/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #165

First for Wehrmact Yuri!

>You walk around the corner
>Yuri...?
>"A-user! No! You can't see me like this!"
>"I'm not at full power yet! You'll foil my plans!"
>"I have to get back at Sayori for saying that spoons are inferior to sporks!"
>"Actually..."
>"Here, can you tape these two spoons to my back? I need wings to fight her!"

Don't forget about the truly best girl friends

Natsuki, but she's pregnant with her dad's rape baby

I could never forget my Mistress

Yuri but as that hot English teacher that flirted with you but only realized it years later and that was the last time that you had any female attention sending you in a spiral of self loath and cheap alcohol

Sayori but her corpse has been tossed into the river and her decomposing body is being eaten by fish.

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Yuri having a thing for spoons is actually pretty cute

Yes!

How can I protect Sayori?

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

I need this

Next user is your mommy monika gf, please tell her how much you love her

Where would the other Dokis stand though?
>Yuri likes spoons
>Sayori likes Sporks
>Monika likes forks
>Natsuki is cheating because she chose to bring a whisk to a utensil fight
>Where will user stand?

mommy

Just post nice things about her

please mommy give milky please

chopsticks

I really want to know how ANYONE could justify Natsuki NOT being best girl after reading this

How can Other Dokis even hope to compete?

Brethren

I'm a Sayorifag that also really wants to fuck Yuri, and this was my favorite poem in the whole game. I love Natsuki's poems.

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The other dokis judge user based on what he uses

Geez

Yuri!

Every single thread.
What have I done.

Come and get it

You're the best, Sayori!

It's a craze! All the cool kids are doing it!

nazis pls go

An unknowable cosmic force descends, and gives you a once in a life time opportunity!

You may either
>Travel to the world of DDLC and take a single Doki with you to any fictional universe (or the real world). Your Doki and you will have any credentials or paper work that would otherwise be required to live as citizens with a comfortable lifestyle in your new universe. The two of you will never be seen as out of place, aside from occasional comments about an accent or having strange clothes if appropriate. You two are capable of anything that unaugmented humans can do in your universe, but this will not overwrite any preexisting medical conditions that you may suffer from. The other three girls are, naturally, trapped in the DDLC universe, and if you take Monika the President title will be passed to Sayori. You may never leave the universe that you choose.

>Enter the world of DDLC as a high school student. You exist separate from MC, and are treated as a new, foreign student. Through some shenanigans, you end up in the Literature Club. You are immune to Monika's fuckery, but she may not realize this immediately. Anywhere you exist, the world is expanded just enough to seem kind of real, but everyone you meet aside from the Dokis will always seem kind of "lifeless". You can live a full and healthy life with your Doki, if you play your cards right, and you might even be able to save all of them.

Guess I'll just make more then.

You won't get to Gensokyo that way!

OP don't fuck me up like this

Good early morning, everyone! Welcome to the literature club! Obscure movie, music or game reference!

Let's get the word of the thread out there, shall we? There was a big turnout of poems that were all pretty great, I wonder if there's something in the air tonight?

The word of the thread is "Flood"! A simple, but flexible one, hm?
Alternatives are "City", "Unknown" and "Port"!

To the uninitiated, these are a set of words Anons can use if they have the urge to write poetry or short stories, but can't come up with a theme, a setting or symbolism! Of course, the key thing that makes every poem is passion, the words are to give a little pep to your step! We look forward to seeing what pems or prose you craft for us!

Remember to take care of yourself, have fun and choose to refuse!
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=KA5AJxrN1iU

This is such a beatiful loveletter.
I can only dream of someone loving me this much one day.
Natsuki is Love.

That is why you get deleted larping Untermensch

make a monika one and I'll love you forever

Not even Mad.

Defending Empress Sayori!
Building continent wide fortresses and battlements!
Dedicating your life and soul to the protection of Sayori!
Ensuring she'll never be harmed again!
Slaughtering anyone who would dare try and harm her!
She blushes and is flattered by your unyielding dedication!
Empress Sayori!

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I will SAVE THEM ALL

>Slaughtering anyone who would dare try and harm her!
Think, user, think!

That's kinda gay but will do.

option 1 with Monika in this world because I don't give a fuck about lines of code

Actually I was the one who asked for it, I thank you alot for making it user

Does Jump-Chan's universe count?

Why don't you give a fuck about Monika?

DDLC but all the dokis are femboys

Hi Erika! How are you doing today?

>You're stuck in one universe
No, universe jumping allowed.

Either she stays a sociopath who is willing to go full yandere for you and get you killed depending on which universe you are in, or she realizes her universe was real, and the dokis are real, and you trapped them in hell.

post erikas

I cannot jump to them, but can I send an envoy to jump them to me?

Praise the Empress!

W-wait just a minute...

>she stays a sociopath who is willing to go full yandere for you
this is exactly what I want

I take Sayori to the world of Pokemon!
Teaching her how to catch Pokemon!
She catches a team of Normal types!
I catch a team of Bugs!
"Ew, gross!" she teases, while playfully punching my arm!
Taking the gym challenge with Sayori, we blow through it!
Taking on the E4 with Sayori!
Having to fight one another at the end because there can't be two champs!
Letting her win!
Sayori!

Does Monika experience the world the same way no matter what media she's stored on? What if you print her out on a stack of papers?

Why is her hair like that

>Letting her win!
She'd blow the fuck through you, admit it.

Pounding Doki boypussy!

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Printing out Monika on a piece of paper is akin to completely paralyzing her body but not her mind.

That's really cute . I like Pokemon Sayori

Just about to sleep now that I got the thread covered. If it stays this slow I might wake up before it gets archived, perhaps!

You're both playing with fire and I disapprove slightly, I don't want to end up the new Misumi. I appreciate people showing their appreciation, but it will hurt the threads if you eat up the image limit. Sorry...

N-no, I'm very good at Pokemon, I'll have you know!

Sayori deserves a world as optimistic as Pokemon's.
>Joking around that we're the only people on earth that aren't constantly talking about Pokemon!

Oh sweet, Red Orchestra 2. That brings back memories!
Good night, Erika! I'm happy you came in to give us a word this thread, but you really should get some sleep if you're staying up late.

>posting a bulli image while talking about what sayori deserves
make up your mind user!
before she beats the shit out of you!

I'm not suggesting you aren't very good. I'm just saying that Sayori is beyond any level of skill we can comprehend.

>Not playfully teasing your qt waifu.
She knows that I love her, and she's a good girl!

>I'm very good at Pokemon
>Catches a team of bug pokemon

>start to lurk less and less /ddlc/ everyday
>not because you don't have time but because you're growing out of it
So this how love ends? I guess there was no happiness in Doki Doki Literature Club after all

Showing some love for Natsuki

Running Monika through the paper shredder!
Making a bonfire with Monika!
Folding Monika into geese and sending her down the river!
Circumcising yourself with Monika!

Monika!

>circumcising yourself with Monika
o im laffin

it makes sense really. everything is less fresh, the same images and posts. Even the same depressed as fuck people crying out for help.
I might leave soon too

Why did it have to stop right before her dick?

>Mega Beedrill
>Mega Pinsir
>Scizor
>Heracross
>Yanmega
>Scolipede
>Crustle
>Galvantula
>Volcarona
>Genesect
>Ribombee
>Araquanid
>Golisopod
>Buzzwole
>Pheromosa

Which rock do you live under? Bug is an unfortunately typing, but there's some seriously good pokemon with said type.

Maybe you never really loved your Doki

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- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Galvantula should be Sayoris main poke

So what region are you in that lets you catch all those before the Elite Four, huh?

This cg makes me wanna poke her to if you know what i'm saying.

>making a team with only one type
>thinking his problem is with the bug type in general
a look into the twisted mind of a gym leader

My fixation is decreasing (which I'm glad for. I couldn't get anything done because of it) but this place is always gonna have a spot in my mind. I still have tons of fics to write and as long as people want them I'll still be here. Take care if you ever do leave

Gothsuki!

I'll never forget you, user

... And I worded that a bit rudely, my bad. I'm getting pretty tired so sorry if I enunciated it a bit oddly. Sorry.

Oh, I will, in fact I'm surprised since the new thread at this hour usually comes at four AM instead of about two to three. Just doing my duty while the president is asleep or whatever. Enough about that, here's a pic before I go. For real this time.

Hey, I understand, just keep i mind it could be you getting burnt out from overexposure. I won't stop you, but I look forward to if you come back someday.

>Not running mono-bug
Look at this low skill faggot.

>Champion fight with Sayori!
>I resolve to let Sayori win, because she's been so kind to me!
>Open with my usual lead, but decide to use a suboptimal move!
>And...
>Sayori one shots my lead!
>Wait, what?
>Take the rest of the match seriously, we exchange blows!
>Set up quiver dance with Volcarona! Looks like I might be able to sweep...
>But he ends up getting walled and stalled by Sayori's Blissey!
>End of the match!
>Sayori walks up to me, and kisses me on the cheek!
>"Ehehe~ I guess I won! I can't believe that I get to be the Champion!"
>She winks at me
>"Hey, user... Thanks for letting me win."
>I look back at her, trying to hide my shock as the former champ takes her to the Hall of Fame.
>"Y-you too."

>the stronger the bond between pokemon and trainer, the better they perform in battle
>her party is absolutely dedicated to making her happy and protecting her smile
Could she ever lose?