/assg/ - Asymmetrical Slasher Series General

My game just updated but I'm not seeing anything under news. Wtf is this that just happened then?

Michael seems to be the most respectful of his victim's bodies.

nurse.

If you only you knew what kind of things that artist draws, user.

Being strangled is probably more painful than being stabbed.

You were talking about the bodies, weren't you?

Yeah, but I would like the relatively least painful and not get dismembered.

Michael ends it relatively quick with the knife right to the heart and you can still have an open casket funeral.

post yfw streamers start getting banned

let's see how close michael can get to me with odd bulb and halogen

>play leatherface since people suggested it to unlock bbq early
>hook survivor in basement
>some other shitter leaves scratchmarks at the entrance so a chase starts
>followed by them running into said basement to unhook while im on their ass
>easiest hooks of my life

im amazed how many retards do this, almost as good as people instantly unhooking someone because they ran after you like they are glued to your ass

>only manage to hook one as gates open
>retards suicide to try to save him
>end up hooking 3 and dropping the last one on the hatch since no other hook was nearby
>get profile spammed
nice

They probably only do this because unhooking gives massive points. They should make it so you get less if the person you unhook doesn't get far without being downed again.

DbD is the only game that rewards one side for losing
Every survivor could die and still pip, so once you know you've secured a pip there's no reason not to do "risky" things

Well to be fair an individual survivor isn't very likely to make it out. Needing to survive a match just to pip would be asking a bit much.

I mean, it's the point of the game for the survivors, to survive. The killer is supposed to kill. Getting points for doing stupid shit, sure. But tie it to surviving so that the points are only rewarded IF they survive.

no hook

no

killer can pip without 4king, can even pip with just 1 kill
surviving should only be a hard requirement for the double-pip
doing gens, saving people from hooks, getting chased, opening gates, those should award survivor pip points

I'm sure everyone who plays the game or plays it because they found out about it through Twitch gets hard knowing that Angrypig gets the hammer, and not any other streamer because they're not big enough. For both sides, the rabid angrypig haters, and their delusional followers.

>Inb4 "He makes ledditors mad wtf I love Angrypig now"

Implying this general isn't reddit with anonymous accounts.

>Implying this general isn't reddit with anonymous accounts

That site's design is a trashfire that I'd never willingly subject myself to, but I'm also not a big enough retard to 180 on opinions because ribbit also thinks a similar thing.

Hope you've been trying out those dailies, user.

I dont need to do dailies anymore.

You haven't been editing those save files now, have you pussycat?

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Why do you have a fetish for old men?

Not just old men, there are some cuties in this game

Doctor.

>Ratface
>Cute

Jake yaoi pls

He has his charms

What are they doing in the basement?

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Hot

Played my first game as Jason earlier. Holy shit what a rush. I've only got 3 hours or so in the game, but it seemed very easy to find everyone. Made me wonder what other Jasons spend so much time doing. I really liked hearing Pamela's voice as well.

Feng a cute.
Keep in mind there are always up to 6 other people Jason could be chasing.

Obviously, why wouldn't I?

Wait which streamers have been banned? I know Angrypug got banned (recently??), but for what reason? Other than his obviously obnoxious behavior, of course.

>Other than his obviously obnoxious behavior, of course.
That's why he got banned. Another streamer 72hrs also got banned for 'exploiting bugs'.

>ywn be big enough for feng

Feng is pure.

pow!

Why is Chink speak Nip?

Ace isn't an old man yet, he's in his fifties at most.

That's why she deserves a big dick.

nohook

Yes.
That is old

Feng is a pure antisocial gamer gurl, no sexualizing!

Feng deserves to escape the Entity's realm!

Yes. and then get plowed by a 13 incher

Feng deserves electrical shocks to her clitoris.

Leave Feng alone

>tfw only started getting hard once I saw the spike impaling her stomach
uh oh

Is this general focused on dbd or f13?

>His waifu is feng
>doesn't want her to be sexually pleased

any news for when the next double bloodpoints will happen?
and what was the update for?

Both but DbD is more active so it sees a lot more posts, at least that's my observation.

It's 99% DbD except for that one AJ picture.

>rank 9
>running bond
>do every single generator myself
>5
>1, 2, 3, 4, 5
>generators
>myself
>0-100%
>open the exit gate
>run in and out of a locker to get the killer's attention so I can fucking get some points
>he eventually gives up on me because he's bad
>every other ally dies and I let them because fuck them they did nothing but crawl around all game
>score total
>none of them have over 4k points
>ask what the fuck they were doing
>"kys"
HOW ARE THESE PEOPLE AT MY RANK I KNOW IT ISN'T HIGH BUT MOTHER FUCK THIS IS RANK 100 TYPE SHIT

DbD mostly.

Maybe they were trying to farm and got shivved.
Let them die, they deserved it.

Mostly DBD but me and a few others like to discuss F13.

I've only played DBD but I wanna get F13 soon, I'm waiting to get paid.

You should probably just get it now since it's 50% off and probably won't be on sale again for another month.

I would if I had the money right now but I don't. I'm on a budget.

Tiffany bikini butt.

A.J.'s Skele-butt!!!

You didn't need to post this again

>for a day
Wow it's fucking nothing

Oh I know, they're great.

I NEED to BREED Feng

Cute, but inferior to Tiffany bikini butt.

>get camped by a weeb
>tunnels me from start to finish
>pro team saves my life and finishes gens
>all escape
>no hooks except for me
I AM THE COLD STEEL

>feng concept art
>cute japanese girl aged 19-12
>feng in-game model
>japanese horror monster

I-I meant 19-21

They can't into modeling. I still find her somewhat cute though.

He got banned for teaming with the killer, in a very obvious way. I checked up what was the video everyone was talking about and it shows that he was being spared by the Billy as he was hooking everyone else. And he wasn't even trying to unhook the other survivors, he was teasing them with unhooking them but then he was cancelling the animation until they died.

All of this while the killer was staring at angrypig and not hitting him.

The hair is the main thing throwing me off
She looks like a fucking fern with vanilla hair
Even the bun makes her look 40

>have to do a a daily with Nurse
>I already suck as killer in general
Well this won't be a pain.
Is it even worth it the 30K BP? I mean it's only two sacs but I've played her like, twice, and I sucked both times.

>f13fags will say its a good idea to pay 20-40 dollars just to be bullied by the "victim" side.

Is Freddy still a lazily reskinned Hag with an invisible pallet breaking animation?

>getting bullied
430 hours and I've never been killed as Jason or even been very close to getting killed. You need 4 man SWF All-claudette suntube tier bullshit to get bullied as Jason, and it's a lot less common because of the way servers and lobbies work plus the fact that one of those SWF could be Jason.

It's actually surprising how few people try to kill Jason considering how easy it is. Jason can shut it down in multiple ways but it is still easy and setting up the kill often allows you to escape by other means even if it fails, because Jason becomes more cautious.

feng has big boobs?!

no touch!

how many grueling hours do you think this asian fellow's parents forced him to burn to get that good at art? probably every waking moment they didn't have homework and studying, from age 10-18

yes

you're joking right? it's average looking work. anime isnt hard to do.

She doesn't have to leave the realm for that.

It would be extremely painful.

she's a big girl

Not really.

She's a small girl, with a big pullover!

All this talk of extramarital sex has our boy looking for some action. He would love to nail Feng to a wall with a kitchen knife, like the slut she is.