Dota 2 general /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Major patch: dota2.com/duelingfates (7.07)
Minor patch: dota2.com/news/updates/ (7.07c)
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
New players (League refugee edition): dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator:dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Interactive Map: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/interactivemap/

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
Streamlink: github.com/streamlink/streamlink
GUI: github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui

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I hope Sheever gets better

fuTA

Beastmaster was overnerfed again..

ANIME

>it's a newbee shitstomps every chink team episode

How many 322 was that ?

Easily like fucking 3

>Tournament opens with awards for softcore pornography
How will lolbabbies EVER recover?

>saving thumbnails

howd i do?
team completely threw my last 2 games before ranking

it's four am in new york who do you think is watching anyways

Newbee has China's number. I'm gonna watch 8 games of Bulldog playing Lone Druid instead.

FREE ROSH LMAO

wat a throw

how do we fix morphling?

splash some water on him

>change the mmr system from numbers to medals
>still allow everyone to see their own mmr number
>arbitrarily lower everyone's mmr
how to kill your game 101

tell dotards how to beat him now that manaburn doesn't work on him and every silence short of Doom is ineffective. My flavour is Blademail ET with an added Lotus

I got 10 straight wins and I'm still herald. I don't think the wins or lose even matter.

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computer illiterate/10

my print screen button is broken :^)

steam illiterate/F12

keyboard also has no F buttons

why does pudge hook cancel tp if force staff, kotl blind and batrider's flamebreak don't?

windows snipping tool, now you're out of excuses.

>gyro is now best carry

HoN style MMR squish is what every dota pro wanted for years, this is a godsend

get grinding dotard

i run linux

dont lie to me boi

Paparazi is playing like shit, holy fuck

mana burn doing no shit on him is balanced by gutting his mobility. if he can lifesteal during the waveform and gaining health then maybe he can be viable

>every season mmr gets "reset"
how long is a season?

That used to be based off the average mmr of each team, right? You'd get more for beating a team with higher mmr than yours, and less for beating a weaker one, correct? That'd be great. I'd like it you could check peoples stats as easily as you could in HoN too.

?

so anything below legend should be shot on sight?

>has every mobility spell that your team also has
gutted is a bit strong a word user, he's still got his 11s CD Escape and a two heart healthpool when he needs it

FOR 2 WHAT??

It's breast cancer.
babby's first cancer which no-one dies from unless they spend the entire 18 months not noticing this hard bump on the boobs they look at everyday

>its a "literally can't stop chain feeding all the gold he sucked up after dying just once to a support" episode
Across time and space, this hero remains truly awful at all skill levels.

i just dont understand why REALLY good players make decisions like this. it should be fucking obvious that your only chance to be newbee in a fight is high ground. dont even contest the roshan you tards. how can chinese players be players of the year if they dont understand how to play from behind.

me ooga
pros booga

twitter.com/midonedota2/status/934622267237048320
>midone legend 4
>arteezy ancient 1
NICE 10K LMFAO

>It is estimated that 41,070 people (40,610 women and 460 men) will die from breast cancer this year.

>calibrate
>Archon 2
no...

Hello ribbit

>The average 5-year survival rate for people with breast cancer is 90%. The average 10-year survival rate is 83%. If the cancer is located only in the breast, the 5-year relative survival rate of people with breast cancer is 99%.

>Breast cancer is the most common cancer in women worldwide, with nearly 1.7 million new cases diagnosed in 2012
Not even 3%
Prognosis is so good esp when caught early by sexually promiscuous dutch women that they put on weight and travel the world hosting dota events even in the middle of chemo

>Pros getting outed as shitters

B-But anyone can get divine 5! Reddit couldn't be wrong there!

The players of the year were unjustly knocked out of the semis when VG didn't go according to the script

>sexually promiscuous
Delete this, Sheever is not a slut

She only has wild raunchy sex with her boyfriend, who love each other very much

Explain why Nahaz carries a pair of her (blood soaked) panties in his back pocket at the events he goes to then

im not sure about the new morph really.

not an rtz fanboy but i want to see him play or spam the hero since morph is one of my favorites.

also i think satanic alot better on him now with the waveform attacking. since popping satanic then waving gets u instant full hp

>tfw same calibration as midone

calibration is based on your normal games mmr

>if he can lifesteal during the waveform and gaining health then maybe he can be viable
he can with waveform attacks targets talent

youtube.com/watch?v=AMOu8xpq43I

but you may wanna turn the volume down on the 'personality' a little, he's unbearable

UH BADEHN

morphling is kind of bullshit now

he's so hard to kill

>yfw 500 hp per second on no mana cost

>abaddon
they lose

our queen was robbed in the cosplay
only right that ruru will be robbed in the finals

What the FUCK is that blue glowing thing around Sccc?

>tfw archon 5
is this good or bad dotards

How was the ceremony?

Orchid? Spirit Vessel?

sunken relic?

You have potential.

digital kb

i never liked rtz personality tho. just the person playing the hero

>tfw Wyvern and Phoenix in the same game
best heroes

t. kindergarten

>Queue normal
>Gets matched with Ancients & Divines
>Queue ranked
>Gets matched with Archons
I don't understand

The fire head of Jakiro is adorable.

Reminder that Newbee is objectively the greatest Chinese team ever

>paparazzi not armlet toggling

how do you u know

Your unranked MMR is higher than your ranked MMR.
What's not to understand?

>unranked mmr
>unranked matchmaking ranking
>unranked ranking
??

LMAO NEUTRALS

is this the best china can offer

yes you have a hidden unranked MMR that's separate from your regular ranked MMR to determine the skill bracket of your unranked games
this isn't anything new

>this is going to be a 3-0

is sccc a literal god

My unranked mmr is 4k and my ranked is 5k. What will I calibrate to?

This was unranked RD. I was playing SK.

PERFECT SHITSHOW

guess the dialed the great firewall up to 11

Ancient probably

...lanm?

Dead.

wheres my energy vampire sluts

why is the queue time so insanely long in this fucking game

>laugh track tier audience

They are finding 4 other players that don't speak your language.

Dota is now ranked chads and turboshit autism virgins.

>our literal guys lost

xD

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dotabuff.com/heroes/elder-titan
why does this guy have a 70%+ winrate in >5k mmr?
is there any exploit out there