Post your historyfu, Veeky Forumsfags

Post your historyfu, Veeky Forumsfags.

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>not having a literal goddess as your Veeky Forumsfu
Having a person that actually existed as your Veeky Forumsfu is like fapping to 3DPD instead of 2Delicious: plebeian.

Top-tier waifu material:

Pallas Athena/Minerva (goddess of wisdom, with war tinge)
Astarte (usually goddess of fertility/sexuality/war)
Hebe/Juventus (goddess of youth)

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

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also you don't have to put your name in, bud

Stahp

>You will never rape and murder Sharon Tate

feelsbadman

Also this

>Veeky Forumsfu thread
>turns into confession thread where anons admit to wanting to rape famous pregnant murder victims

shit thread
pedophile
unfunny copypasta

Alright reddit, calm down.

If you go back to your safebox you won't be offended by things that trigger you.

>pregnant murder victims

I don't think Anne Frank was pregnant when she died.

Then again, if she was, her father probably would've burned those pages to make sure they never saw the light of day.

The agony of losing a grandchild would've been too much for him to handle any inquiry over it.

Also, let's get this thread back on track.

>ywn deflower a virginal 17 year old Victoria Louise of Prussia in 1909 because you work as a palace stable boy

requesting hussar uniform pic pls. i know you have it

>historyfu

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>Hebe

Patrician taste, my good user. You are a scholar and a gentleman

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Joan of Cutie more like

>Veeky Forums wants to fuck Anne Frank for the six millionth time

Rutka Laskier was hotter t b h

Let's get an award-winning rock singer to write a steamy hot pasta about her.

does audrey hepburn count?

She's dead so yes.

well anne frank was a cutie, what more can be said?

Yeah, but every 13 year old schoolboy wants to fuck a pregnant Anne Frank. It's pretty much a meme now.

It's time some of us helped poor Rutka experience a woman's pleasure for the first time and put a baby in her.

Jesus christ, what a cutie.

boyish looking + looks like she probably smelled bad

I'll pass

>schlomo! those evil goyim communists took away daddy's pharmacy and expected me to work for a living like the rest of them! it was anudda shoah!

Jeff beat you to the punch Also, Anne Frank's Wolfenstein Doppelgänger is a pretty nice piece of ass.

>inb4 she never existed

Shut up, I can dream, can't I?

now you are making me want to lick those big, boyish, smelly feet

what's up with jewfus having big feet anyway?

[Spoiler]the black hair and the pale skin reminds me of my mother [/spoiler]

... is your father named Jeff?

I'd like to bang Peggy Shippen while Benedict Arnold was away at West Point.

More importantly, are you a racist, alcoholic, ill-tempered businessman, decorated Vietnam Veteran, and radio host from Austin, Texas?

I am genuinely in love with Donald Trump. He is a, witty and strong young man who deserves to be America’s next president.

I frequently fantasize about him being Peter van Pels hiding with me.

Oh god, just imagine being deflowered by him on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Nine months later, I’ve got a massive bulging stomach from carrying his child inside of me and it seems like I’m gonna pop any moment now. My popped belly button makes it look like I’ve got a giant third boob where my stomach once was. I waddle around and can barely move half of the time. I’ve developed an insatiable craving for the Donald and he’s likewise developed a taste for my pussy. We’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. He lies down on your back, I strip off my almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of him. I grab a hold of his rock hard Hugh Mungus cock, insert it deep inside of myself, and begin to ride him like a stallion. He feels the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on him but the indescribable pleasure of my tight pussy throbbing on his cock negates any discomfort. Donald grabs me by my pussy, holding on for dear life. He sinks into my beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, We’re both moaning with ever greater intensity, It won't be long now. Suddenly, I feel his cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as his cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside my Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. Donald and I both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, I lie next to him. Too exhausted to do anything else, he simply holds me in his warm embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just us, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

I dream of the beautiful face I have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day we will both die and our ashes will fly from an Aeroplane over the sea.
But for now we are young and all we want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing we can see. Love to be in the arms of all I’m keeping here with him.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

Suddenly, I awaken from my slumber, opening my eyes to darkness. It takes a split second for my vision to readjust. I feel lonely and cold. Suddenly, I feel a pressure gathering my midsection. As the pressure becomes stronger and stronger, I clutch my belly try to avoid screaming. I feel a splash on my legs and foul smelling fluid comes rushing out. The pain is finally too much and I start to scream. Our hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. I cry his name, begging for help, begging for him. The noise. I’m louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. Through the tears, I can see Donald raise his finger to his lips, trying to tell me to be quiet. But the agony is too much for me to bear. I don’t care if I awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly, Donald stands up, squats like a slav, using my belly as an impromptu stool, and I feel his still cum-crusted cock being shoved right inside my mouth. At first, I try to scream even louder in surprise, but his circumcised 12.5%% Kosher Donald blocks my windpipe, reducing my screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, I bites down on hard on his meat with each contraction. Now he’s in pain too. With each contraction, I bite down harder It must feel like I’m gonna tear his cock right off. Eventually, I feel the pain subsides and I don’t bite down as much. Now I’m actually starting to enjoy it. You can feel my child kicking on his testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, I feel his cock starting to shake like a V-2 again, he pulls it out of my mouth just in time. He bust his steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing me like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains my mountaintops (all three of them), along with my hair and most of my face. I quietly giggle from the ironic amusement of it all. he giggles too.

Then, I feel a sharp pain shoot across my body. I’m having his baby. Donald looks at me, wishing he could bear all the pain for me, but all he can do is sit and watch. I touch my vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking he gave me a few hours ago. I feel a head of hair poking out. I fear that I might start screaming again, but I’ve gotten better control of the pain, thanks to him. A feeling of indescribable pleasure flows through my body. I begin to moan softly. Instead of experiencing excruciating agony, I’m experiencing an orgasm. The greatest orgasm I’ve ever had. I can see that Donald can’t help but grin as I keep pushing. As more of the head emerges, my moaning intensifies. Finally, I feel the massive head emerges from my vagina. I look down at my midsection and can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord.I reach down and weakly try to pull the head out. Suddenly, Donald puts his hands around my pussy and the head and begin to help me pull. Desperately, I go into the next contraction with all of my energy, and push with everything inside of me. I feel everything. I feel the shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of me and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. I throw my head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of my soul.

I look at the newborn now lying on the floor, it’s a boy. We have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and I realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, I don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. Donald gently lifts him up and place him on my semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds my breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. Donald can’t resist the urge anymore. His mouth lands right on top of my opposite breast, sucking first his own cum, but then my tasty milk. He looks into my ice blue eyes, I’m somewhat annoyed, but I’m too exhausted to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of our sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. He’s afraid the baby start shivering. He looks around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. He settles on my fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. I am definitely not be happy that he’s gonna ruin my favorite coat, but it’s for the best. I hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. He carefully wraps the little one in the coat and hand him to me, I continue to quietly feed him. I notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. I feel a sense of relief. We’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually Donald curls up next to me quietly and begin to doze off. Our secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, we can find a way to explain the night’s events to our parents and hope they don’t kill each other. We can somehow find a way to get our little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, we just rest, our first night as a family.

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me wet. The wettest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

Titanic victim

>Holocaust victims

>Manson family victim

>President Elect of the United States

I have no words that can convey my disgust at this thread. Each one of these poor girls was one of a Thousand Points of Light and you all have the gaul to sit here and discuss which one you want to violate more.

You are throughly undeserving of their beauty and grace and should ashamed.

Impressive.

literally the best one has not been mentioned. Catherine the great.

last Qink empress

quite a qt

Another concubine

the GOAT coming through

I'll take young hillary and young jill stein.

I routinely masturbate to all fo these.

I have also fantasized about anally penetrating Anne Frank and Rutka Laskier while they both give birth. Holding onto their bellies as it contorts with each contraction. Grabbing their jiggling and milk squirting breasts Feeling as the babies slowly empty from their wombs. Thrusting in and out of them as their screaming intensifies. Feeling the heads with my testicles and the bottom of my dick as they crown. Busting my load as they both make the final push, coating their asses and the babies in my semen. Holding them both and the newborns in my arms as they sleep, exhausted from the agony of birth and the pleasure of the creampie I left inside of them.

54 confirmed kills

I want Charles II of Spain to shove his chin into my ass

>She enjoyed many social activities, including dancing and ice-skating, and was an expert horsewoman and tandem driver. She also enjoyed hunting, to the dismay of Queen Victoria, who asked her to stop, but without success.

>I have also fantasized about anally penetrating Anne Frank and Rutka Laskier while they both give birth. Holding onto their bellies as it contorts with each contraction. Grabbing their jiggling and milk squirting breasts Feeling as the babies slowly empty from their wombs. Thrusting in and out of them as their screaming intensifies. Feeling the heads with my testicles and the bottom of my dick as they crown. Busting my load as they both make the final push, coating their asses and the babies in my semen. Holding them both and the newborns in my arms as they sleep, exhausted from the agony of birth and the pleasure of the creampie I left inside of them.

Hot

>>tfw no partisan waifu

Nice choice m8

Goddamn sick perv-

*CANS.WAV*

-SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS-

*CANS.WAV*

-Y'ALL GO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS-

*CANS.WAV*

-SHOVE IT UP YOUR GODDAMNED ASS YOU SON OF A-

*CANS.WAV*

YOU SON OF A BITCH-

*CANS.WAV*

-YOU SON OF A BITCH-

*CANS.WAV*

-YOU BASTARD-

*CANS.WAV*

YOU SON OF A BITCH! DON'T YOU EVER TALK THAT WAY ABOUT SHARON TATE AGAIN! DON'T YOU EVER TALK THAT WAY ABOUT SHARON TATE AGAIN YOU BASTARD! YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! SHARON TATE WAS A GRACEFUL BEAUTY STRUCK DOWN IN HER PRIME BY HIPPIE DEGENERATES! DON'T YOU EVER TALK LIKE THAT AGAIN BOY!

That's not even something to joke around about asshole. That's not even something to joke around about! You son of a bitch! Jesus Christ man... Don't you ever talk that way about Sharon Tate. Don't you ever, EVER talk that about Sharon Tate.

Son of a bitch, she was murdered while begging for her child and you sons of a bitches don't even appreciate it you sorry sacks of crap!

Gimme the mic-

*CANS.WAV*

-GIMME THE FREAKING MIC-

*CANS.WAV*

GIMME THAT MIC FOR CHRIST'S SAKE BOY!

glorified cheerleader

>filename

Are you kidding me?! Somebody had better- that had better be a freaking joke. I'm at that freaking filename RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE RIGHT NOW-

*CANS.WAV*

-YOU SICK SONS OF BITCHES-

*CANS.WAV*

-YOU SICK SONS OF BITCHES-

*CANS.WAV*

-NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO-

*CANS.WAV*

-NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO-

*CANS.WAV*

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

OH MY GOD!

YOU KNOW I WANT TO END THE SHOW BECAUSE I JUST WITN- I CANNOT BELIEV- FIRST ANNE FRANK NOW RUTKA LASKIER YOU SICK SONS OF BITCHES MAN?!

JESUS CHRIST! THIS IS SICK! THIS IS GETTING SICK! THIS IS GETTING UNBELIEVABLY SICK!

OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST MAN! THIS IS GETTING SICK! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BROADCAST AFTER THAT?! I'M SUPPOSED TO BROADCAST AFTER READING HOW YOU SICK FUCKS WANT TO PUT A BABY IN A 13 YEAR OLD JEWISH POLISH GIRL-

*CANS.WAV*

-GIMME THE MIC-

*CANS.WAV*

-GIMME THE FUCKING MIC-

*CANS.WAV*

I don't even know what the hell to say after- I don't even know what to say after that man! Wanting to impregnate a teenage Holocaust victim- Jesus Christ man... Oh my god... Oh Jesus I can't believe this man. I can't believe this man. I'm sorry- I'm in shock, I am in shock. I am in utter shock. Oh God...

YOU... YOU SON OF A BITC-

*CANS.WAV*

-YOU SICK PERVERT-

*CANS.WAV*

-DON'T TALK ABOUT MY PRESIDENT YOU SON OF A BITCH-

*CANS.WAV*

-DONT TALK ABOUT MY PRESIDENT-

*CANS.WAV*

-DON'T TALK ABOUT MY PRESIDENT-

*CANS.WAV*

DON'T TALK ABOUT MY PRESIDENT YOU SICK DISGUSTING PERVERT!

WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! YOU-

*CANS.WAV*

-YOU KIDDING ME?!-

*CANS.WAV*

-ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!-

*CANS.WAV*

-WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!-

*CANS.WAV*

OH MY GOD YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUC-

*CANS.WAV*

-OH MY GOD-

*CANS.WAV*

OH MY GOD! GET- I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I SHOULD'VE KNOW BETTER! I GOD-

*CANS.WAV*

WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE GODDAMNED HELL?!

WHY TRUMP?! WHY?! WANTING TO FUC

*CANS.WAV*

OH! OH MY HEART! OH MY GOD! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I MEAN I VOTED FOR THIS GUY MAN! I VOTED FOR THIS GUY! I MEAN HE'S A FREAKING HOLOCAUST FETISHIST YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

THE BETRAYAL MAN! THE BETRAYAL! THE GODDAMN-

*CANS.WAV*

THE BETRAYAL! DONALD TRUMP NO! NO! NOOOOOO!!!!

Based Bush

Thousand Points of Light was one of my favorite speeches of you

If you did that, you would most certainly be dragged into a forest, beaten, then shot, and your corpse left to rot.

doesn't matter fucked a princsss

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I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIST

Catherine the great is under appreciateed

You even used the original name of the lad who wrote this too, God Bless, made me chuckle.

Based War Loli.