How old were you when you recognized the Holy Roman Empire as the legitimate successor to Rome?

how old were you when you recognized the Holy Roman Empire as the legitimate successor to Rome?

In all fairness I'd imagine the Holy Roman Empire to have bigger tits.

this

golly goodness, do i have some news for you

O-Oh?...

nice shilling for Amazon ya hack

I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out.

Who's the real shill?

Kinda like this. I got more examples.

i am afraid that i do not understand what you mean.
i will need you to exhaust all your material in the hopes that i may learn further.

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The promised land

I got more.. But I can't be arsed with all this waiting time inbetween posting

>legitimate
>successor
>Rome

disgusting, this is fat, not thicc

God damn that gets my imperial eagle rising.

desu there's been some byzantine qts

That's a boy.
Or as some would say girl (male)

If you got 'em you post 'em my man!

only a few worth posting, a bit of them looked kinda ayylmao-ish

Is that a Turk?

So being part of the HRE turns you into a slutty trap?

Mods are asleep, post women dressed as Roman empires!

Those damn nips. Don't they know a man's boner is sacred?
That's the last fucking straw, prepare the nukes

I think it's more an analogy for a German confederation thinking it's the successor to a Mediterranean empire is like a loser boy thinking he's a pretty girl.

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that's the best conclusion

ottoman empire has the best fuccboi

also means theyre the true successor of rome

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where is this from?

>controlled Rome
>pope makes him King of The Romans
>multiethnic state
Voltaire deserves rape

No get that shit out

Great, now I can't think about pre-19th century central Europe without getting a boner. Thanks for that, Veeky Forums.

>HRE
>"state"
kek

Voltaire, stop posting, you died in 1788

Let me guess, you're gonna say that the dick only makes it better?

>you could be shitposting with the ghosts of long dead philosophers right now
I'm spooked

>expecting men to have tits
German degeneracy, everyone.

Shokoku no Altair, I believe.

>not wanting pretty men with tits

What are you, gay?

I prefer pretty women with penises.

Aww fuck, now I'm imagining all of history like muh nip doujins, with countries as sissy traps
Wars are them buttfucking each other, trying to gain dominance
Trade between countries are them giving each other a handie
being vassalized means oral cock worship
and friendly relations are snuggling together in the bed while holding hands and penii touching

shit, I've gotta masturbate now.

Well that is supposed to be a woman. Being a man looking like a girl is genetic degeneracy!

Bear seek seek lest

>destroy rome
>then claim to be its successor
why do people do this

nice history bro

Good heavens, I believe you have made quite a colossal error of judgement on this one, fellow Veeky Forums browser. Of course, you could well be funposting, but in case you are not, let me inform you that the "Holy Roman Empire" was in fact neither Holy, Roman, nor an Empire. Please in future refer to it as the >>> in future

I want to fuck that empire.

>controlled Rome
No. They occupied it from time to time, but Rome was ruled by the Pope.
>pope makes him King of The Romans
Only up to early 16th century.
>multiethnic state
Meh. So were kingdoms of France,and Spain, and England.

Did someone say THICC?

SAUCE?!??

>This thread
>Can't fap because of medical reasons
HOLY FUCK STOP

Ah shit dud no problem.

AH YEH

Ah shit you too?

the ottoman empire is and will always be the only true heir to the roman empire

Heheh.. hehe.. tsk tsk.. no.

This I hate to admit it but if Rome was dead outside of Constantinople.

To be fair, HRE tits look more closely to this

You mean from 1014?

Oh my, zhis is a naiß way to ssee it!
What cantry or dukedom do you happen to represänt?