/owg/ - Overwatch General

I WANT A REINHARDT SKIN THIS CHRISTMAS

>not smashing as if trying to break her hip
>thinking Ana is that delicate
user pls

Reminder that the majority of mercy players are either girls or trannies.

I'd want her to shove the rocket up my ass

>bastion Reinhardt cheese comp
>bastion never sits on the paylod
Do this people have some form of brain damage?

I want Rein Santa with Ana Mrs. Claus.

this ;)

>punch Mercy into wall on PTR
>slides off

wow nice """fix""" there blizzard

I'd want her to get a new legendary skin soon.

How rough does she like it?

Please don't give Junkrat a vagina Blizzard. Us Australians need a good character to represent us.

>have gold objective time >90% of games and objective kills almost as often

That'd be the best.
Shame Blizzard will just release another Mei skin with an added emote and not actually good stuff.

>Load up into game
>Lock in Widowmaker on attack
>Whining from team to play soldier or swap to some healer cause they have a better Hanzo
>Everytime I try to enjoy this game why.jpg
>Kill mercy first frag of the game
>Clean up and start the escort
>Our Pharah decides to go in and dies
>Enemy team wiped us off the objective, I retreat
>Team starts moaning again about my pick
>Regoup and killed the Mercy instantly
>Quiet dude playing Moira breaks silence from whole game to say good job.
>Near the end of the escort, get 5 frags
>Whiners silent.jpg
>potg 3 headshots and 2 finishes

Next time I play I'm going to record this shit, top level keks

Will return for youtube links

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Threadly reminder to bully retarded Korean girls.

that misleading thumbnail. Thought it was an onahole.

Anyone know where I can find a purple fleshlight?

>Quiet dude playing Moira breaks silence from whole game to say good job.

Easiest way to shut everyone up and make them focus on actually winning. Bonus points if the kill is within 10 seconds of the doors going down.

teleporting my team off the map as symmetra never gets old. how do people get pissed off whenever they die that way?

>Quick Game
Halarious!

>Competitive
You're an asshole.

Same for Mei's and that god damn Wall

>feel sad
>play Overwatch to make myself feel better
>finish game
>still feel empty inside

This

She got one. It was just crap.

are we gonna be able to customize our hud as well or are they keeping it exclusive to the league?

>finish game
>feel angry
fixed

I want to bully Tracer until she cries!

>make Junkrat tranny
>give him buff with extra bomb that is filled with his radioactive period blood that explodes everywhere
>if enemy is exposed to it and not healed within the next thirty seconds they die due to bacterial infection

Is this progressive?

>Mei in my team blocks my ult
Why is this shit allowed?

You're late user.

Easy

Just assassinate some robot guy wearing sand people garb

That or just be french

who the fuck are you? his boss? he can clock in whenever he damn well pleases

Mei's meis!

>about to punch Ana
>Mei places a wall behind her and I get extra damage

thanks Mei bros

Because you communication is shit and you didn't let your team know that you were ulting.

How this game became so boring just in one year?

user
Is
Late

Yeah I'm sorry, would have liked to post earlier.
Thread is still pretty fresh though, figured I'd post either way

>Everyone speaking english in the game
>Mei says something in that terrible language Simple Chinese

>do this once in QP
>just messing around having fun
>actually playing sym properly trying to win
>get perma banned 2 hours later

You're not allowed to have fun in this game because some PC cuck will get offended and go cry to mommy.

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It's fine, Tracer forgives you.

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They probably won't go with Santa, but would rather go with the Krampus.

"We have GOT to move the payload everybody!"
"Boydongwah"
"don't moo-ve"
"shiangshzi kodowah"
"sorry.. sorry-sorry-a-MEI-zing"

>giving Junkrat another bomb

No.

They add the bare minimum when it comes to interesting content. Hell, they just reused the same events as last year with only adding cosmetics.

cute

can we post more cute

>can we post more cute
>posts ugly annoying voice dyke
?

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Sure.

stop being racist

This general needs more cuteposting.

>Doomfist fixes address two major issues and two QoL issues
>The biggest issues get an "I dunno I guess we'll let you know in the future"
>People still line up to suck Blizzard's dick over it

Threadly reminder that defense hero are underpowered annoying pieces of shit besides junkrat, he's a borderline overpowered annoying piece of shit that add nothing to the game beside enabling cancer shitter comps and that removing them will only make the game better symmetra included, widowmaker simply doesn't belong in this game

>widowmaker doesn't belong in this game
Agreed.

Stop spamming.

It was some user suggestion last thread, i updated my shitpost because i was still uncertain about widowmaker

Widowmaker is more Unique than Soldier is

What belong in the game according to you?

People are so bitter it's funny.

When overwatch came out i never knew that in less than to years i will return to shit fortress 2, because it has way more to offer. Fucking blizzard cant make anything right, fuck.

Nerf this!

shut up cunt YOU'RE bitter

Are cosplaying doggos cute?

brap

>Doomfist still not un-gutted even after the devs acknowledged he's both bug riddled and underpowered

hanzo looks like the type of nigga that'd play a trombone

Same

Not him but im 26 and going grey/bald... pls explain

The problem is he's a melee character, but they gave his abilities tiny hitboxes. His punch has a smaller hitbox than Mercy's pistol, meaning he's basically just a Widowmaker that uses himself as the bullet.

I've had grey hairs since 17, some people just have shit genes that shouldn't be passed on

it's not racist to be critical of a language

>mei will be putting a rock in this one in less then a month

They said he was bugged. Expect him to get a small nerf anyway.

It literally and unironically is in 2017

They're probably gonna be paid dlc if that happens.
They already did this with the league skins.

>heroes design and story should be more important then the actual gameplay
She is a sniper that is unreachable by more then half the cast. Now take your reddit space back where you came from

Your most played hero attempts to have sex with your second most played hero. How does this go down?

All they had to do was reduce some of the weirder aspects of his fist hitbox, like hitting people way above or below you which made little sense. They instead made it require ridiculous amounts of precision which is shitty in the complete opposite direction.

They also could have just nerfed the punch damage and buffed the other abilities so he isn't just a one trick pony with escape options. That way getting hit by a retardedly large hitbox is less frustrating.

mccree and hanzo

Yosh.

thats pretty dang cute user

>Zen
>Tracer
I have no idea but it's most likely a disaster.

Lena isn't a dyke, she's a lesbian, there's a difference.

Is it really?

>Lucio attempts to have sex with 76

I don't think he'll be successful.

>Zarya
>Mei
Fantastic!

>Not wanting to be a Silver fox.

Just because you say it is, it isn't

Here is why

You can't change your race
You can change your language

It's immoral to be prejudice about something someone cannot change

It's unethical to be prejudice about something someone can change

Do I hate races that developed in the Orient? No

Do I hate hearing the bone grinding acoustics of Simplified Chinese? Yes

Do I hate the Korean language? No

Japenese? No.

Is this really racism?

Zen is a monk and Tracer a lesbian. Don't you think so too?

>Is this really racism?

Yes