/@/ - The iDOLM@STER General

>Needing a net
Why are boys so shit at catching bugs?

She'd trip and knock herself out before landing a single punch.

Can she really? She doesn't have the weight or height advantage.

BELIEVE IN CHIE.

She has the aura of a superior idol. You wouldn't even be able to stand in her presence.

God I wish that were me.
>You wouldn't even be able to stand in her presence.
Explains why Haruka keeps tripping.

>She has the aura of a superior idol
Tell her to give it back before that idol gets angry and makes Haruka even more irrelevant than she's already become.

>why are boys such shit
They can't get down and dirty like the female idols.

To bad there is LITERALLY no girl who's better than Haruka.

Technically speaking, the vocalist is the one that always takes the spotlight in a band. Poor Hayato never stood a chance.

One of these idols suffer from premature ejaculation.

He needs a net to hold in his mouth because his hands will be up Rika's holes.

Is chuuni posting allowed now?

Gay chuuni posting is always allowed!

no gays allowed

Too bad, this girl of all people destroyed Haruka's future

What do you guys think of Minako?

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Idols aren't gay

What will happen to the thread then?!

Ranko = yes
Nino = no

Wouldn't like me.

Good to see Nino on a rebound after her husband left her.

I WUV RINA

Airi where'd your tits go

Idols aren't gay, they just show their affection to each other in a more intimate way.

I think she needs to calm the fuck down before she rapes producer

looks like Ranko wants the Pun

Ranko on a date with her cute waifu.

Which idols enjoy dank memes?

nicovideo.jp/watch/sm32334503
Thanks to this MAD I was reminded that I should probably rewatch the greatest ride to ever grace Earth

Did someone say gay idols???

fuck off

Meant for

Oh no, poor Tamaki!

no, that still works in this application

No~

so do i my friend

I took them!

Me on the left.

Me on the right, cosplaying as Mika

yaraon-blog.com/archives/117566

Somebody explain what this TP related article is about

Dookie couldn't even save her smile. How is she suppose to destroy Haruka's future?

whose future

Karen being a bitch as always

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>scroll to the comments
>first one is about ejaculation and anastasia's anus
every time

According to the thread, Karen enkou'd so much her period is now year-round and she's stuck being permanently bitchy.

Ganbarimasu hard enough to make CG the main branch

Sounds just like /@/.

Will I go to hell for eating Pierre's bootyass?

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Homos are reprobates.

They're discounted?

only a littlw

>あと肛門に住む
I mean, I can't say I wouldn't do the same.

No u
Oh okay
*dines luxuriously on Pierre's divine bootyhole*

Karen should learn to fucking bow.

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Yaraon's Ejaculator never disappoints

>*action*
I hate this place.

What is she getting into a spat with Nao about? Nonmoonspeaker here.

Which idols believe in flat Earth?

I'll be Miho's teddy bear replacement.

Asuka

But she puts it between her legs at night.

Woah woah wait that's pretty gross.

Nana isn't saying "It's. me. Nana!" in Marchen Debut, she's actually saying "Kara no, ichi! Nana!"

Ren.

No. In fact it's encouraged to eat Pierre's ass.

*Ichi, ni, nana

Who the fuck is Nana

Nana Abe

I told you guys. I told you guys Karen wasn't the overly polite type. I'm not gonna ask for an apology. I just want to rub it in your collective wrong faces.

Abe
Abe
Abe?

Oh god please do like Karen and DIE.

Abolishing slavery with Nana

Nina’s Mommy Rina

Call me master. Or m@ster. Either way is okay. And bow to me while you're at it.

Honest Nana

>enter kitchen
>see this drinking tea at your dinner table
What do?

Direct intravaginal ejaculation?

Call Mio and let her handle the situation.

Mio is fucking dead user

Meme magic will bring her back to life don't worry.

Born to be cute.

Ask him to baa for me.

i actually kind of want this

What did I miss?

Dead sexy