/srg/ - Speedrunning General

pretty sure the bigger meme bandwagon is playing SM64 because everyone else is doing it instead of taking an actual interest in it

>actual new interesting speedgame
>godlike movement
Yeah, nah.

youtube.com/watch?v=xEyaB6fAGNM

Why are people like Almo struggling to get 1:17 in Odyssey when people are pulling out easy sub 1:15s with their first run?

Why does Smaugy still have a high 55 on VC 70 star?

Why?

Why didn't?

Adrian :)

Why did you post this?

>SMO
>interesting speedgame
>godlike movement
lmao

Because he's fucking stupid and terrible at games.

nice

Why not?

Why are we still here, serg? Just to suffer?”

What an absolutely reddit post

What an absolutely 9gag post

...

who is we?

dang, who is this MISERABLE looking chap and what does he run

thanks for the late response!

Graviton and Golden Eye 64.

You probably could have guessed the game just from the look on his face and lack of color in his skin.

hello serg

most people associate golden eye with vacations on the beach and 150 iqs t b f

No they do not, Grav.

hahahahahaha games remember those times either meows or malos were streaming and people would post screencaps on srg to make them look bad hahahaha

Remember when someone obsessed over Squid for years? Wait a minute, that's still happening to this day!

...

so what is cosmo up to these days

so what is doggy down to these days

so what is cyghfer down to these days

so what is the deal with airline food these days

>de hippie monkey

Speedrunning, unfortunately.

why did you spoiler?

goose's new lore is up

Noone cares about your piss easy meme game.

why did you delete?

rankings.the-elite.net/

Ignore him, this guy shits up every thread with "Why did you post this?"
"Why didn't you sage?"
"Thanks for the late response!"

I mean if he doesn't like speedruns he can always just use the filters to have them disappear. He's quite the strange person, probably a bit special in the head.

thanks for the late response!

>questioning idiotic posting habits of Veeky Forums users = disliking speedruns
>"shits up every thread" when half of every thread is, and has been for over a year, about Super Mario and/or Squid

>a bunch of faggots on a list who play look at the floor simulator
Wow, sure showed me.

Why didn't you sage?

>a bunch of faggots also choose to play SM64, a game made for children
wow you sure showed him

You said "noone cares", I show evidence that's not the case, you squawk.

Thanks for the late responses!

let's playing

>I show evidence that's not the case
>implying goldeneye runners are people
lmao

>implying any speedrunners are people
???????

Why are you here?

Why are YOU here?

Why doesn't our boi Cirno speedrun any more?

>speedrunning

>squid whining about how he's too retarded to get pc games working
lmao

Most runners of games with more than 500 runners are people. The exceptions are Goldeneye, A Link to the Past, and Super Mario Galaxy

what's up, anime?

>Super Mario Galaxy
Odyssey* my bad.

>pretends to not read the thread

(You)

hey shut the FUCK up

The fact that you have to make exceptions for Goldeneye and ALttP, games for men, and then somehow misspelled "Odyssey" means that your opinion is completely irrelevant.
Disgusting.

this post was made by wqqqqqrt

>Top Odyssey runners are mostly meme game runners with no good times in any real speedgames
lol

>Super Mario Galaxy
64* my bad.

ok nero

meant sunshine, sorry

meant lost levels, sorry

okay guys, seriously, i meant Mario is Missing

what are you talking about?

why did you delete?

why did you delete?

What speed boy is /srg/ watching right now?

trihex

>monkeyposter still whining about the same guy for 2 years and counting

what did squid to to piss this retard off so much?

Damn... what's Goose's workout routine?

>meanwhile on squid twitch

>de monkeyposter

however many calories burns while eating a full plate of lasgna and brownies washed down with 8 bottles of coke a day and 10 coffees with triple cream and sugar.

twitter.com/clintstevensTV/status/934754405882191873
>giving up free money

he beat ion in ape escape 2 and the freak was an ion nuthugger. that is literally the reason.

The Collective are still as cliquey as ever.

i thought ion was the freak

Do you guys think id still be popular if i didnt change everything?

The Freak is actually Squid pretending to be Ion.

that makes more sense than it being an ion nuthugger. who the hell would nuthug ion of all people?

the cy clique

cakeboi detected

im squid and boy do i love monkeys

would be believable as he posts monkeys himself but he clearly doesnt come here anymore because none of the old bois do

what do you mean by "you guys"?