/owg/ - Overwatch General

I'm going to marry T.racer!

>fix never ever

>fuck u doomfist
dont hear that every day

>Guys what if we put this close combat fighter in a FPS game who's also DPS and his standard skin is being half naked LOL

Is ranking up a fucking thing is this game holy shit

Waifu garbage NEEDS to stop

>hit reg still fucked
This will always make me mad

Waifus are the only thing that keeps this trash game afloat.

>and then they introduced the ugly shit that is Moira

Then let it sink

> inb4 the submissive male with mommy issue and femdom fetish feel attacked and spam the thread with their shitty fanart of Moira

Why the fuck do I always get the piece of shit hanzo smurfs and the enemy always gets the tryhard genji smurfs I'm fucking sick of this shit, stop having sales you fucking kike Blizzard

>Oh, and let's give him the worst gun ever made and nerf it later

>Solo EMP a Zen

YOUR GONDOLA IS USELESS

I WANT A REINHARDT SKIN THIS CHRISTMAS

Probably the most effective use of emp in single queue

Daily reminder that Moira O'Deorain is an intelligent, confident, ridiculously attractive GENETICIST, meaning she would look upon you with nothing but DISDAIN, and smugly insult you in her incredibly sexy voice before leaving the room to do something more important because healing you is simply not worth her time.

>Genji
>Not broken cancer since day one
defend this

>immune to nerfs
they already nerfed him... a lot.

What are you going to do soy"man"? Talk about the game?

These two commanders love each other. Please say something nice about them.

I wanna date Tracer!!!

Me too, user!!! Me too!!!

>people who obsess over fictional characters calling other people soyboys
best goy

Alright my good lads, where are the Tracey pics?

I hate when this happens...

In the bin where they belong

We need a serbian hero

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This guy gets it

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>sym onetrick smurf on my team in comp
Great sale kikezard

Did someone said L E N A ?

Where are my best girl (D.Va) boys???

>Get matched with retards
>Begin to carry team because I am not retarded
>Enemy team notices im carrying
>Gang bangs me to death anytime I get near the point
>Team doesn't capitalize cause retarded
>Lose

Wow really fun competitive game you got there

I stopped playing Competitive and this stopped happening to me.

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I like Gabe's hat.

Hello.

lewd lena

This thread belongs to D.Va now!

>Implying you're leaving the room before she "fixes" you

That's not very nice to post without permission.

>Ridiculously attractive
>Looks like a man

Hana pleases little old me, with her GEEGEEs. :3

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> join thread
> ugly chink posting
sad

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D.VA is mentally retarded. Please stop exploiting her sexually.

You're mentally retarded.

This is my favorite picture of D.Va!

Im not sure what this picture is implying

I wish real women had booties like Widowmaker.

Pretty good!

They do in the afterlife user

Mine's this one. (At least, when it comes to "classic Dva", so no alternative skins or anything.)

>best D.Va skin isn't available in OW

Sad !

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If you utter the words "this is my smurf" in voicechat blizzard should ban you on the spot

>not N.Ga
This is the #RealCanonDva!

smurf my is this

Fucking disgusting, user.

>N.Ga

When will everyone stop crying about Junkrat being "overpowered".
For fucks sake, if you don't like having a mine thrown at your face then stop trying to shoot Junkrats point blank

The problem is he throws them over the whole fucking map.

Make them as heavy as Tracer's pulse bomb.

Fair enough.
Much better suggestion than all the retards who want the mines to be reduced to 50 damage and remove the second mine.

reporting in

>placed 3800
>get up to 3900
>rank decay down to 3500 because i was on vacation
>now i cant even get to 3600

sucks ass nigga.

He literally nullifies all close-quarter characters now. Why play Doomfist, Reaper, or Roadhog when Junkrat does their job better?

>she will never give you this look as you cum all over her
Life feels so pointless

Hello /owg/,

This is my waifu. I know some people won't understand but I fell in love with her. Everytime I am sad I look at pictures of her and I can hear her voice in my head. "love, D.va!".

When I think of her I get this feeling in my heart, this warmth. No 3D woman could ever let me feel like this. Every night I look up to the night sky, and wish that she would be real, so I could stop hugging my dakimakura of her and instead hold her tight in my bed. In the morning she would already be up and cooking breakfast. After a few months we would get engaged and have two or three kids. Sure, we would have lots of work, and I would work maybe 2 jobs to give her the luxuary she deserves but I would do so smiling, knowing I would make her happy. Then when our children finally all moved out, we would take some time off and see the world. Paris, Venice, Naples, New York, Sydney, Jerusalem, Hong Kong and so on. I already see us at old age in our garden, drinking coffee while looking at the sunset. Who knows, maybe even Espresso.

>Lose because our mccree is a mercy main smurf
great sale, thanks blizzkikes

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I get this look from women in RL all the time lmao

Before or after they call the police?

Why lie, and on the internet of all places?

What if he's just casually walking down the market not even raping them?

Tracer is a boy! A BOY!

>Who knows, maybe even Espresso.

Threadly reminder that defense hero are underpowered annoying pieces of shit besides junkrat, he's a borderline overpowered annoying piece of shit that add nothing to the game beside enabling cancer shitter comps and that removing them will only make the game better symmetra included, i still don't know about widowmaker

Yes, a boy(female). With a male vagina.

A very straight and cute boy.

I will only play "Moira" if he agrees to play Space Oddity on-screen.

Just wanted you all to know that I harbor very strong affections for Moira.

How is Mei underpowered?

>team literally will not group up ever
>winston diving deep into the enemy deathball, alone, every time
>bastion who keeps trying to go for le epic flank alone even though everyone else is trying to fall back

Widow doesn't belong in this game. Mei and Junkrat are irredeemable. Torbjorn is fine, bastion is fine. Remove scatter from Hanzo, give him a new arrow like helix rocket and reduce sonic's cooldown by a few seconds.

and reduce Hanzo's fire rate so people stop complaining about spam

That's why you buy a sit emote, the enemy is more likely to be friendly and let you ride out the loss with them