/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #167

Fic where the whole Literature Club gets fucking wasted together when?

Suicide pact for thread 200?

best gril

Misumi!

Goddamit, NO! Bad user! No suicide pact!

>Literally copy pasted the op because someone else claimed to be making a bread
This is why I don't tell people before I make threads anymore.
Lazy as fuck op.

Fic where they all start aggressively, drunkenly hitting on MC when?

we're entering bold new territory here:
Mommy Mindflayer Monika gf
all the tender loving of a mommy gf and you can sucky milky while she erases the horrible memories that you think about when you try to fall asleep

ON IT

19th for spoons

Sounds good to me
i just need to know how the fuck i assemble the exit bag

I could write that. Sounds like fun. Any ideas?

> she erases the horrible memories
She could make a killing as a therapist for PTSD and related stuff

What? Copying the OP is what you do when you make a new thread, I also removed all the (embed)s

They mix hydrogen with oxygen nowadays.
It's apparently better for companies to virtue signal instead of letting anons leave this hell without turning into vegetables.

SPOOOOONS

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

"beep boop... eheh."

Reminder that Danlet is hugely incompetent.

Wrapping your arms around Monika's waist after a hard day at work!

My schedule next month looks pretty full.

Just buy a shotgun.
Not a burger? Build a shotgun from $5 of hardware store supplies.

seieki!

need a dispenser here

The op is a litmus test and you failed it.
Congrats dumbass Monika poster.

>look up how dog dicks work
Also, hyped for guro on the 30th.

There is nothing good in my life. Nobody cares about me, and I don't care about anything. I go to community college using taxpayer money because I couldn't stand being a NEET anymore after only 2 years. In a year and a half I'll have to either drop out or go into debt transfering to a real college. There's no way I will be able to hold down any kind of serious job after I graduate, and if I drop out then I'm back to NEETlording. I want to die but I'm scared. Sometimes I wish I could just go insane. Like batshit laughing and crying at the same time because I think the color of the wall I was talking with changed insane. I wouldn't have to worry about being happy anymore. Reality wouldn't matter and I would be free. Instead I'm here, with full potential to be happy or sad but finding only misery. I thought I witnessed a bright dawn when my miserable high school years ended, but it was just the sunset. Once the twilight years ended no moon rose. Everything is black now. I'm scared.

>anal Monika made it

>I hope you don't think I'm weird... or anything!
>I don't normally do this kind of stuff!

Yes!

But i don't want to make a mess
I would try overdose again but i already fucked it up one time and it was awful fuck clonazepam

Cancer!

*helium

>look up how dog dicks work
I started laughing so hard I choked on the water I was drinking.

Shit, cant pull the plug until i see the 10th with my own eyes

Wait is he actually shipping keychains now?

Natsuki sneaking a love letter into your bag every week and saying it's a prank!

>no monster girl

Adorable

What do the gears mean?

Just drive out to your local wasteland/badlands/desert/bumfuck nowhere and do it.
I'm serious, it's the best way to go now that exit bags are out of the question.

I wish I could tell you "we're all gonna make it" user, but honestly I'm in the same boat. I'm just coasting through college until my dad gets sick of tolerating me in his apartment. Hopefully I'll have a proper degree by then, and hopefully it'll help me find work. But if not, I'm gonna be either homeless or a chandelier eventually.

I'd spoon that spoon.

>Natsuki NTR
Oh no.

only one thing to do friend

>love letter prank
I'll break them in front of her because I'll believe it's an actual prank

They fight over MC at one point (mostly by tugging on him)
Either Sayori or Natsuki start literally clinging to his leg (maybe both), impeding his movement
Somebody starts grinding on MC
Maybe they all start competitively grinding on MC
Yuri and Natsuki probably drunkenly make out
Sayori probably starts crying
Monika, in a drunken fit of anger, attempts to delete one of the girls. Instead she deletes something else completely random that leads to her tripping or something
I'm kinda just imagining them walking back from a bar in my head but you could try putting this in a different setting as well.
Also I've realized I'm just writing drunken shenanigans instead of hitting on MC
Natsuki SWEARS they have to hit this cool place to eat
Sayori starts excessively cursing and giggles when she does
Karaoke
Natsuki's a lightweight so she passes out first, then Sayori, then Yuri. Monika reveals she could've stopped being drunk at any time.
Uhhhh
Those are my ideas

Life isn't a cycle, user, it's a spiral, and you can make it gradually rise or fall. Don't believe in the "time is cyclical" bullshit. You can get better, if gradually.

Writefags I need mindflayer Monika very badly

looking forward to Christmas eve

Hello, and welcome back everyone! I hope you're all having a lovely day/night.
It's a fine night for poetry, don't you think? I sure do!
Apologies for my tardiness!

Tonight's word of the thread is "float"!
Alternatives are 'pact', 'raid', and 'unknown'.

So! If you're new to this, welcome! If you're a veteran, welcome back! The idea of this activity is to encourage and inspire anyone that may want to write a poem (or any form of literature really) by giving topics to write about! If you're one of those people, please consider using this word of the thread as your theme or guide! The words are meant to be taken in any way you interpret them, so feel free to stretch it a little. Once you're done writing a poem, share it with us here! I always love reading them all and I'm sure others do as well. Plus, writing poetry is just fun in general! Don't be shy~

Monika!

>You've been getting anonymous love letters for weeks now
>Natsuki has been leaving the club early as well
>One day you finally find her putting the said letters on your bag
>She gets visibly flustered and start spilling her spaghetti

Fuck it fine I'm listening, these things sound like they blend but I don't see how this works.
It sounds like 1 character needs to hold up an entire story while the other is just a husk.

>My Christmas request made it
I literally cannot wait user~

Alright everyone, I'm done for the night. I'm exhausted and really need to get my sleep schedule intact again.

I'll plug it again to get some feedback: I'm writing yet another Yuri fic. This one is going to be a real doozy, proud owner of THREE warning tags in the pastebin!
And for good reason-this fic, while not complete yet, will contain rape, torture, murder, necrophilia and worst of all, femdom. Reader beware!
pastebin.com/kjBfBiNm

Please don't read if you know from those warnings that it will upset you. It's not my goal to upset anyone with my writing, though this one's barely scratched the surface yet.
Good night /ddlc/!

>Yuri bondage
>Yuri BBW
>Yuri yuri
>Yuri hypno
>Yuri public
>Yuri beast
my dick will not survive the coming month
Bless you and godspeed

I love how there's all these people telling people not to kill themselves at that things will get better and then there's this guy

>Natsuki Incest

There was this time i saw a show about morgue and shit and there was this guy who fucked up blasting his head
it was scary as fuck
maybe that's the reason i don't wanna use a shotgun
overdose by heroin sounds fine tho

You don't have to die user I believe you still can find happiness in the world. Maybe find a trade or labor job. Something easy but fulfilling, it might help you get back on track and feel better about yourself.

Dock dicks hide in the dog's sheathe. They're pretty cylindrical, but taper at the end, hence the name "Red Rocket." They have a "knot" at the end that they use to plug their dick into females, effectively blocking semen from coming out. Its to maximize pregnancy chance for female dogs, and maximize cumflation for female women. Knotting happens at the end, and dogs can continue pumping semen into the girl for quite a bit of time. Then they'll quite literally 'pop' out. Sometimes you can hear it.
Ovipositors are mostly used by insects (I think) to lay eggs by directly transferring eggs into the receiver. Most porn depicts it like large beads traveling up the length of a pulsating member into the other party, like over-sized anal beads. Then later they hatch. Usually the other party's stomach will swell, like they're pregnant.
Thats the first things that come to mind when I thought it was a good idea to try and explain those to you if you didnt know about them.
So wait should I still write the bestiality fic if you're covering it?

>Hypnosis
Well it might be go-
>Mutual
Goodness me

OD via opioids is a pretty good way to go, yea.

I'm not okay with this.

...

eyy my bbw request is on there
for like all two of us that enjoy it

>Natsuki knows you've been feeling down
>Sends you anonymous heartwarming letters every day
>Telling you how special you are to other people
>They border on love letters
>You keep every one of them at home
>Rereading them over and over
>Natsuki catches you reading them one day
>Asks you about them
>You get flustered and say it's a bother
>Natsuki stops writing them

hi!
how's everyone's day going?

Fuck off waifuwarfag

>Natsuki
>Weight gain
>Futa on male
>Golden shower
>Incest
>Ugly NTR

And people call us Yurifags degenerates. You Natsukifags are into some shit, it seems.

Hey I'm trying to be helpful

Reposting context

Mommy Mindflayer Monika gf giving Mind-blowing orgasms!

I love ovipositors though.
>Yuri having eggs forcefully implanted into her stomach
mm

I've been there... fuck.

>user has stressful day
>comes home with Monika
>she goes to her Mindflayer form
>feeds from him to help relieve the day's stress
>added bonus of him being her mind slave for the night, things get lewd
Something like this. user wouldn't be a mindless husk, just extremely submissive and suggestible. It would be even better from his point of view

Take more risks in your life user! Attend classes! Go to local events like concerts and fairs! Try new things!
The only reason your life is a cycle is because you're waiting for something that won't come. You have to make the change, user.

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

That's nothing compared to Sayorifags
>ice skating
>leglock
>impregnation
>blowjobs in photobooths
>bodywriting
and worst of all
>fireplace, cuddling, cocoa, snowing outside, happy, wholesome sex

Putting incest on the same level as that other shit offends me.

I think like this.
I think your end should be kept on the table as an option but you shouldn't leap for it.
It's going to be on your own terms so it should at least be what you want it to be right? Not the first option.

Crazy can still happen. I'd imagine it's more of a gibbering state of despair though. If you're confident in your doom and have already written yourself off as dead, you should be able to channel it into a mindset to use your last year to the fullest. You can come the fuck back to life one last time user.
Or at least that's how I like to see it.

New Perk Deck: Support
Gives your team buffs as your health gets lower!
Challenges players to do their best to help their team while trying desperately not to go into custody!

please do not sad

...

I would've expected bodywriting to be a Yuri thing, i remember seeing some greentexts involving it a while back

>Fatsuki
>Futa natsuki
>Lesbo natsuki
>Pissing (on?) natsuki
>Incest with natsuki
>Ugly bastard NTRsuki

All we can hope for is to be "Stronger" Anons. I'm sorry, but there's not much we can do to change the world we live in. I feel that all we can do for now is hope for the best and try to learn as much as we can, suffering through the days that pass us by. Struggling as well, in college. I don't know what the future brings, and I know that I won't be able to survive it long. All that really keeps me going is my self-taught masochism and cowardice.

But please remember, the night is darkest just before the dawn. IF we survive this, we can hopefully live long enough to learn how to be real people. If you want any advice from this old bag, it's that I've learned that being able to talk to people is the only real skill I need to be able to bumble through everything, barely surviving.

Good luck, my nigger. Good luck to us all... ;-;

Ruined by the race difference.

Is albino a race now?

Hey I am one of those, glad it got in.