/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

She has gotten much uglier

Begone, thot.

Still has a cute accent though, but yeah she's fallen off.

What a chad.

she still normally gets around 500 views, not watching but idk what would cause that drop today- maybe she just started

damn Trump is digging in

alright /hsg/, what's your:

>favorite class
>favorite deck of all time
>favorite pornstar

Who is that

my first 12 win arena run since playing in 2013, and with my absolute favorite class

filename :/

Neato

>favorite class
Druid
>favorite deck of all time
I just played a few months at release and came back few months ago... I'm playing a modified Jade Druid, some "I hate everything!" version (basically jade druid with just about every single hate card in the game).
>favorite pornstar
Monroe or Lorelei Lee. Tho I don't watch much standard porn. More into fetishes and stuff, and don't care about the stars, I take what I get.

>favorite class
Hunter
>favorite deck of all time
Control Warrior/Patron Warrior
>favorite pornstar
You

my gf have unfeminine penis what to do

desu the only real hate cards worth running in Jade Druid right now are Dirty Rat or Eater of Secrets, weapon destruction and crabs suckand you get there vs those types of decks often anyway

Shaman
Evolve
I exclusively jerk off to my imagination

Looks like masturbating to anime is back on the menu boys

>Hunter and Patron player

mah boi

>warlock
>demonlock before standard
>Aspen Rae pre-boobjob

>favorite class
Hunter

>favorite deck of all time
Sunshine Hunter, Patron, Quest Rogue, Combo/Silence Priest, Maly Druid, Miracoli

>favorite pornstar
Huffer

>favorite class
hunter
>favorite deck
midrange hunter in karazhan
>favorite pornstar
i dont look at 3d that isnt my gf but i look at lots of doujins

I cycle them around a bit depending on what kind of matchups I'm getting... But I cycle between dirty rats, mind control techs, crawler.. I put in secret eater sometime but never had good results with it... Meaning, I literally never face anything with a secret when I use it, and when I do it's just a secret mage. It's still a great play to eat any secret with it, I mean it's 2 for 1, but unless you get quest mage, it's not really worth it.

Realize that your gay and start fighting for social justice

>Decent face
>Cute as hell voice
>Nice body

Dog was lucky

I agree MCT is a good choice but idk if I'd call it a hate card

I only use Eater of Secrets when I'm in dumpster legend and matched with all the quest mages

>favorite class
Warlock
>favorite deck of all time
Old zoolock with 0 mana Soulfire
>favorite pornstar
Ruri Saijo

I've been locked up for almost 3 months now, I think Ive gotten used to it. I will never need my dicklet again

Uther
N'Zoth Uther
>liking porn stars instead of amateurs

You are a 100% organic virgem

Let's try and keep it on topic, sir. So, uh, w..what cards have you played recently?

she's alright but I feel his anxiety is going to get to him eventually and he'll regret being a shitty person if he did hook up before he broke up

i hope you've been put in a cute diaper too

not a 'get out of chastity' card, that's for sure.

Ha ha ha heh heh, ah, um...police? Yes I'd like to report an internet crime.

>favorite class
Warlock
>favorite deck of all time
Combolock with Arcane Golem
>favorite pornstar
AIKA

>those sweater puppies

>favorite class
Rogue
>Favorite deck of all time
Pre blade flurry gutting oil rouge
>Favorite porn star
Kagami Shuna is up there, but I mostly fap to amateur shit on chaturbate now

Mage
Freeze
Eloise :)

>Can't play rogue because I refuse to craft 2 vilespin
>Can't play warrior cause I don't want to craft 2 sleep and DMH and refuse to play pirate
>Can't play pally because legos cost too much and aggro needs 4 epics I don't have
This is an abstract kind of feel

IKTF, I want to fuck around with elemental Jaina and evolve shaman but I don't have either DKs.

>favorite class
Warlock
>favorite deck of all time
Handlock
>favorite pornstar
Stoya

Just play 2 Assassinate!

>Favorite class
Priest
>Favorite deck of all time
Dragon Priest
>Favorite Pornstar
Sakura Momo

hnggggggggggg
is she literally perfect?

>favorite class
warrior
>favorite deck
control warrior
>favorite pornstar
justicar trueheart/shieldmaiden

are you literally blind and deaf?

is arfus any good/used in any decks currently?

hell no

no and no

Nope.

>he hasnt ever gotten to legend in standard
>he hasnt ever gotten 12 wins in arena
>hes never unpacked a golden legendary
are you guys even trying??

Nope. I have a golden one tho. I am waiting for a reason to DE it.

nigga just craft 2 Vilespine it's worth

Dumb anime poster.

is this what you considered an accomplishment? Don't even talk to me unless you've won an open cup

First legend I ever got was a golden cenarius which i disenchanted to craft dr. boom.

g2b Fibonacci

>he implies "he's" trying
>he plays arena
do you also brag about your tic-tac-toe results on /boardgames/ or wtv?

if you got kicked in the nuts by her, would you still be a man?

first legendary I got was also golden cenarius, which I _____________________________kept______________________________

>Hands on both knee and side
>Stares into the camera with unerring confidence and concentration
Is trump the highest test hearthstone player?

>tfw played in a few opens during Ungoro age when lineup flexibility was a thing and got 3-0 cucked out of the money in top 8 twice

it's so tilting to get so close

could her foot even reach your crotch

>favorite class
Priest, the thinking man's class
>favorite deck of all time
Razakus
>favorite pornstar
Billy Herrington

Out.

>priest has
>a deal 5 damage to all minions spell
>a deal 1 damage to all minions spell
>a kill every minion with 5 or more attack spell
>a kill every minion with 2 or less attack spell (comboable to kill every minions with 5 or less attack)
>a deal 4 damage summon a 3/1 combo
>all of this on top of top notch single removal
>just got a silence every minion and shuffle into the opponent's deck spell and a hellfire attached to a 3/3

so does blizzard just want priest to be able to deal with absolutely every boardstate ever?

rogue
aggro shaman from mean streets
natalie mars

Nigga what the FUCK is up with her hand? Weeb artists once again prove they know nothing about human anatomy.

I'll have you know that I was the first person to correctly identify all of the voice lines in Trump's beta giveaway.

not until team 5 rolls back the fiery war axe nerf

How the fuck is Priest beatable?

MURLOCADIN

>he hasnt ever gotten to legend in standard
I was already legend before standard you animefag

>hasnt gotten legend before and after
LMAO

hafu is a dirty slut and needs to be spanked

Why is getting to 5 so easy but getting anything above 5 so hard?

>Legend more than once
no thanks, rank 5 and then I fuck off till next month everytime.

>he hasnt ever gotten to legend in standard
Got to legend before Standard was implemented, no reason to do anymore with meager monthly reward
>he hasnt ever gotten 12 wins in arena
Got it on my second arena run thanks to Kripp vids
>hes never unpacked a golden legendary
It was Onyxia two years ago. I won't dust this beauty.

Play more tryhards, no more win streaking.

a) no more winstreak
b) people actually try a bit harder so no meme deck, only meta decks piloted by people who usually know how to play them and dont make mistakes left and right

The more I see of her, the more I want to be balls deep.

used to see play in control shaman in wild, but hex nerf killed the deck so yea you can dust it.

This is fun. I should've done this sooner.

>Hiding your rank
Casual?

Did not mean to hide that part I but yes it's casual.

mah nigga, sometimes I play wild just so I can queue up some Aggro Shaman, it's the only aggro deck that actually has plenty of decisions to make while still maintaining that same risk taking aggressive style

becca best girl

>tfw the two golden legos I've unpacked have been Cho and Pagle

I played like 3 games with each before crafting real cards

I have never gotten a golden legendary and some friend got all this shit in his first pack

Not bad, I've heard wrath is played in a lot of druid decks

Playing against Control Mage as Zoo is and always has been the worst hell

>Golden Nozdormu
fucking nice, I've been playing since release and still haven't opened a single Noz. I actually want a golden one, fuck!