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xth for my wife Syndra

Who's the next champion on the Olaf nerfing block?

Shit thread
Post more bard

I'll post Bird instead

Pantheon -or Atreus or whatever the fuck- getting another retcon that fixes the absolute dump they took on him when?

Look at this smug, dumb face.
YOU JUST KNOW

Which league girl would you cuddle with your dick inside her

you know you want me

bock de fudk off???

xftht sandra

>96 tokens

Do I buy 2x Project Skin Orb or 1x Project Skin Shard 1x Project Champion Orb?

Your wife is low tier this patch!

The softest league girl, duh.

>I WANT PUT PEEPEE IN DA LOOLOO

also the only thing i really could want from it is Project Leona as I do not play any of the other high ego low elo bullshit

2 Skins orbs unless you really want one of the 9 older PROJECT skins, but be warned you can get shards for ones you already own.

UHUHUHUHUHUHH
fist for sandar

I own none and only want Project Leona

wojakposting is the best thing to happen to this thread since SKT lost

bagg the fug off

Well a 1/9 chance would be better than a 1/406 chance then.

Sona is for Alistar

desu i'm sick of their ugly images

best wife.
best friend.
best swimming pool.

yeah the new runes kinda made her feel bad, she isn't unplayable but borderline, but honestly if you can play her at a decent level you'll still find success.
and ultimately I don't care I'm still gonna play her even if she gets Sejuani'd. I always felt bad for Sejfags, but at least she is good now so they should be alright.

I want to cuddle with wojakposter and softly whisper into his ear

dooes syndor is goud wifiu?

HUUUH fugg off poppy ears r mine

>implying he is one

Will you be proud of me if I climb to D1 with only Syndra?

>1/406

what

how do you get that from 11/12 * 11/12 = 84% of NOT getting it as opposed to 8/9 of not getting it

Reminder the softest part of a girl's body is the brain

This
More Bard

knwing sydrafag hes probably going to have an autismorage over the fact that you ever picked her at all

Darius feels pretty fucking good with the Alacrity rune.

if you climb to D1 I'm gonna be proud regardless provided that I care about it because that's quite the feat.

lol did you guys even pass statistics? Its 50% chance either you get it or you don't, only 2 outcomes.

SYNDER PRESS R
UHUHUHUHUHUHH DELET

A LOOLOO
A PEEPEE
A LOOLOOPEEPEE

What if Camillefag challenged Syndrafag to a granny fight?

Skin orbs are just chests with guaranteed skin shards. They're a chance at EVERY skin, which there are 812 of. 2/812=1/406

Stop
I feel bad for even laughing

>gg skilfoll championo

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Why is this shit allowed to exist?
>tank meta is dead they said

Haha funny joke riot. But it's gone on for too long

who said that?

>HE HE SWAMMANG IN LE LOOLOO

>push two of the three turrets we got in the game
>absolutely shut down riven
>doesn't matter because bot lane hard fed MF and Midlane hard fed Syndra

I want to die.

why is a tank allowed to exist?

get out of your house and look for a dinosaur other than ur mum, cause you'll either see it or you won't see it

woaw

I want to get to Diamond this season.

I'm a literal Silver Surfer. How do I do it? Name your price, lolg. I'll pay it.

Because fuck you for trying to kill my teammates I will rape you against a wall

>Not TCS

>why is a tank allowed to out-duel, lane-bully anyone in the top lane while outscaling their utility in any team fight at any point in the game

Camille and Fiora can fight Ornn

show your op.gg so we can berate you for being a rivaynesuo main

>tfw poppy will never rape you against a wall

*kills teammates*
Yordleposters are deviants

Riven ofc

Stand aside, peasants.

Most ancient, influential, alpha and most sexually experienced Noxian coming through.

That's ok my dairy farm will be off to a good start then.

Next just need to get Soraka for the goat milk and maybe MF too.

what's it going to be lolg?
>please just not the ones I already own

hundreds and hundreds of hours of effort
what server are you on? I'd queue up with you just to feel superior
t.gold surfer

I DON'T WANT TO BE SILVER ANYMORE

euw.op.gg/summoner/userName=SludgeWorm

Seriously, what fucking do

swamp master kennen

The Poppy did the correct move, they cleared the path to the tower which only needed a tap to kill it.

Why you decided to ult as a Kayne there is bizarre.

vludimir and voyne is patriciant shlip

maybe in your silver elo against a first time ornn lol

>euw.op.gg/summoner/userName=SludgeWorm

looks like you're staying where you belong

That's my profile, I'm EUW (uk) :c

>He has nothing but pure tank items
>His W is doing 800+ damage to me at like level 10

Explain how true damage + sustain loses to a tank

The wojakposter is even more autistic than the waifuposters. At least 10 times more

true dmg dont mean shit if it isnt %max hp

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Necessary evil.

>sustain

???????????????????????????

to dodge veigar and urgot skillshots+ccs, get out of turret agro, wait for cage to expire and ult+Q out to safety?

????

Shields, bramble vest, and brittle
In an ideal balance state Ornn shouldn't beat them but his numbers are way overtuned and he's the most brain dead autopilot free win top laner

wojakposting has a purpose. (((They))) wouldn't do it if the waifuposting infection wasn't so rampant.

try not to misspell your name
im on different server but have euw account laying around

and then he chunks you back with his W+auto. And then he gets a bramblevest and nothing fucking matters anymore.

It was lucian, I already have that one, oh well

Post recognition

Today a Jhin said he's really glad a champion like Bard was added to the game after I destroyed him and his Nami in lane.

Not sure what he meant by that but it sounded like praise.

ornn will do way more damage than her and her sustain is pifully low
it'll get cut by Bramble Vest anyway lol

xth for my wife Syndra

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>people think wojakposting is actually serving a purpose other than adding to the relentless spam

lmao you can't be serious. You're not "fighting" against waifushit, people have been calling them dumb, cringy, and autistic for years. It just fans the flames. But by all means continue your dumbass spamming until this general is nothing but waifushit and people mocking waifushit. It's not like any average adult could just ignore things you don't like.

tfw no pettit galfiend

Yeah well there's an objective to clear. Consider yourself a sacrifice for the greater good.

hes tired of the waifu shits i guess
and honestly so am i
and while i know this wont solve anything at all its still funny

pick a strong solo lane champion and practice them. don't just play safe and win your lane by farming and not dying, you have to crush your lane and snowball the game. if you can't kill your lane, roam and kill another lane instead. turn every kill into an objective if possible.

there's a lot to being a "good" league of legends player, but in lower leagues (probably up to mid plat or maybe higher) none of it REALLY matters. you can be the smartest player, keep tabs on all enemy players all game and warn your teammates of ganks and roams, make correct calls on engages and target picking, try to coach your retarded team to do the right things, all that shit. but in the end it won't mean shit because nobody will listen to you or play well enough for it to matter. play for YOURSELF and only for yourself. YOU can carry the games, if you are individually skilled enough and are playing a strong champion. find a strong champion and autistically practice them.

How do you make Skarner work? Righteous rush works well with his ult but you do no damage, Trinity first makes you blow up in fights.
Predator, Press the Attack or Aftershock?

>2.5%
just auto him 40 times nigga like wtf man haha

>tfw no Yasuo gf

>It's not like any average adult could just ignore things you don't like.
this board is an offshoot of /v/ do you really think that can happen

when will the fucking wojakposters stop flaming me
fucking wojak posters shitting up the thread let me spam in peace what di d i ever do to u STOOOP