/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #173

describe your perfect lfe with your doki

Go for it, my man. Your pirate fics are great.

for the record, I did claim baking new bread, but whatever.

Oi lads, reposting my 16 (I probably forgot one somewhere) fanfictions I've written so far:
reflectionnovels.blogspot.com/p/blog-page.html

Some lewd, some wholesome, some both and some neither.

Perfect life as it mine is right now? Or ideal life that I could create?

I want to yell Mon-ika into her vagina

Plenty of people think being a cuck is pathetic but you have to understand the proper dynamic of the bull, the cuck and the waifu in the cuckold relationship.
It's not a matter of being better or worse but just being in one's place according to one's purpose in life.
Some men are meant to fuck as many women as possible and never settle down.
Some women are sluts at heart and cannot help but crave being stuffed with dicks
Some men are unfit for sex, unfit for anything but caring and provide for someone.
In that respect they're all pieces of a puzzle that go hand in hand.
Despite being a whore, the woman is still a human, longing for companionship. Does she deserves to stay alone just because she sucks cocks everyday?
No.
Does the cuck deserves to be alone just because he can't properly fuck a woman to saves his life? No.
Does the bull deserves to be tied down to some bitch just to enjoy a wet hole to fuck?
Of course no.
The cuck gets the waifu's affection.
The waifu gets the cuck's love and support
She also gets her daily supply of dick
The bull gets his cumpdumpster
And everyone is happy

Playing Shadow the Hedgehog with Yuri as a joke!
She unironically thinks it's a good game and identifies with Shadow!

ideal

This is peak Euro posting right here.

EU hours are the fucking worst.

Quit giving them (You)s or attention.

Going out on a date with Yuri, snuggling in bed with Yuri, eating breakfast with Yuri, getting married to Yuri, having babies with Yuri, dying happy with Yuri.

But it's funny and he's clearly shitposting.

>Installing DDLC on a virtualbox so I don't ruin the only good end
The lengths I go to to make sure I get Sayori right in my C rate short stories.
Doing this writefag stuff is harder than I thought now replaying the game all over again.

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>197278104
You belong in a clinic my poor distressed friend.
No (You) for you unless you get help.
Hmm then I would say a slightly better paying job (because mine is already well paying for what it is) and a nice house maybe in the suburbs living together. Having enough money to be stable but also afford some luxuries and enough free time to spend together and love each other.

Is Monika good in a fight?

>>Installing DDLC on a virtualbox so I don't ruin the only good end
w-why would a vm affect the ending?

Natsuki has the most sex appeal out of all the dokis!

So is this general gonna be like katawa shoujo and just never die?

Ok in that case keychain user one kills Dan but user's hoodie is about Monika somehow becoming physically real and appearing in your home you might start there.
Oh God Fisto will be glorious ill have some shitposts appear from here

that was a post i copypasta'd from /d/ was curious what reaction it'd get if i autistically posted it here. quite amused that it was assumed to be Euro-posting
no distress here only being agonizingly alone

I knew you were shitposting, of course it was from /d/. Also admittedly I've been in threads enough at various times that it is true that Euro times tend to get the most futa and cuck posts, while american times get the most edgy and necro posts.

In my mind I see it like this: If I reinstall the game from main PC then its basically bringing all the dokis back to life.
Thats the last thing anyone wants to do.
Let them rest user.

Love her to aesthetically

Speaking of, is there a way to replay the game without killing my Afterstory install? Preferably without a vm. I need to do two pieces of research for my next fic. Act 1 and Friends s05e14.

Th-thanks for saying that! I'll start on it right away!

It actually does mean a lot to mean for you to say that

im not trying to be mean but that's really austistic

just play it like a normal person instead of jump through all those hoops

>Not installing DDLC on a virtual hugbox.

>tfw not enough atlantians for Atlantis hours

Shiver me timbers me mates

Now i'm imagining user and Monika visiting Gomorrah, making damn sure to not touch anyone or anything there.

Awkward and clumsy first time sex with Sayori!

getting sayori to help you because you can't figure out how to get your penis in!

>implying that I wasn't already autistic from being a writefag
I already have it all set up for messing with programming stuff.
Nothing major for me but I see your point.

No Idea dude.

Is this what being respected feels like?

I think I need to take a shower.

Just kidding, but seriously, no problem. Your concept is giving me serious Firefly vibes and I love it.

To much water in their eyes to see the shitposts.
You don't even know it's gonna be hilarious, especially since I'm making (You) the character a chaotic good hero while Monika is more so a Pragmatic and utilitarian neutral.
Not Monika user but now you make me wanna make a fic about taking Monika out dancing.

>file name
I snorted. To be honest, not only is she a normal high school girl, she solves every hostility or problem by deleting it, and that leaves her with about ten or more seconds of opening the console, finding the file of whatever is menacing her, and deleting it. I know this is bait but I'm bored.

Wait, the cook in the white glove society. Him and Natsuki having a shouting match of glass shattering proportions.

dev here, as far as I know, just installing a separate copy of DDLC should work fine, after story uses a separate save directory.

I don't usually do requests but here's one of those things maybe.
I'm actually sorry about this one.

stop I'm fangirling enough as is

The one you can convince to walk away and contemplate life because you recognize he was beaten as a child?

were you the guy that made the other DDLC webms?

you should really make some DDLC mods. i'd play the fuck outta them

The same.

youtube.com/watch?v=626OqHe3CDU

Your doki when you're starting to slack on your headpatting duties!

YOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>pic related
well done though

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

That....was actually pretty good.

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That was good. Really good. But fuck man, that kinda stung a bit.

That totally worked. Thanks, man. Good job.

Fuck.

I kind of want more.

why must you hurt me so?

It's like 4-8 AM in Yurop right now. These are SEA powerhours.

Ayy fuckin lmao, well i definitely will add him in and Monika or (You) will mention that he's kinda like Natsuki...a little too much...hopefully Natsuki isn't a cannibal...
>chamber doesn't cycle
FUCKIN REEEEEE

im not even mad

Fuck
Why

Seattle? Yeah, Man. Ballardfag here.

I thinks It'd make sense! We always picture user as an outcast who likes videogames and is socially awkward, but I think Monika must receive lots of invitations to parties since she's popular in school. What if she took user to one of these parties or they just went out to a nightclub? user wouldn't handle getting drunk and Monika would have to take care of him! Or, ir you're into Lewd, they could makeout and have sex in a dirty bathroom!

Most of them at this point, but plenty of the earlier ones were made by another user.
>you should really make some DDLC mods.
I've been considering it, but I'd need to find something that I really want to do that with.

I'm glad you all liked it/hated it.
This one is actually a bit more in-line with the greentexts/write faggotry that I usually produce.
I swear I really do love Sayori.

Stumbling around trying to orient your bodies to get your genitals even near each other!
Embarrassingly rubbing your dick futilely against her slit unable to get it in!
Needing Sayori to show you that the vaginal opening is a lot lower than you expected!
Having her grab your dick and guide it in herself!
Wondering why she isn't bleeding if it is her first time!
Needing to learn life isn't always like it is in your Doujins!
Sayori!

Lol, never mind, found out who's behind the qualityposting at these hours.

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>Having her grab your dick and guide it in herself!
i unironically had to do this with hookers a few times

I love her too
That's why it hurt so much

Same with the girl that pityfucked me.

I never even came.

I'm more wholesome so if it lead to sex it would be in the car at worst. It's hard for me to relate to not handling booze well but I still think that'd be pretty cute her teasing your drunk ass and helping you back to the car as you drunkenly flirt with her and spill your heart out to her.
Well made my man. It kills the soul!
>hookers
user...im disappoint.

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Teasing Monika about her smelly feet!

futa mommy monika!

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Never know why people go for hookers. Nice way to get fucked with STD's, even with condoms.

its hard too when you're used to porn all the time

I love her too.

Thing is, act 1 post-stories haven't really been explored. Or at least in the sense where it's MC and the club picking up the pieces, with them all coping, or comforting MC for reasons that in his case must be all too obvious. That's actually where I thought the game was going, until the meta hit, anyway.

I finally got around to playing the 'new' doom. Does anyone have any more pictures of the dokis in praetor suits?

No, a Finn. Just played the game pretty blind (just knew it was a horror game) for the first time and have stayed up since then watching dumb streamers react to it on YT.

>Wondering why she isn't bleeding if it is her first time!
W-wait what?

Im heading off take care anons its been real fun here take care!

Actually forgot to put down the point of what I was saying.

Very good work, we need some soul crushing things to balance the wholesome and lewd.

Yeah! Me too! Just user getting wasted with a few drinks and having Monika take him home and put him to bed! If you or anyone else is interested... I'd like to read a story like that! I have many ideas.

Somebody else mentioned being from Seattle a while back. I wonder how many of us there are in here?

Are you gonna write or should I my man? What other ideas?

Aww nuts. I thought I'd have a partner for the /ddlc/ #200 orgy.

I think Sayori would like sad with the happy.
At the very least, it makes you appreciate her more.

>"and you return to your drawings"
Is this all a giant metaphor and commentary on the nature of these threads? That all of us are here just wallowing within our own escapist tendencies to cope with the tragedy that is our lives? Are we better off having ended all of this so long ago and returning to reality?

user I was better off before you said anything. This got way too meta way too fast.

>You don't know what to do. beads of sweat run down your face as you shudder. The point of the knife gleams in the miniscule light in the closet.
>"user~ Did you think I wouldn't find out you avoided me to read with Natsuki? I always find out, especially with that bitches scent on you!" She laughs quietly, feverishly. The knife pokes into your gut, digging slightly through your clothes as she steps closer. Her eyes gaze up at yours, pinpricks of black against a sea of purple.
>"I love you, user. I love you too much to let you go out and hurt yourself with filthy whores like her." She spits out that word like a curse. She immediately grins again, teeth gleaming, predatory.
."I love you too much to make you learn through error. I love you too much to watch you leave. I love you too much to allow you to make mistakes when the answer is me. I love you. I love you. I love you I love you I love you..." She starts to mumble to herself, faster and faster until only gibberish and giggles flow from between her clenched teeth.
>A gulp makes its way down your throat. There's one option now. Her eyes are glazed over as she chants, you reach out your hand and make your move. She gasps as she feels your palm rest against the crown of her head.
>"A-user, wha-aaah..." She mewls as your fingers massage her scalp, playing with the roots of her hair. The knife clatters as she huddle sup to you, eyes closed.
>"Aaaahnoon... Don't stooop." She clutches you like a life preserver as you rub your palm and work your fingers through her hair, feeling the silky strands flow through them.
"Everything will be okay, Yuri. I love you too. Just promise you won't do that again, okay? I won't leave you." You coo gently into her ear. She whines and starts tearing up at what you say.
>"I-I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I don't know why I-I..."
>You sush her with your other finger. You move you hand to stroke her bangs as you kiss the top of her head.
>She cries as you gently sweet nothings to her.

Fuck you, I almost cried. How dare you be this good.