Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

Cute Probe Edition

For New Players :
>Welcome to Heroes of the Storm!
us.battle.net/heroes/en/game/
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/#/
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/progression/
youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE

What's New? :
>Dragons of the Nexus Event!
>November 14th - December 12th
us.battle.net/heroes/en/game/events/dragons-of-the-nexus
youtu.be/XQV2MLHFYFg

>New heroes, Laning changes, Performance-based MMR, Laning updates, Voice chat, and more!
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/21179036/
youtu.be/6hFb9mslQRc

>Alexstrasza, the Life-Binder; Now LIVE!
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/alexstrasza/
youtu.be/y-aq0b3AzbQ
>Hanzo, Master Assassin
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/hanzo/

Community Resources :
>Guides, Tips, Talent Calculators, Youtube Content, and more
us.battle.net/heroes/en/guides-resources/
>*Unofficial* Heroes of the Storm API
>Upload your replays and contribute data for more accurate statistics
hotsapi.net
stormspy.net
>Tier lists are effective guidance tools, but should never be blindly followed
heroescounters.com/tierlist
robogrub.com/tierlist
tentonhammer.com/articles/heroes-of-the-storm-tier-list

>**BLACK FRIDAY**; 360-DAY STIM SALE!
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/21215184/
>Current Weekly Brawl
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/21273593/
>Current Patch Notes
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/21194322/
>Current PTR Patch Notes
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/21194320/

Where can I find fellow players to group up with and discuss the game? :
>Blizzard App - Social Tab invite links
>NA
blizzard.com/invite/paGDfZaX
>EU
blizzard.com/invite/K0YLXSnvk
>In-game
Type "/join Veeky Forums" in the chat

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first for fuck overshit

There is no balance or shitter-who-can't-play-said-hero.
If one hero is able to easily kill dozen others and still run away like nothing happened, then that hero is op.

Sure, individual skill matters, but it doesn't change the fact that you have to employ all of your experience and all of your skill and sweat it hard to kill that one hero who's just right clicking you and using his kit.

Therefore, there is no balance.

Zul'jin nerfs when

with the Sonya spear patch, mage build only probably

After they finish with sonya.

sonya getting gutted? thank fucking god

Johanna is cute. Johanna is best girl. Johanna is for hours long rimming sessions followed by the best anal you'll ever have.

Johanna likes kids (but doesn't really have plans for any of her own) and really wants an apprentice.

she´s getting buffed

Johanna is for casually murdering people when embarrassed.
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