/palg/ - Paladins General

>another tomboyish girl
its like Hi-rez made a game just for me

What's 6th day?

She is to be the recipient of affection of only the utmost purity, love that only I, her husband, can provide.
I shall protect her like the precious blossom she is, one with beauty unmatched by any other.

go away

The shell of a turtle has no skin underneath, and some have a layer of skin on top. He's got some bony scutes but he's still a naked turtle.

please stay

Flip flops, shorts and a Hawaii t-shirt for Makoa when?

on the 7th day of login awards people were meant to get 1 chest but got 35 chests instead
people on reddit were retarded and used the glitch to make fun of hirez for no-fucking reason other then upboats
hirez fixed it cucking people who were on the 6th day of awards

When will they move Discordia to Paladins?
Paladins deserves some new champions with fun and interesting abilities, so Discordia is perfect!

leave, smite fag.

I don't see how you could blame Reddit for that tbqh

No.
Move Discordia to Paladins, she's too good for Smite.

just fuck off with smite

What if I say no?

smite friends are welcome

NO, YOU ARE NOT.

discordia's design is really good

Move Scylla to paladins

Smiteposters should leave tbqh.

Sunkissed Makoa with a coconut bra WHEN?

nudist maeve when?

>tfw one day lowrez will add a meme skin or even worse, a gay skin

Gay skin maeve and ash when

nothing wrong with gay skins as long as they are or the female champs

All the champions are heterosexual, so gay skin never.

Nyan cat maeve with a music you can't turn off when?

>he says this while Fabulous Chiron exists
A lesbian skin would be even worse and more annoying.

fernando is a closeted gay man

Because Reddit brought it to HiRez's attention.

DELET THIS

lesbian skin for Kinessa

one month later she's pulled from the game.

But there's nothing to see.

Lesbian skin for the most popular waifu.
The rest get wedding dresses.

gay skin or ying wen

>it's another "training map at 990 ping that doesn't disconnect you" episode

>he wants someones waifu turn into a lesbo
fuck off. there is a reason why so many people dislike faggots.

I agree, Ying should get a lesbian skin

Add more LGBTQ+ champions.

But user, there are LGBTBBQ+ champions, you just have to wait for the lore.

the loli champ should be trans

This!

The loli champ should be one of Zhin's sex slaves

every champion is one of zhin's sex slaves

You guys need to chill with your degeneracy and discuss the game. Here I'll start:
Vivian is unsalvageable cancer and needs a full rework from scratch both visually and mechanically.

we've been over that already
game's too boring to actually talk about

>Zhin likes to fuck animals, trees, shotas, stone people and some old man
When will they stop this sexual madman?

For real, though, why doesn't Maeve have damage drop off, or at least a limit to how far she can throw?

>solo queue support
>solo queue support vs zhin
>solo queue support vs zhin with the tank playing flank

Is there a worse feeling than solo queue support? I doubt it.
God help me if a russian or /palg/ is on my team.
>get on horsey and press W
>shut eyes tight
>keep them shut
>ride past your support getting molested
>spam [VHS]

Because somebody on the Paladins team wants to fuck her.

You just suck as a support

>t. [VHS][VHS][VHS][VHS][VHS][VHS][VHS][VHS][VHS][VHS][VHS][VHS][VHS]
>[VVGG]

t. Ying main

Vivian needs to sit on my face.

About to play some Paladins, lads

jenos never has to be anywhere near zhin

mal'damba can outbox him a lot of the time if you're positioning correctly

there are no other supports

I'm a luminary Jenos ma nigga
That's why I'm complaining about zhin and his bullshit 2 escapes

Last game
>lift barik
>diamond nando shields, dashes, dies to andro+zhin in the span of 3 seconds
Where are the other 3 players on my team? Chasing Stryx, of course.

>jenos never has to be anywhere near zhin
Zhin comes to me and soloQ support is also solo back line 9/10 of times
>mal'damba can outbox him a lot of the time if you're positioning correctly
damba vs zhin is a dice roll, if I land the snek I win, if I don't all I can do is gourd+spirits the tank and die

which champ is your favorite?
mine is zoe

It says I get 2 flair chests if I buy the Ream Pack. Those don't exist anymore, so what do I get instead?

Reamed.

you will still get 2 flair chests, they're just not directly purchasable like before.

as Jenos, you can run around the entire map and Zhin can't keep up. Even if you don't kill him, you can keep your heals on people because lmaowallhacks and thus still contribute to fights. You just have to not let him surprise you. If he's hitting you in the back or from above you've already fucked up.

On Mal'damba, you can 1v1 him in your gourd if you have superior positioning, but even if you can't, you can escape from a little aggression because your mobility has a very short cd.

>It's a "The last person insta locks flank when you need a frontline episode"
>It's a "The last person insta locks flank when you need a frontline, AND blames everyone else episode"

frontline is so fucking unfun tho, you gotta admit

Actually I love frontline, I just switch off to support every now and then so things don't get stale

Playing front line is a dance. When shitters like you 1v3 on the other side of the map, it's time to tango and carry the game.

thanks for proving my point metacuck

>t. respawning in 5 seconds

Playing frontline would be fun if you weren't forced to go zombie stone man or hippie stone woman. Fernando can't do much without his team having enough brains to take advantage of the opportunities he makes and Ash is joke tier. I guess there's also Barik.

>>>/mffg/

Terminus is kinda trash tho now

> Fernando can't do much without his team having enough brains to take advantage of the opportunities he makes
Pretty much my experience. I have to both take out the entire other team and be the only one who handles objectives.

>I guess there's also Barik.
If Ash is "joke tier", Barik isn't even in the game right now.

She guzzles my filthy seed like a suckling pig, gorging herself on the vast array of diseases from my cock; ironically, she does this before and after polishing my anus to a silky shine and biting the crowns off my rectal warts.

Stone man really needs a team behind him now since siphon got nerfed to the ground.
Stone woman carries shitters like always
Torv punishes spread out teams and is still good.
Nando needs no one.
Barik
>playing Barik

tfw protecting support from makoa hooks and getting 200k shielding per game as nando

Fernando IS canonically attracted to a man. It's just that it's Fernando himself

Ruckus? Makoa?

t. respawning in 50 seconds because you are unironically playing muh meta snoozefests like inara

Is Ying a shit character or is it a problem of the people who play her being bad? How shit is she exactly?

Heal the goblin and the enemy team gets the rucc
Don't heal the goblin and he's a shittier version of nando

Makoa is Ash with a hook. But the hook wins games when even 1 other person sticks close to you.

Cant Fuckus anyone as a solo tank.
Hard to secure kills on hook with m'kao alone. Also he has the worst channeled shield in the game, it's practically laying down and asking for a dicking if you're alone

She's ok but doesn't have any crazy strong healing abilities besides her ult. meaning you're more likely to lose team battles.

She can't deal with anyone actively targeting her.
1v1 with ying is praying your illusions target that guy.

holy shit

How good was Ying as a damage dealer?

Do people in casual think that two supports and zero tanks is the new meta or something? Every match there's two of them trying to solo heal and we usually lose if we don't win before the other team maxes caut.

Don't forget doing that while also getting top damage too.

I've got a build that speeds up her clones and maximizes their damage. It's heals and bombs and it's pretty fun to play.

xth for Talus is pretty fun

Whole lotta "play as fucking support to get rewards" daily quests.

>1v1 is praying your illusions target that guy
>thinks a ribbon is clothing
Wow, Hi-Rez ripped off Smite.