boring sot that would rig some kind of stupid super death game because he's bored and if you're lucky it'll all be VR and he merely wastes everyone's time.
Carter Barnes
You could argue that it helped Kirigiri as well. Also Hagakure is wrong 70% of the time. Too unreliable.
Liam Allen
he only did that to btfo a thot who framed him for something
James Ortiz
Its still like bringing Dr. Manhattan along, he's liable to get bored and do something retarded or simply fuck off.
Jayden Foster
if its Hajizuru then he would be less likely to do it though
Robert Jackson
>Also Hagakure is wrong 70% of the time. Too unreliable. How often do your psychic visions come true?
Jayden Howard
31%
Colton Nguyen
But that's after game-events. This was more of just their default personalities and histories. Hajime was just a normie.
Although in that case I should've kept Kaito and ignored the space aids.
Jonathan Carter
What a fucking badass
Noah Cooper
Then we're taking you instead of Hagakure, user
Joshua Gomez
maybe we should have a poll since this seems like its going nowhere
Joshua Barnes
Well as long as you ignore space aids Kaito is probably a pretty alright pick.