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literally any range ability will take aggro unless they have high dps but then they'll be intelligent enough
fuck off now giga virgin

lads pls

Why is brewmaster the only tank played by girls?

Like all of the "I gotta go fast, my time is valuable (this is why I play wow)" faggots?

>decide to tank once
>my worst fears come true
>i am surrounded by epic speed runner dps who pull everything then die
>they blame the healer though

warrior or paladin for human male?
Heard paladin is a bore but that's the only thing I've ever player until MoP

Fem goblin them cutest!

I'd blame your mother for not aborting

>be slowpoke IRL
>play blood DK, slowest tank ever
>mfw I can feel the frustration of the rogues/cat druids/fury warriors around me but they don't say a word

>new raid comes out
>old guildies pop up from nowhere and expect to be carried
Every fucking time. Watch them get titanforge gear then disappear until next tier. And of course they're the gm irl friends.

Fuck you Eric I'm gonna ninja the bank when servers come up.

Umm... uncalled for much?

so is your birth

>mage rolls need on fist weapon for main spec

half the time it world and only lets you need on shit you can use
half the time it doesn't and everyone can need on everything

Another bug that will NEVER be fixed, never ever.

>>mage rolls need on fist weapon for main spec

>needs on a fist weapon

>mage

i don't like this...

>removing gobbos
>not wanting a faux WC2 Horde composed of orcs, trolls, gobs, and ogres

>gobbos
hello reddo

do I need to be a priest to unlock this dress or can I get it as a mage too?

Goblins are merchants. They are aligned only with gold coins.

tier usually has non-set lookalikes that can be used by any class
if you learned that one, then yes
if you learned tier, then no

you need to get over here and get a kiss from me

Is it a priest set piece or priest-only item?
Is is a reward from a priest-only questline?
Is it created by a token which is not usable by mages?
if the answer is no for all 3, then I see no reason why cannot a mage get it.

yes that's the joke dumbass

>tier usually has non-set lookalikes that can be used by any class
that is what I wanted to know, I was wondering why I could see it in my tab for transmog but I knew it was a priest set piece. glad I can get it as a mage too at some point.
thank you for the help

They're also often aligned with what they believe is the winning side of a war, if they think it's more profitable. I kind of wish they had the Horde just shamelessly buy a bunch of goblin allies instead of having the Alliance antagonize them. It's funnier and wouldn't be too out there.

I AM GUL'DAN.

hello!
i
am
lorewalker
cho

why is naxx in broken shore

How long until maint?

because death knights were a mistake

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they've presumably had a contract with the Steamwheedle Cartel since vanilla to supply zeppelin transport
plus Gazlowe still does quite a bit of work for the Horde, despite Ratchet being a formally neutral town

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is brewmaster fun

No

Hyper-Thicc belfs are the best!

Body sliders when!?

may as well just play a human

Got a good laugh out of that picture, mind if I save it for later?

Humans are way uglier and a worse ass

And don't have tits THAT big

Too many belfs in the raid group
Too many belfs in the raid group, too many belfs!

Joinin up the party
Sippin' Thistle Tea
Wanna meet an Orcy
But there's Aethas, Tae'thlan and Astalor
There's Panthaleon, Zendarin and Kael'thas
They're on leave from Silvermoon
The only Horde I'll see tonight will be made of candy

Tell the Horde make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too many pointy ears
Make sure you know before you go
The raid group candy-ass ratio
5 to 1, it's a belfcaust
Tell Belloc and Halduron its time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty blood elves in a conga line

Yes, but your keyboard will break from all the spamming.

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Came here for the same thing.

>fight against warrior
>immune to kidney/blind
>fight against dk
>immune to kidney/blind
>fight against paladin
>immune to kidney/blind
like, it was funny first in wotlk but now when stuns are practically useless i dont really get the joke

>unsubbed for 1 hour
>urge to play rising

everything else sucks dick besides wow

things that never happened

I want to try the prot pala challenge, what am I in for?

Try fighting classes that don't wear plate

>i play dk

- The OFFICIAL and ABSOLUTE /wowg/ RACE tier list -
UNCORRUPTED TOP TIER
>Male Human
>Male Dwarf
>Male Goblin
>Female Undead

SMALL DICK IRL TIER
>Male Orc
>Male Tauren
>Male Draenei

SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE TIER
>Female Dwarf
>Female Orc

>PLAYING FEMALE TOON TIER
>Female Human
>Female Night Elf
>Female Draenai

MEME TIER
>Male Blood Elf
>Male Night Elf
>Male Gnome
>Male Undead
>Male Troll
>Male Pandaren

DISGUSTING FETISH TIER
>Female Goblin
>Female Troll
>Female Gnome

DEGENERATE TIER
>Male Worgen
>Female Pandaren
>Female Tauren
>Female Worgen

KILL YOURSELF TIER
>Female Blood Elf

can someone explain this to me
>last raid drop this expansion
>were not fighting sargeras. makes sense
>were fighting another, smaller titan instead
>sargeras is going to do ???? after
is sargeras just gon be a little bitch and fuck off after this?

pvp this expansion is literally going all-in with cooldowns or dieing

blind isn't a stun and DKs aren't immune to it
also IBF has a 3 minute cooldown, git gud

whats the fun
nice

let me guess you have a female undead

>femundead not on disgusting fetish tier
i wonder who's behind this post

what's a good US server?

still a Veeky Forums guild?

he's gonna be Illidan's cellmate in gay baby jail for the rest of Eternity™

>what's a good server
the one that has most players for your faction
check realmpop and wowprogress for statistics

>WOW_EX7DY
what's that?

Why fem goats are so cute?

7 free days for people who haven't played the game in a while

WRA horde

fuck off.

the fuck's going on with EU servers?

how irl girls tank:
>they pause after every pull to make sure the healer has full mana and the dps are all surrounding her
>they pull one group at a time to make sure the herself and the dps are all topped off and near 100% health at all times
>they look around the area for random groups to pull to make sure the entire area is safe for exploration

anything else lads?

>how irl girls tank:
>n/a
fixed

Getting world 1st so fast that servers died

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They just dont?
Only trannies

>biological girls
>tanking

How do you feel about them rolling back immunities for BfA?

it's retarded and gay
>guardian druids are overpowered so we're removing the only aspect of tanking that other classes do better than druids

>tfw tank tranny gf

>Draenor and 2 russian ones are the only high pop realms right now

>During the fall of Azjol-Nerub, nerubian viziers released a single spider that would one day grow to challenge the unyielding forces of the Lich King. Hadronox was instilled with a desire to avenge the fallen and reclaim its home from any that dare threaten it.

Spiderbro did nothing wrong.

Is Fury actually a bad spec? I've seen a lot of people shit on it, but I haven't tried it yet.

Where did we go wrong?

what the fuck does this mean

Wait, what?

They sure did butcher Azjol-Nerub by just making it into just two shitty 5-man dungeons.

>mfw raiding ToS drunk without knowing tactics just getting guild to tell me what to do

And I only died three times and we cleared in like an hour

in BFA flat damage reductions and immunes are getting either nerfed to shit or turned into armor generation because Blizzard wants every tank spec to be inferior druids

Does ulthalesh's ability apply to already applied dots? Or do I have to activate it first and then apply

>emissary quests also have a time limit
fug

what class/spec has the worst or most boring mastery skill
Frost mage's is almost completely uninteractive besides getting it to double dip from damage buffs but at least it looks cool but a lot of other masteries I see are literally just flat stat buffs.

>not having a commanding presence forcing the dps to always wait and walk behind you without even a word said
sucks to be you

Stop making me wish I was a girl
I have
>female undead
>female orc
>female human
>female draenei*
>male troll
>female troll
>female belf
Hmmm

if you're over 920, nothing too awful, but there are mechanics to learn and a guide helps, and for p1, just don't get too greedy on stacks off the boss
p2 is essentially about killing the boss before you run out of cds for his tank buster
I also personally recommend bringing bear tartare and gliders to help a little with mobility