/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spesslawl general

is this subtly trying to tell us to visit the bar more often

Its not the lifeweb source
Its an `open` project where you have to be whitelisted to play

easy role with big impact?

Abuse your human privileges to cockblock borgs.
Damn it feels good to starve these thirsty silishitters of their bullyvalids.

When will Jackie Shots be jobbanned from HoS?
He clearly shouldn't be in a position of power if he doesn't know what he's doing.

janitor.

hello Veeky Forums
i don't have a decent english
can i rp like a chinese immigrant?

yes

be whatever you like as long as you down steal the corgi and try getting the chef to cook it

Make sure you give the rules a good read, don't want a friend getting banned over simple mistakes

Volunteer as business partner to any traders you meet
They often need crew to order things from cargo and steal things using asimov

too late
i spread clone damage virus and admin pmed me

jakie sorts put me in permaprison and close
i only punch 1 and shove 3 but permaprison :(

I'm fairly certain I mistakenly killed several non cultists that round.

Why was that such a fucking clusterfuck.

captain

>Slip the HoS, start dancing around with another officer on the square around the PDA
>He actually walks onto it the absolute madman

The only person who came was the AI to cut power to my breaker.

Pictured, the cult that round.

But did you ahelp it?

Eliza I don't know if you read this but you saved the station

The borg came to talk about Jesus Christ.

i punch 1 shove 3 crime doer and jakie take me ok and i ask for loyalty implanter because i see a cult shop but they wont give me the implanter and i stay for 3 minutes and police captain say slippy can go but i have to stay and then i stay and for a long time until the ai release me and frank

i love you slappo
hey, don't offend the clown like that. he did great

>get pAI
>my owner dicks around for a little bit then abandons me in the bar to go kill himself
>mime finds me and uploads a directive to kill him
>call him a ling on the radio and sec actually comes and grabs him
>the madmen execute him despite there being zero evidence
>give the HoS a donut and delete myself

But did you ahelp it?

no im sorry im didnt want to get banned for banfishing because it WAS my FAULT for the PUNNCH so iam SORRY

The absolute state of sec on Veeky Forums in a nutshell. Pure balid hunting.

i don't want panckes near toast punch push HoS can't let prison dice clown kerfuffle two step off castle of shame stupid box ruin my future

STOPIT

Potato island sea in dark spaghetti constraint into cia nigger monkey fever.

Security that round was fucking hilarious

>Spend 40 minutes chasing the clown around
>40 fucking minutes
>Leave two prisoners in prison for almost ten minutes past their time because they're out clownhunting

>Literally stepping over gore and bloody footprints throughout the whole station while chasing this clown

>Literally ignoring the AI as it constantly SCREAMS
>SCREAMS at security
>that people are disappearing left and right and that it's seen multiple runes on station
>finally, FINALLY catches clown
>Their reward for doing so?
>Twelve minutes in the brig.

>They spent almost an hour chasing the clown just to give him a ten minute sentence while cult was literally taking over the station

>All of them end up dying to cult when they finally try doing their job.

Cult wasn't the clowncar this round. Sec was.

Trip Pilson, were you a cultist that round?

Also I feel bad for the AI, DOORHANDLE. The AI was screaming for help as cultists tried to weld their way into his chamber and literally no one even made an attempt to go around science and get in through maint to defend the core.

This round is why I don't play AI.

hey man, when a clown slips the fuck out of you and evades capture for that long, you begin to care less about other things

BRING
BACK
TAXISTATION

Fuck no it was shit.

can we add packed station to the list of maps to vote on?

>getting slipped in the first place
>getting butthurt about it
>to the point where you sacrifice the station only to fail at apprehending the clown in a timely manner
you are a disgrace to nanotrasen.
never play sec again

after a year of playing this game you will have very good english, at least in terms of writing and reading.

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L.turn(90)

I liked taxi
it is

no i mean as a vote even when 30+ people are playing

fuck no

fuck vox and fuck vox players
our biggest mistake three years and counting

This really gets me thinking.
What are some real mistakes Veeky Forums has made?
I can only think of SPS and shit that every SS13 server has gotten wrong even before we forked.

I WANNA RAIL RAIL!

the mechanic job desu

flashbang timers being configurable is pretty fucking stupid too but I don't know if that's exclusive to us and isn't THAT big of a deal because only a few people really abuse it.

I just wanted to complain about flashbangs

I'm fairly sure it's literally older than Bay.
It dates back to 2012 for sure.

goofcooking and hypothermia

I'm actually really surprised I never learned about that until recently. Don't know why it never made it around to be common knowledge.

>mfw I first noticed Rail was female
I WANT TO STUFF THE BIRB

thankfully hypothermia has never mattered
ever
I really thought it was gonna be the next cancer but I can't really remember any time I was hypermemed on

how did we let it get this bad?

french people

>was right there when the "I WANT TO RAIL RAIL" shitposting started
>I thought Rail was a dude and it was an funny injoke of calling him a faggot
>find out it wasn't
>start secondguessing if it was a joke or not
If you think think this is bad, you should've been here last year.

F R E E K I N G S T O N

>start lurking the discord because I believed the shitposting like a dumbass
>there's less than 10 active regulars

its ling

bring back skeletons

bring back snacks

poo when but unironically

snacks was the original badmin kys

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stop fucking posting

are you saying it's not okay to be vox?
wow dude

youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8

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baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)

simon and garfunkel round when

>there will NEVER be a minimap for bagelstation

The funny thing is that it would take 30s to fix.

So, does the bunsen burner serve any prouporse?. I don't play since 5 months ago, i came to test new things in the test server.

It's broken. It's supposed to be used for large artifacts but you need a whole 10 gas loads, or 3 plasma loads, for a single analysis.

darn. not my worst malf but not my best either. was fun while it lasted

So many things went wrong but you did great, AI.

>be librarian
>service has its giant head up its ass the entire time
>be botanist + chef the whole shift
>later on power dies, comms fail, get the malf message
>reach AI and dick around a bit
>get lasered to death by a teammate
I didn't even get to have fun, fuck's sake

>tfw you accidentally an innocent person and ruin everything

well I'm done playing this game for a while

sorry Librarian

>teammate
What did he mean by that, /ss13g/?

telescience is actually the easiest thing in the fucking world, wow

>3 plasma loads
l-lewd

>two people slipped and fell into the autoborger
>this caused the comeback
Hahaha holy shit, I take back what I said about last round, this was the stupidest fucking thing.

Just me being retarded as usual

>both borgs are loaded off into lockers and thrown into space (both didn't know how to escape lockers)
>AI still wins by the power of slips and the autoborger

God damn, son.

wasn't playing, but can borgs escape lockers?

Yes, by resisting. I didn't even know until the other borg figured it out at the last second.

December 5th!

Remember remember!

Go in to your verb tabs (I think IC?) and hit "resist." Just because the HuD button isn't there doesn't mean they still can't.

what did he mean by this