/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

THREE
MOTHERFUCKING
QUARTZ

I don't even have a particular interest in Jeanne Horchata but she's really cute.

I prefer the Alter versions on almost every case, actually.

fuck off r*ddit

If you seriously can't find the time to take a shit and do a run of hands, you're fucking retarded.

THE SAINT!

>people got more upset at the early thread lolifag than the lizfag
I guess early threads are always bad, huh?

Please send the five Brynfags in this thread your support!
It's almost their turn and they need all the help they can get!

You don't fuck with the natural order

Give me your transfer code and password and I'll use the AP for you.

Quick!
Post THAT image or you won't roll that 5* you want!

literally who?

This but without lewd doujin pic.

The guy spammed the same early thread multiple times, of course he'd piss people off.
What bothers me is just that people are retarded enough to respond instead of just ignoring and/or reporting him. Attention is exactly what he wants.
But yes, early threads are always bad.

SHOULD I USE QUARTZ ON THANKSGIVING FOR GIL OR SAVE FOR CHRISTMAS??????

Why is it that people want to drink Servant pee?

Do you want Jack more than you want Gil?

it's a great way to earn negative attention from the mods.

Good job
Will answer to my call in summer!

do you want Mongrel Meister or Loli Assassin?

>people STILL wanting to roll on a painfully mediocre servant only because he's from the main series and high on the memelist because of merlin that we won't see for over a year

People get actually upset over this so of course they are going to reply to some of them, the ones that don't will just move on accordingly to the shitposter, though. That's why even if ironically, the lizfag won.

Gil
cause someday Jack is going to be a shit while Gil is still at the top.

I just want pancakes, but if I have to drink Lily's pee, I'm down.

>less people in the early thread than here
This thread is still shit, but at least /alter/ is learning.

Fluffy Servant

Jalter when

Stop making me cum to Medb.

Getting really obnoxious now.

When you go back my friend.

Fuck

Replying does nothing but give them what they want. You shouldn't do it, it just encourages them.
If people just go along with them, that's on them, they're going directly against what a mod specifically told us to do.
Just make a thread at bump limit and migrate to it. Even if someone already made a thread, even if a few idiots are posting it, just make the thread properly and migrate. If mods then delete the wrong thread, that's when you can complain.

>No male who has been captured by Medb's chariot can escape it. The inside is a Reality Marble, a nest of love that will not let them free until the deed is over.

Why don't any other Servants have a Noble Phantasm that forces its target to have sex with them?

Posting best girl in the non early thread.

Medea's warm piss going directly into my mouth.

So what are you guys planning to do if you don't roll Jack?

Dumb Male master

Vive la France!

I really like Mashu

>gil needing Merlin to be good
Must hurt to have not have two 2030s and a waver

Use 3 command spells.

Dumb. Male. Master.

how did you manage to find yourself in this predicament shounen?

Be happy if I got two copies of Marie.

dumb male master

taking down DW once and for all

>two threads made five minutes of each other
>both made early (by 40 posts and 10 posts)
Nani?

Your hand slip, buddy? It's cool.

You are doing it too right now, though, and the vast majority doesn't mind it to begin with. No other way to enforce this directly unless Veeky Forums rules are drastically changed to affect this or generals cycle like sticky threads, because as long as a general increases in posters, its declining will be more and more noticeable.

Say it with me
DUMB

What are the reddit terminologies for this game?

Good job on giving them the (You)s they wanted, thus encouraging them to keep going, you bright individual, you genius of our age, you modern Aristotle.

There is no "not getting Jack" user.

>male
DUMB

Saintly Ghosts, Slaves, Special Quarters, Nature's Prophet, etc.

Loli thread deleted.
Rejoice.

Roll
Servant
Pick up Summon
Jeanne Alter
Santa Alter

MALE

MALE

>those hips

THE FIGHT FOR THIS FISH IS A FIGHT TO THE DEATH

Why Martha is so bad. Need high level skill to be kinda useful and Weakass NP

the snek

Jalter
Salter
Banner
Pull

Which Servants have the best pee?

Rateup
Heroic Spirit
Command Spell
Noble Phantasm

>those disproportional legs

*record scratch*
*freeze frame
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this embarassing situation...

>getting cornered by a shitty servant
I really hope you did that on purpose

>ara ara ma ma

Why cant she come out in NA NOW

How much money will she make?

DUMB

>early thread deleted
AHAHAHA TANOSHII

if you can't pull out a win with Yew Bow, you don't deserve the (yew)

>have a pending ban request on me right now
>but the posters making early threads don't
>but the posters begging for source don't
>but the posters making four generals at the same time don't
I'm glad this is still the worst board

This is my favorite Fate image and it always will be

I love you snekposter

None because she came too soon after waga shitshow

What did you post that's worse than all of those?

Fluffy Lizard

I forget to switch to farm party

Lily, Kiyo and Caesar
Caesar is fat so his is extra savory

Just half a year bro. We lasted 6 months, we an do another.

What, going along with it?
I'm only in this thread 'cause it's preferable to the other one. This one was, what, 3 posts early? Something relatively insignificant, compared to the other one which was 40 or so posts early.
And I haven't responded to an early thread at any point that I can recall. I just report and move on until a proper-(ish) thread is made.

the other SAINT!

W H E N

I like this Fate image.

COME TO ME, KING OF THE MOUTAIN

I made the joke collage last thread, probably that somehow.

Stop making me like Medb.

>Banner
What else are you supposed to call them?

>tfw you will never be best bros with Kintoki
Feels extremely not golden.

I don't think there's any 5*s coming soon that I particularly want, so have a cute Ushi.