Where to sell 1.5$ worth mansion

So i got this problem.
I used to be poor for most of my life but few days ago my grandfather died and before his dead he gave me his mansion. It's worth 1.5 mil $ and it's located in prague. Since i still got shitty job i cant pay bills for this huge mansion. So i want to sell it, but i don't even know where to start as all of my "circles" are poor people like me. How to find a buyer and where?

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>i don't even know where to start as all of my "circles" are poor people like me. How to find a buyer and where
Find a real estate agent. He will wan't a lot of money for his service, but chances are, you'll loose much more when you try to do it yourself without any clue about it.

But how come that you are poor and have a loaded grandfather? Assuming you have had some kind of connection with him (otherwise he'd just ignore you), you should know some of his circles?

And what about the rest of your family? Wouldn't be the first great family that gets torn apart by an inheritance.

Alternatively, take it as yours, pretend to be rich and start your own czech casting porn site. A mansion would look much nicer than their shitty flat with the white couch.

Why not rent it out? You can find a management company that will do everything for you, and you'll get a nice fat check every month.

I've considered estate agent but im afraid they will rob me hard.
The thing with the family is very complicated, long story short, im the only one in family who can inherit since there is no one left.
I like the porn casting idea!
Oh boi. i dont know. Do people really want rented mansion?

I agree with this. I would even notify LA that they can do porn in Prague. You'll be surprised at all those limp dicks and gaping gaps would jump for. Hell, write a shitty porn script and send it in saying you have the property.

Otherwise, if you are going to try and sell it, and likely fast, be very careful. You may come away with far less than you think and then you'll be kicking yourself soon after. After taxes, bills, realtor costs, closing costs, etc. You'll probably look at MAYBE a 20% profit on a quick sell. Which may not be bad to you now, but think about the fact the place is worth 1.5 Million.

>I've considered estate agent but im afraid they will rob me hard.
What? Have you ever met with a REAL real estate agent? Usually they have fix percentages which you can accept or deny.. don't be scared just ask professionals!

I used to work with real estates and the only trick is that never do business with small agencies. Ok.. so you're in Prague (my favorite city btw).. let me check it..

Ask them for more information: engelvoelkers.com/

They have 62 luxury residentals from Czech Republic, I'm sure they can help you and won't scam you.

>thinks thats a passible shoop.

Here's their Prague contact: engelvoelkers.com/en-cz/andelpraguewest/

Thanks for the link i will contact them tomorrow.
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No problem, good luck!

what bills are you paying? Just turn off the lights, power and water.

Power for security ;) And also someone has to take care for garden.

Dude yes, all homes have a rental market. Contact a management company in Prague that will help you rent it out. Shit you could put it on AirBnB or VRBO if you really wanted to manage it yourself.

Just google prague rental management, here's one

happyhouserentals.com/en/

Rent it out, it's an assured monthly salary.

Big / pretty houses are rented by film companies to shoot.

Holy fuck you've won the lottery and you want to sell that shit...

DO FUCKING THIS!

luxury homes don't get percentage commissions, they get a flat rate.
You won't be paying a 2% commission for you home.

Welcome to passive income OP.

>Find a real estate agent. He will wan't a lot of money for his service, but chances are, you'll loose much more when you try to do it yourself without any clue about it.
Oh yeah it's so hard to put an ad selling the mansion, you need some punk to steal % of your gains

OP just rent it, then some days keep it to yourself and fucke some hookers.

Czech is big in porn, sometimes they need mansions.

fuck. Just become a realtor yourself. Any moron can do it. Then you have access to their MLS bullshit/ Site and you can just list it on your own. There's like 3 forms to learn about - deeds, the hud 1, mortgages/leases. It's for retards.

have you explored for hidden rooms and secret passages yet?

remember to pull books from the bookshelf in the grand study
and those candlestick holders above the fireplace might be levers

Honestly this. Your grandfather may have been a professional troll, he may have hidden far greater treasures in there. Because, why else would he leave his estate to an autistic imbecile like yourself OP? Something is fishy and you should definitely investigate. Assuming your time stamps aren't shopped. I could be posting in an epic bread here.

>Oh yeah it's so hard to put an ad selling the mansion, you need some punk to steal % of your gains

>What is an expose? (or whatever you call it in english) (you won't get a good price for such a mansion, if you advertise it on cheaphouses24.cz with some crappy cellphone shots)
>What is a contract?
>How do you make sure that the new owner does not come back to you, claiming a cheaper price, because of all those things that are not covered in your cheap, selfmade I-sell-u-house contract?
>How do you make sure you really get those 1.5mil you where promised?

Sure, you wont need a realtor to sell a $400 crack-shack in the ghetto, but at this sums, without any clue, I'd certainly pay to have a proffesional do it. In fact, my ffamily already did, and I think it was even the company mentioned. (though in Germany)

But if OP want's to go high-risk, turning this thing into a business might be a worthy idea. That probably will fail, but unless he totally wrecks it, it will only take away 5 digits of value when he finally decides to sell.

Also, this.
Who the fuck builts such a weird house? Must be a troll.
Also, fuck you OP. I just wasted an hour looking a prague in google earth, trying to find that stupid ahoj pilotje.

airbnb it