League of Legends General - /lolg/

universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/champion/varus/
"Beware a man with nothing to lose."
"I'm on borrowed time."
"I am forsaken."
>Looks at his locket when he recalls
>already has a canon comic of when he was RELEASED
>that official RIOT made thing is no longer canon but is officially made

> Brave little yordel
> Magical big hammer

Mods should move /lolg/ to

>screencapping your own reply

Ok, I laughed.

Gays can't feel the same romantic love that us straight folk feel. So it really doesn't make a lot of sense, since they'd have a very weak, basic love. If you can even call it love.

>this kills the gay

I'm not homophobic or anything so I don't mind that Varus is now 2 gays combined with a bow but did they really have to include that flashback scene where Kai rims Valmar? It seemed kinda inappropiate.

>only faggots play varus
>varus becomes faggots
Like pottery.

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They had a naked hot tub scene of Darius with what’s her name. Are you against equal representation?

kek

please God tell me Tryndamere isn't going to be touched to be the former lover of Aatrox or some shit
he can't be touched right?
youtu.be/g7FzTFROtAI

>TFW no female Kayn
>TFW Rhaast won't corrupt fem Kayn by making her aroused and making her want to suck Zed's dick and get gangraped by noxian soldiers
Why did riot waste that much potential?

yep she was reworked into a demon that attract evil straight males into thinking they'd get sex with her so she can chop them into mincemeat
amazing

you're so wrong it's actually kind of hilarious

that was the Penny Arcade comic right?

>they made darius straight
>the made varus out of 2 gays
It wasn't supposed to be like this

>the whole point of Urgot's rework was to keep him niche, but updated with the game
>now hes strong as shit pretty much all game, and drawing no bans at the moment

RAISE THEM UP ON CHAINS

>his heartlight
>the power of their love
Holy shit why is lgbt pandering always so “pure” and “perfect?” It sounds way too fucking forced and cheesy to be in anything let alone a fighting arena.

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>this gay shit not getting downvoted on youtube
>all the positive fag comments
Why im living in this timeline

are darkins the gayest thing of league now?

It's a scientific fact. Not that fags can understand science either. It's astounding how different they are from normal people.

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Because gay love is purer than breeder "love"

>The presence of a confirmed gay couple makes a game better

What kind of fucked up logic is that? This place is teeming with faggots and it fucking sucks.

Darius’s sexuality’s was unknown because his love life was never talked about. Varus has a wife and straight. It’s not the same.

10/10 adc main and i dont even own that stupid ass champ

youtu.be/6OWq38TikzU

>Having a reddit account.
M8 if you need it at all then just bookmark the useful pages. Jesus fucking christ.

>Varus is gay

But that's wrong.

Are all of you retarded?

fucking pathetic

>Holy shit why is lgbt pandering always so “pure” and “perfect?”
Nerd homophilia
Anyone who has lived in close proximity to fags understands the word "monogamy" doesn't exist in their dictionary

Opposite, my man. Gays can't even feel real love. Like it doesn't even register in their brains. Sad really.

Fucking nu-lore shitter
Real lore enthusiasts remember when Soraka cursed WW for literally no reason other than to be a dick.

Riot has no interest in writing deep characters.

>this entire thread

gays are to be tolerated and pitied, not celebrated

might as well kill yourself now

Their gay not women user

>not posting the full conversation
>it's good that they're gay because it makes homophobes mad!

just create a bait thread on /pol/ and they will jump on it lol

youtube.com/watch?v=RAA1xgTTw9w

Thank god they finally cucked the game so hard I might be gone forever when I uninstall this time.

It's actually otherwise. Take a look at leddit's post about the lore. It's all against this sort of gay shit.

It's true thought, judging by all the people assblasted about this on here and /v/

>Jhin's demeanor and behavior makes it obvious that he's far from straight.

You people will never understand the call of true Dandyism.

this shitty video game lore makes me so angry

grrr!

why kms when i can take 50 faggots with me?

WHEN WILL IT END?

Well if Vi/Cait are les their thing is definitely NOT "pure and perfect". Maybe that just means Vi is bi.

he was killing people left and right

Because Islam is wrong

it's really controversial (which is why you sort the comments by Controversial for maximum juicy anger), and kinda convulted
there's a "yeah a lgbt champion thanks riot!" comment with -13 points but other similar comments in the positive

Jhin is confirmed asexual/gunsexual

Jhin's demeanor and behavior makes it obvious that he's a psychopath.

>"yeah a lgbt champion thanks riot!"
because these posts are so cringe

false narrative
homosex relations have the highest infidelity rates

How does Varus work as a darkin since there are 3 people in one body.

Xayah
Rakan
Lucian
Azir
Darius
Ashe
Tryndamere
Miss Fortune
Illaoi
Gangplank
Rumble
Draven
Ekko
Tristana
Jarvan
Shyvana
Quinn
Garen
Katarina
Ezreal implied

Are all champions that delved or had hints of Hetero interests. I'm not going to do the "everyone is bi until proven otherwise" thing, I will however say that those champions either canonically fucked the opposite gender or had interest in it.

Not just gay
He's double gay since there's two fags in the body

Yeah but that doesn't mean she had to get involved personally
She was just doing it to be a dick

>hey let's randomly turn a champ into 2 faggots

Nice. And they said the slippery slope was a fallacy.

Will Senna be retconned into a guy now or is the diversity quota fulfilled with just being black?

Ye but WHY does varus have to be gay?

Does this imply that future darkin champs can be any number of humans fused together? Is every one of Aatrox's delicious abs the soul of some homomancer who traded his taste for cum with a taste for blood?

>warwick is a good dog he did nuffin wrong
hello singed

universe.leagueoflegends.com/ru_ru/comic/varus/issue-1
Literally gays. In Russia there is law about no way to make gay propaganda between kids(so, no way to make any gay related things in internet)

Clearly not anymore, you were born a generation too late

WHY ARE YOU IDIOTS IGNORING THE FACT VARUS IS A SEPARATE ENTITY FROM THE HOMOS

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

STOP

POSTING

You do realize he was a gay man in denial right? He was a regular at the bar he shoot up.
You're admiring both a muslim and an homosexual you complete degenerate.

But instead they turn a good character into 2 faggots out of fucking nowhere

Love is love, there is no scientific part about it.
I've felt genuine love for people of both sexes in the past. It's that simple. There are repulsive faggots who don't understand the concept of love and just want something thick to fill their ass, or a "boypussy" they can blow their load into, but then again, you can find that same exact mentality in heteros.

You just pulled something out of your ass to either get some easy (you)'s, or this is really your thought process, and then that's your business.

I just wanted to let you know that you're wrong for several reasons.

The bow is the Darkin. It's puppet-mastering the fused body. Most of the time.

Varus isn't gay, you braindead cunt. Val and Kai are.

>inb4 they turn all darkins into gay people
here comes kayne fag to post about his zedxkayne post

BASED

no,you wrong
actions>ideals

Nobody important.

Why the fuck did Varus even need 2 fags for this shit, wasn't the body of 1 fag enough or what

Possessing multiple people seems counterproductive to me since now moron Varus has 2 homos constantly reenacting gachimuchi in his brain

That would make a good gay doujin

>including shyvana but not j4
baka

Important question: Which league girls are most likely to keep you locked in chastity?

No obviously. See Kayn. Just a boy and his Scythe.

>needing characters to give you boners when 99% of the internet is porn

kek

You think it would be obviously, considering Kayn's released not too long ago.

I'd rather have Kayn fanboying over Zed faggotry than vladfag's shitty ass Eve crackship faggotry tbqh.

user, he wrote Jarvan right above Shyvana.

Jarvan is right below tristana, Lee Sin.

>no,you wrong
Leave the west now.

then do it you fag, you're already worthless enough to think about killing yourself, might as well ruin the life of people better than you while dying.