/d2g/ - Dota 2: The General

youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=38

she looks like a female slacks

Are her and Grant still dating?

She's looking alright. Lost weight, kept the boobs.

i told that cm slut to buy lactose-free tangoes. aghhh, my stomach.
vocaroo.com/i/s0rs4QjUEMjT

I want to get friendly with "those" cows.

How do i open this

CK probably makes the sickest barbecue.

>get bmed

Godz is shit tier, i've never listened to a cast of his where he says anything i didn't know and he's been the same caster and mmr for years
sunsfan could be good tier if he didn't meme and make casts about himself
trent is ok tier
Tobi might be ubermensch tier from how amazing he is, you can't group him with all the other God tiers because he has that extra something someone like a Blitz or Synd can't do

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>3k tobi is better than synderen or blitz
might as well put sheever in there as well

why doesnt pango hit on DP since they are both french with some french pick up lines

the chad caster vs the virgin analyst

>i don't know the difference between an analyst and a caster

>mmr is the only metric on which casters should be judged
Ah yes this is what made TI7's panels so good let's do more

Ouch!

>Every caster should be an analyst

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add
Am
>needs to buy items to disable or kill someone, relies on supports to disable

CK
>has his own disable and kills on his own

>shrines
>runes
>talents
>stupid meme tier chars and char changes
>nerfed roaming
>turbo

Shoutouts to casualized garbage trying to get people who don't want to play the game in the first place

It's not the mmr, he's a play-by-play anyway
He brings personality and flavor and his excitement translates to the viewer
Think of all the soundbytes that exist of him and compare it to the ones which Synd and Blitz have (they have none if you're still thinking)

Why doesn't icefraud make refresher create more CK illusions rather than replacing them?

>Navi thinking they ever had a chance in winning this series

i liked ti7 panels
why do you like tobi as a caster
he just does play by play in an australian accent and that's about it

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>shrines
The concept is nerfed and they are fine now.
>Runes
?
>Talents
This doesnt casualize but rather make it more complex
>char
char?

>Nerfed roaming
>hurr laning doesnt matter, icefrog wants to fight all teh time!!!!
>make laning more important and nerfs roaming
>hurrrrr casualized game!!!

>turbo
babyfaggot detected, this is just -em added, and it can't be a bad thing.

I'm so short that a girl wearing heels will be taller than me anyway so that would fool no-one

how come nobody builds Vlads anymore?

haha

Adelaide?

maut is such a fat fucking faggot

dotards can you wish good luck to huddersfield town against manshitty

because I'll fuck you in the ass

how bad is this

i fucking hate maut

>i'll just straight outright retarded shit that'll show them

just a reminder that ta is the best waifu(with a vagina)
and that phantom blood is the best jojo part

No, adelaide has no reason to post here since sing got trashed by t15 turks
but do report him when you see him

Which website?

>shrines
are stupipd as fuck and shouldn't be in the game at all

>runes
are stupid, especially in the jungle

>talents
making a choice between one of two things isn't complex, there is only one real choice most of the time anyway

>chars
stupid as fuck characters ya and meme shit like tiny

any trihards in chat?

there are better items in general, it needs his niche. Usually people buy it to have better tf but at the same time because they dont know what to get

Why is Oracle so inexpensive in Midas Mode?

neo-/d2g/ in a nutshell

>german with american accent
never muted a stream faster

I think of it as sustain with an armor aura. very situational

>any language with american accent
Disgusting. Including English.

>hurr neo d2g

any aneles in chat?

there is no way that the program they have isn't weighted towards techies

this is like 3 randoms in 3 days

any reddit man in?

My cuckolding girlfriend

It's time

McBlack belt

lanaya has a HUGE ____

when does the GOOD team win?

>moonduck accidentally show their browser on stream
>it's all boring shit
wait... what's that reddit link?

>are stupipd as fuck and shouldn't be in the game at all
Why? it nerfs deathball by giving a little more map control, and it helps roamers to stay in the map, isnt that what you wanted?

>runes
>are stupid, especially in the jungle
why?

>making a choice between one of two things isn't complex, there is only one real choice most of the time anyway
Probably, doesn't mean it happens on every hero and everytime. If anything it will get tweaked. But the concept of talents is pretty fine. It actually helped some heroes to be more versatile, since now there are heroes that are better supports while not being supports at all, and supports be a better core.

>stupid as fuck characters ya and meme shit like tiny
tiny needed a rework anyway

Heart

GPM

Tracts of land?

>navi random everything
>liquid only picking meta cancer
how can anyone like this team?

>implying navi isn't forced to random
honestly dude fucking kill yourself

>phantom blood is the best jojo part

nu-tony is the biggest insult to dota. lvl3 grow giving 15 armor, 60 dmg, no ms and stat res is blasphemous.
now lvl12 tony has more armor than old tiny at lvl25 (armor changes accounted)

> I don't like winning!
> also I'm broke and the other team is fucking rich

You are an embarrasment, Dendi.

holy fuck

>this excuses liquids picks
no u

Pick rate

>liquid roleswap
>navi tryhard and play their roles
how can anyone like this team?

>he missed the liquid clown games
>has the nerve to complain when liquid finally takes this tournament seriously
get on with it, faggot

Would it be gay if I rubbed my balls on hers?

is this webm just "a girl with big tits"
am I on fucking /b/ or something

rack. seriously look at those tits

>Be in Ancient 3
>Claim mid as the stupidly unbanned Storm Spirit
>Chinese Tinker picks anyway
>Well okay, pick a carry for bottom the turn after
>Two more carries pick after me
>Our support, a KOTL claims "yo dont lane with me if you want farm bruh i carry dis"
>Forced to lane with another carry despite picking earlier
>Game goes to absolute shit
If you're currently in one of the lower bracket medals, do not despair.
It does not get better.

>Reached 4k not long time agho
>recalibrated at 3.6k

NOT FAIR

I don't know, but it sure would be very hot.

>Would it be gay if the balls are touching
How new can you be?

COCK

yes

But it's a girl's balls.

yeah but it's a girl

Expected 1 star Herald but calibrated at 5 star Guardian. I guess life isn't all that bad.

FUCKING SHITQUID STOP FEEDING KILLS AWAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dunno, but it certainly wouldn't be straight.

>playing EUW in league
>literally everyone speaks english and constantly rages at everything

I actually miss russians

let's face facts

Moonduck is the best thing to happen to Dota since Slacks showed up

>killing BTS
>create tons of memes
>bringing out the best in tier 2 casters like Maut
>unique Tournaments
>do all they can to get new players interested in dota
why haven't you taken the Moonpill yet?

When they put soft region lock back on I had bogan australians raging on the mic
I honestly wanted the shitty pinoys back who'd aggressively ping or chat in catalog instead of a manchild asking for an aspie diagnosis

damn I actually miss kuro carry