Cards against humanity

hello Veeky Forums, I am currently making a history themed cardcast for cards against humanity with some Veeky Forums jokes. Please post suggestions here. I will likely finish and post within half an hour.

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pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=70
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cardcastgame.com/browse/deck/FSMRX
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

So suggestions for the cards that could be in the decks?

yes, both black and white cards

Why even make cards? Why not just play here?

"The sun never sets on the British Empire. Guess we should have warned them about ________."

Black card, pick three:
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I have an idea for a black card.

"Even Napoleon could not defeat _____."

"Upon seeing _____ is when Diogenes went mad."

And one white card.

">Holy
>Roman
>Empire"

My dick

Diogenes stormed into Plato's house and exclaimed "Behold! I've brought you ____"

Indians who literally didn't do nothin'.

White cards:
>the necessity and virtues of colonialism
>the means of production
>Another god damn world war 2 post
>The sexual tension between christians and atheists
>A complete lack of knowledge about anything east of Turkey
>Glorious Nippon Steel, folded over 1,000 times
>Two dozen zitty manchildren raving about "spooks"
>A turkposter with a trip code

When the pirates demanded a ransom of twenty talents, Caesar demanded that his ransom be _____.

white cards
>snow niggers
>Mongol rape babies
>Arab "People"
>Usurping the Royals and killing undesirables
plus any of the things from this image

Black Card
>Varus, give me back my ____________________
>The best thing that ever happened to Africa was ______________________
>WE WUZ ______________

bumping for visbility and wanting to see when OP delivers.

25 black cards and 39 white cards so far, thanks guys!

Skin cancer.

What is this for? Pretendyou'rexyz? That would be pretty ebin.

yep, you can use card cast decks

White card
Hitler's Meth Stash

White card
Dumb Proddies

Epic, will you make a game soon? I'd love to play with my Veeky Forums pals.

Black card:
"Colonialism's only mistake was:"

more white cards from me

>nationalism
>the 25-year rule
>taxing the colonies
>flooding the markets with opium
>1453
>1517
>The pope's sweet-ass hat
>The God Damn Habsburgs
>The last nation to abolish serfdom
>Alsace-Lorraine
>Reminiscing about child labor
>Not knowing what a Hegel is (and being too scared to ask)
>Utilitarianism
>Anarcho-capitalists
>Tankies
>Actual divine-right monarchists
>Stormfags
>Poor people
>An angry germaboo explaining the difference between "kaiser" and "könig"
>A smug close-up of Voltaire

>my specific, perfect, entirely infallible brand of _____ has never been tried

Seen as no one's dropping any blacks:
>How will the Turks finish off the Armenians?
>Surely the Pope can't sanction:
>It wasn't about slavery OR states' rights, it was about:
>The real reason the Jews were exiled from all those countries was:
>The only successful form of government is:
>I haven't seen a siege this efficacious since:
>The nazis would have won had they only had:
>The Arabs are only bad at war because:

Some more blacks I suppose.

"Rome took its terminal breath when the Goths brought _."
"You won't believe what King John got excommunicated for this time:_!"
"In these increasingly globalized times, the entire world economy depends upon _"
"Iconoclasts became popular in East Rome after the local bishop commissioned a picture of _"
"Islam, a religion of _."
"Martin Luther finally snapped when the Pope _"
"History may as well end after _."

Okay, I think I did this right.

Link: pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=70
If it asks for a password then it's "Hitler"
I'll start when we have 5 or so people.

Okay, apparently no one's coming. Fuck you all.

Give it some time, it's 12 PM EST.

yo which game is it there's like 12

It said the Hitler password was incorrect. :(

Go to History_game's game. The password works, the link doesn't.

In, here's a new link
pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=33

DONE LADS!
cardcastgame.com/browse/deck/FSMRX

will post again tomorrow, maybe we can get a game going

The Brits.

good deck, would use again

Thanks man, I'll ad some more later

hilarious deck

wish I'd made it to the game