/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #170

Dearest Friend Edition
Previous Thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
/ddlc/ sings "Your Reality": youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>I'm sorry Sayori
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=5o7DxSRhXds
pastebin.com/JArCn6EA
pastebin.com/VZ8ywJjC
pastebin.com/YxpX9vxn
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Sayori is a dummy.

Inkeeper Monika!

Natsuki!

CRASHING THIS THREAD
How do you handhold your Doki?

how do i become like monika

doki doki!

Sayori is our dummy though!
We love her!

Early best girl

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Why else did the game reset?

Because Monika wanted MC out of jail and back in the club.

middle row, left

the perfect combination of protecting her hand with yours but also locking them in equal partnership.

this is how I would hold Natsuki's hand.

mommy

Take her essence into you. Become her.

Middle row, middle. My HEART man

sayori is just a friend to me though.

yuri is the only one for me!

About a maid I'll sing a song,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
About a maid I'll sing a song
Who didn't have her clubmates long.
Not only did she do them wrong,
She did everyone of them in, them in,
She did everyone of them in.

When the game's plot was young,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
When the game's plot was young,
She made your childhood friend high strung.
And let you see her corpse get hung,
And then let Act 2 begin, begin
And then let Act 2 begin.

She made the quiet one quite unwise,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
She made the quiet one quite unwise,
But the she caught her by surpise.
Then stabbed herself before your eyes,
With her face in a hideous grin, a grin
Her face in a hideous grin

She deleted the loli without regret,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
She deleted the loli without regret,
Ate her last cupcake and then reset,
And then when she had nothing left,
Declared that this was her win, her win,
Declared that this was her win.

And when at last the player came by,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
And when at last the player came by,
Her little pranks she did not deny,
To do so she would have had to lie,
And lying, she knew, was a sin, a sin,
Lying, she knew, was a sin.

I love her too

the empowering feeling of fuzzy socks.

The second one it shows i how much i love holding her and how i will protect and project our love

Dokis love Link!

Top row, middle. I like feeling her fingers in mine.

That Monika response is sweet.

My buddy. Same goes for me and Monika. Atleast i would, if i didn't have a sweating problem with my hands.

Top row middle for more passionate moments.
Middle row left for moments of laziness and melancholy.
Maybe bottom row middle, too.

Love her always.

Every other thread until Christmas!

I won't be mad if someone makes a SeaShantyAnon trip, desu...this was pretty good.

Show this to the Danlet. I want to see his thoughts.

They fucked later

Sheepyori says you can have your doki in real life for your whole life on the condition that she may possess your body whenever she likes and commit atrocities to further her grasp upon your mortal world!
Do you agree?

He didn't respond to my first one, why would he respond now?
Danlet HATES his fans, confirmed.

heh heh

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Reminder that monika did nothing wrong

also goodnight you wholesome fucks

He just don't want to interfere.

Okay, everyone! The president's late, so I'll be handling it this morning! Welcome to the literature basement!

The word of the thread is "Visage"! Could it be a mask? Is it the truth that lies underneath? Or is one and the other the same?
Alternatives are "Honey", "Wave" and "Road"!

For those curious, these words are prompts for people who want to try their hand at literature but are suffering from some minor creative blockage! Poetry, short stories and other such things are welcome and encouraged, in both writing and critique and commentary!
Remember that the most important part is to have fun! We look forward to witnessing your creations!
Monika?


youtube.com/watch?v=5o7DxSRhXds

Top middle is the only acceptable choice

As long as no harm comes to me or my doki. No monkeys paw situations.

He might just be shell shocked after seeing the keychain hotglue.

but what if I just want to be a humble Sheepyori farmer tending to my flock

Goodnight, user!

You love wholesome don't you, squidward?

yes but if my doki is sayori do i get the human or the sheep one?

I'm still shocked
The madman really did it

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A fellow shepherd among us?

So what you're saying is to try again?

You can have the human one
It will be weird for her when she finds out a sheep version of her needs to take over you and torch a monastery or something though. Worth considering telling her up front.

Your terminology for slave amuses Sheepyori. You can give her food and hugs when she isn't laying waste to your species

Next thing i know, he blocks you.

O-oh... I was just about done too, ahaha...
To be honest though I wasn't expecting the new thread so soon, so it's whatever.
Have a nice night, everyone!
Monika!

>9gag

Yes, pretend to be the audience he was actually after with this FNaF meets Katawa bullshit.

Monika and Sheepyori fighting for omnipotence! Who will be the last president standing?!

>9gag
Could you please use another site?
Anything but that one

Good night, user. Sweet dreams.

Veeky Forums

Have a nice night Anons i gotta get ready for school tomorrow take care i love Sayori and i love these threads!

So you mean he'll acknowledge me?
Thanks boss.

Too late. I'm sorry user.

You guys need to exchange contact information or something. Good night, Monkianon!

Have a nice night, user. Sweet dreams.

Have a great night Monikanon!

Veeky Forums has literal baby boomers who started /pol/ recently though

oh..Its fine I guess
Dont worry about it

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I love her too.

i want monika to delete me

Here's mine, redone in better fonts.

I thought you were either asleep or doing something away from wi-fi. Forgive me. I will be destroyed. Have a good night, monikanon!

It says he's been offline for nine hours, so I thought he was in public.

monika's thighs!

...

4am's a decentish time to go to bed I guess
Goodnight /ddlc/, you were my whole day but that just means you were also the no contest best part

holy shit, ash Natsuki when?

Why do all of the Monika responses on these things make my heart tremble?

>spending all day on Veeky Forums
>in one thread too

wew lad

...

Goodnight user
Sleep well

Does anyone have that fic where monika tries different stockings for the MC?

Night man. Sleep well!

Yeah I blame nobody but myself for getting beaten to the punch, ahaha...
Don't worry about it though, I was rushing it anyways so it's probably for the best.

I dunno man, when I write her's I either make a joke about how she likes cheap strategies or think of the best pick-up line I can come up with.

pastebin.com/JArCn6EA

[spolier]I didn't write this I just wanted to help[/spoiler]

Only one thing left to do now, I suppose.

It's not in the pastebin?

Wow, never had anyone ask for my fics before. I'm flattered!
Thanks user, saved me the trouble.

Also, Nonlewd Yuri fic coming soon

Who else is watching Nyanners stream doki doki

I had no idea she was still in the e-celeb business.

Thanks!

Didnt saw it, but im almost blind so is ok

Good stuff my man

Care to give details?

I'm down for anything non lewd
and I need some good yuri fics to read

Thanks man, here's my other story in case you missed it in the last couple days another Monika lewd
pastebin.com/VZ8ywJjC

It's a first date to a classy event. Not wholesome, but not lewd. If I can write quick and well enough, I might have it done tonight.

TIME TO SHILL MY FIC
It's about Yuri inviting over to her house to meet her parents and you finding out shes rich af. I got inspiration from this pic.]
pastebin.com/YxpX9vxn

Natsuki lovers where you at!

>Yuri Caveira when?

Thanks, user! I've been meaning to read this; just kept forgetting I guess

Don't strain yourself! gotta keep yourself healthy for your doki

My dog has cancer. She is sadly going to die.
Please, post your cutest Doki Dokis to cheer me up.

...

Shit man I'm really sorry to hear that.
Ayy I hope you like it

I'm sorry to hear that
We'll be here for you

I'm sorry, user.

>Nyanners stream

it will be okay user

I'm sorry that you're going through this. I hope this can help.

Didn't mean to quote that.