>be 1.5 million in debt

Do I kill myself now or later?

just declare yourself bankrupt

how did you get to that point

Win it all back through gambling of course

>Move to debt heaven state.
>Liquidate assists.
>Declare bankruptcy.
Also, how did you get 1.5 mil in debt, user?

That's an impressive feat on its own.. a lot of people couldn't do that if they tried.

flee the country

double down. all in on red, user. you can do it!!! DON'T KILL YOURSELF!

gotta make sure they don't extradite to the US

1.5 million iranian rials?

Quick rundown on your situation OP before killing yourself

At least wait for the frnch election and see if you can make it back....

this

How the fuck did you manage that in the first place?

Chinese gambling syndicate?

GG abandoning your own thread, faggot.

Kill yourself NOW.

>OP is ded
F

You have to shoot your way out of debt. Like Max Payne or some shit.

Get more debt, duh.

"If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem."

You better not be some investment banker who just triggered another recession. That would really ruin my day.

What in the goddamn did you do OP
You could probably sell the movie rights to your life

>implying half of Veeky Forums isn't chomping at the bit to buy stocks at bargain bin prices.

keep getting loans from those fuckers until you own the bank
then when they ask you about the debt - fire their dumb asses

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Rob ze bank

RIP In Piece, OP.

implying it actually happened

Go bankrupt, start over fresh, ezpz

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fuck it just become a career criminal at that point

Chapter 7 bankruptcy

Yeah. It's like those people that managed to get over 600 pounds it's kind of impressive at that point.

i wish i was in the position to potentially get into 1.5 million dollars of debt, sheesh

It worked for fedex, so why not?

buy 1.75 million bitbean and you can pay it off in a year

That's what I'm tawkin 'bout.

I knew a guy that was over a million in debt. He started flipping houses and had the bright idea to flip 8 at once. He just bought them all the same day so the banks didn't notice. Then the recession happened and he lost everything, his wife divorced him, he fucked up her credit and his parents credit. He became a bit of a celebrity in the debt circle around that time.

Not sure how he got out of it.