/palg/ - Paladins General

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>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz (embed)

>Patch notes (OB63)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?62008-Open-Beta-63-Patch-Notes-November-15

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
[YouTube] Paladins Beginner's Guide - Welcome to the Realm (embed)

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
[YouTube] Paladins - How to Play - Skye (The Ultimate Guide!) (embed)

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Account statistics
masterpaladins.com
paladins.guru

>Paladins VIP
paladins.com/vip/

>Reveal Trailer (Vivian):
[YouTube] Paladins - Champion Teaser - Vivian, The Cunning (embed)

>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>PTS Bug Reporting (OB63):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?61992-OB63-PTS-Bug-Reporting-thread

>OP Template
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ONCE MORE I RISE!!!

Super cute asian free-running melee flanker when?

>GAZE INTO THE ABYSS!
>ONE MORE I RIIIIIIIISE!!!!!!!!
name a more spine-chilling combo.

go ahead, I'll wait.

willo buffs tomorrow r-right?

Is Buck okay?

Execute all Talus players.

>set up a nice offensive combo to teamwipe the enemy
>this fucking spanish guy and his cheeky tree friend walk in

Look at this poor guy. Doesn't he deserve a buff?

>and then there's this asshole

mfw Buck's mid range damage.

Pitch me your skin ideas, /palg/! Here are a few of mine I just pulled outta my ass:

>rocker barik
>amp turrets
>powerslides when doing rocket boots
>guitar solo sfx and pyrotechnics during ult

>bassist terminus
>giant bass guitar instead of ax
>ONCE MORE I ROOOOOOOOCK!!!

>drummer grover
>drum solo ult
>throws drum sticks

if you hadn't guessed, these all follow the same theme as that evie skin

>projects lex
>double gats mang
>saggy jeans and oversized tshirt
>ayo finna esckape dis law nigga

>goddess vivian
>same theme as that lian skin

>rocket pip
>le ebic marvel reference

>wastelander fernando
>makeshift flamethrower
>mad max / fallout raider vibe

>uncursed andro
>refund everyone who bought it after a copyright claim from blizzard

>egyptian inara
>sandstorms for rmb and her field
>engraved hieroglyphic wall

>mature maeve
>has boobs and a sluttier voice

>street worker ying
>released alongside pimp makoa

>cd talus
>just best boy in a dress

>dom seris
>leather everything
>not to be confused with infernal seris

>goddess seris
>probably getting angelic seris so its the same thing

>bridal seris
>throws bouquet when ulting
>is permanently locked to every account except mine since seris is my wife and I am her husband

>soccer mommy seris
>has that short milf haircut and sunglasses
>revealing top and jeans
>still barefoot with a toe ring
>throws pail of nutritious snacks for ult

>BOI

I wanna fuck Nike

i wonder who your favorite champ is

cool

yeah, i've been pretty much playing her nonstop since I installed. It's a damn shame she's not really a great support.

Makoa with a subwoofer on his back, Guitar anchor and big ass mic cannon
>Cheesy power metal voice YOU CHALLENGE MAKOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA with a guitar solo as theme

i like this

if i want to bitch about crystals but someone says their not necessary to play the game whats my arguement?

gotta give him stupidly long hair and 50+ lbs of leather accessories

you have none

this

You don't really have any aside from "but dressing up is also a way to play the game."
And admittedly you had a lot more freedom to dress up characters until recently.
RIP googly eyes and Nando's helmet as the accessory.

tomorrow we find out that maeve won the community skin vote, are you excited to see what concepts holt comes up with?

see

You can argue other f2p games offer cosmetics more freely, but one of the most generous games (HotS) has recently gone jewish, so not really.

So hold on, did they actually delay the patch show to tomorrow or were you memeing?

it actually is tommorow

>Angel theme
Support character with rez ability confirmed

Smashing a massive bong rip with Ying!

Nah, it's Angelic Seris.
More like >support dlc pack confirmed

It's angelic Seris.

mahou shoujo loli confirmed, paladins is saved!

ANGELIC SERIS SUPPORT PACK BOIS

THE WAIT IS OVER

this. the picture is of her censer, and you can even see the blue crystal that floats in the middle.

So when is next patch? It should have been tomorrow but didn't they fuck up the schedule because of thanksgiving?

GET HYPE FOR ANGELIC GROHK NIGGERS!

>angelic grohk
>no datamining info
>no previous teasing
>nothing indicative of it in today's tease
meanwhile...
>angelic seris
>datamined info confirmed it months ago
>teased previously by hi-rez
>teaser today is literally an image of her censer

yeah, angelic grohk totally confirmed!

I fall short on words to properly convey my feelings for her. In fact, I don't think there are enough words in any language to describe how much I truly love her.

Well you're a fag.

nobody cares and silence is golden alright?
fuck off sharpish

You only love her because she gives a group discount.

i hope they don't make the winter chest 400 crystals

Stop being mean!
This hostility towards our love is unwarranted!

reddit.com/r/Paladins/comments/7g6thu/for_people_who_claim_to_say_they_enjoy_this_game/dqgxey8/

can splashbrush make a picuture for bullies using ash or something?

make it grohk

You challenge MAKOA TO A ROCKOFF?!

>I honestly think Paladins has the best competitive community in all of eSports. Both the players themselves and the production value that goes into the tournaments is top tier. The casters, the viewers, the players, it's amazing.
lmao

i really like this

I've never seen lower effort "trolling"

>I'm sorry to hear you feel like this game is a dumpster fire without any polish.
This just comes off as passive-aggresive.

>I think we have some of the most unique and fun-to-play characters in a shooter today. I love to main Support and we have a dude that stuns people by shooting snakes at them.
Citing who is probably the hands down best designed champ all around is pretty much cheating.
Would he really feel the same about the actual dumpster fire that is Vivian and I guess Viktor and Tyra to a lesser degree for being kinda uninspired but not bad per se.

bretty good despite the weird looking cannon

It's supposed to be a mic. Imagine it shooting soundwaves. Also excuse my skills with a drawing tablet

It's pretty sad that we haven't had a champion close to Mal'Damba in over a year.

Oh I knew what it was, it's just too much and the projectile can't change that much. A regular cannon with some rock shit would work.

>win 6 games
Hi Rez fucking won I can't believe it I'm doing these quests every day

I guess you could do the outside like the outside of a drum

that skin wouldn't be as good without the ridiculously huge mic

I don't think mics are supposed to shoot out anything, you know.
Something more along this would look better I'd say.

look at his profile, he spends all day shilling Overwatch
>Do you need to be always online for Rocket League? Are there constant nerfs/buffs/maps/modes/events created for Rocket League? Does Rocket League get patched on a near weekly basis?
>AKA I'm too broke to pay for a game so I pretend this free alternative is more fun.
>$40 on PC breh. Yeah me and 30 million others are so sad playing one of the best shooters in the last decade.

>Citing who is probably the hands down best designed champ all around is pretty much cheating.
THIS. This pisses me off so much because if they acknowledge how great Mal'Damba is, then why don't they make more interesting champs like him instead of pumping out unga bunga rapid fire hitscans who add nothing to the game!? Mal'Damba is a fucking SELLING POINT!

We need more champs with animal sidekicks

I started playing Paladins because Overwatch is such a terrible game. If only you guys knew how bad it really was. Don't even pay attention to people trying to stir shit up shilling Overwatch, it's not even worth it.

>my girlfriend
stopped reading there faget

That's a shame.

I swear Overmeme has spawned the absolute worst community of whiny crybabies on the planet.

>Started playing a shit game because of a shit game
okay HiRezLiveJamie

If only you knew.

Man, idk where to start on jungling. Been away for awhile and its the only role I get anxious in. Who can jungle now? Also where do i start generally.

Stop being a fag and just pick Bomb King.

>Mal'damba is universally loved by the community
>Mal is also shit

Really makes you think

t. Jenos main

You mistook Mal for Ying there, Bucko

Do not bully Ying.

FACT: Ying can satisfy 27 men at the same time.

>female elf doing something besides being on her knees naked

Something is wrong in the world of Crosswind Hold.

It's a fact

And that's even without her illusions

All of you need to stop. Immediately.

Fuck off slut

Who's the bigger whore, Maeve or Ying?

HOW DO WE SAVE PALADINS

OVERWATCH'S REIGN NEEDS TO END

WE NEED A TRACER AND MCCREE

ying

Ying enjoys it and gets withdrawal symptoms without a gangbang to start the day.
Maeve doesn't and that's why she's a thief now.

we have andro (who also speaks to the edgelord crowd)

Thieving is just something she does on the side. You can't make a living from pickpocketing and even with magic powers and knife throwing skills she's still running around in dumpy street overcoats.
Maeve clearly whores herself to make her living.

>HOW DO WE SAVE PALADINS
loli

champ

This. Go all in on the waifushilling.

this is the only way

More like, big, sexy, monstrous beast. Waifus are nothing these days. Gotta do scalie pandering to make big money

>tfw Seris is the tallest support

Nah man Maeve is a high level thief. Banks, museums, large mansions there's no place she can't break into. Her hobo clothes are to keep a low profile. Holt himself appeared to me in a dream and told me.

>there's no place she can't break into.
Can't break into a bigger cup size

lol

She's a prostitute, user.