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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

MISSION _____________

When will Fear finally break and kill his teammates and himself?

Replace Midone with RTZ

Win ti?

I think Ace is cute.

SHOVE THE LANES DOTARDS

when you dont want to play against a hero but you dont want that hero to be in your team either then you know that his design is shit

What could EG have done against that hero? Even tinker couldn't do shit to stop le balanced tower eating bear.

What is a maiden supposed to look like?

1st for "shove those lanes in"

P U G N A

just ward his jungle

I hope everybody wants Sheever to get better!

SHOVE SHOVE SHOVE

>shove
>under the gun
>win condition
>off the back of this
>pick off
>just run at you
>objective based gaming

Evil Miracle is powering up

soon he will be the worlds best carry

yeah I agree, pudge is bullshit

where my GOOD posters at?

Anticipate the fucking shadowblade play

I think Universe has looked like shit ever since cr1t joined and is for sure the weakest player on the team now that Fear is here

Not give up the first roshan that let midone and fata back into the game.
They lost their rosh hero clockwerk twiche there in short succesion and after that secret had map control and the bear got aghs.
If EG got AEgis they can just take their lane of rax.

I think it's more of an official title, like a "ruler of something". Since she is small, vulnerable and friendly I think she rides her teammates' scepters and bars 24/7, and Tuck was the first one in her life (cause they are close friends judging by responces).

like this

is he /ourguy/ ?

I think he just kind of gave up when he realized that no one on the team actually wanted to win instead of just coasting.

How can bear destroy t3 tower and rax through backdoor?

Post more Pugnas

>how can a unit with terrible building damage buff and 10000000000 hp destroy t3 tower and rax through backdoor?

>forgetting the most important one

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What the fuck is under the gun?

>tfw can't watch our boy win some dotes cause of lecture
It's not fair bros

Did anyone clip the "I fucked your mum Nahaz" Slacks moment ?

So what's there to do now after hitting max rank? In the past you always just tried to max your mmr, you can still do that, but it seems less impactful and trying to reach the leaderboards is just entirely different beast with really far away and hard to track progress.

I'll just play dota as always, but now it seems a bit harder to follow your progress in this regard.

I was the Tiny

What went wrong?

>nahaz is doing it too
fuck you

forced 50 bro, sometimes you just get shit teammates

NTH FOR LINA HAS HUGE LONG NECK
seriously what the fuck valve

>fuck you
>not fu

It's literally no different you brainlet. The only thing that's changed is you aren't able to see the mmr of others. It's the EXACT same.
Go back to plebbit with your spacing

How do we fix ourtour?

Evil Miracle is increasing in power level. Someone needs to stop him.

>"Is futa gay?"
>"Nay"

Maybe, if he does more Pugna he'll be one of the lads for sure.

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It means they're under pressure.

turn him into full time memestreamer (i.e bulldog treatment)

When do we get to see more CM ? didnt see her get picked in Dream League yet.

>the
>have
>is
>are
>they

That's kind of rude user, people look different.

When WR is also picked

when a pack of strong alpha black males are done with her

But he needs to fulfil his destiny of winning TI before he can move on.

>blacks
>alpha
lmao

rtc's turn can't be before envy, burning and bone7

How long has it even been since EG won vs a decent team and not just other NA-shitters?

>peter doesn't let us smoke weed and play pubg all day lmao get rid of him For TEH bOYSSHH!!!
>*sharts out at 12th place*

I need more
They don't have to be catchphrases just things he does or says a lot

running train is the second most beta sex act

==>

>*still gets direct invites because ecelebs lol*

>proper paragraphing
>MUH REDDIT SPACING REEE
the guy has a point, the new ranked system feels like shit


you probably had two reddit tabs open while typing this post, too.

when will the secret-killers return?

ok what;s no.1

>collapsing the lanes
>barrel in

wears an unironed shirt

And being ran a train on your boypussy is the first most beta sex act

jesus

Can any drawfags make a Witch Doctor edit of this picture

Thank

something about sucking EG dick
"i know EG, they will comeback and win these series :)"

I wish Luna and her friends would run a train on me...

EG specifically or just NA bias?

absolutely haram

>EG getting rekt by Secret
>Leddit screeching
Lifeisgood

Sh1t drafted another terrible draft

lmao secret 2-0

>rtz lycan
POST THE WEBM

do it yourself, faggot

How could anyone possibly think that this is even close to being acceptable?

got ya senpai

You and me both friend.

>Can a paramedic pls give me some saline, thanks
>Do it yourself, faggot

baffling play

i wish fuTA and her feminine penis would run a train on me....

Say something nice to me /d2g/

remove rtz and bring back ppd come on

>you're tobi you can get away with anything
ld seething rn

>the bkb after being blocked twice
every time

1 FUCKING CS

what did he say?

It is different. The fact that you cannot see others MMR ever, meaning it's much harder to estimate the meaning behind it, especially since all the MMR got squashed during the recalibrations, so there's at least briefly (and possibly long lasting) devaluation of the MMR self, as it is not nearly as easy of an indicator and goalpost of a progress since it is hidden and peoples rank doesn't really confirm their actual evaluation in the matchmaking system as rank just shows their highest kind-of MMR, not their current one. You really have hard time seeing where you are just based off of who you're matching with as different players with different ranks just simply have have different evaluations from what is being showed to you and after rank of Divine 5 it's really impossible to guess how much does the matchmaking system evaluate such person unless he's on the leaderboards, which is a pretty tiny minority.

I guess that it doesn't really matter, since you can always just look at your MMR and seee whether it's growing or decreasing, but since you nowadays don't really see/use MMR, that information just doesn't mean much as in the past you know what sorts of people have what sorts of MMR, that dimension now just ceases to exist. I mean MMR is just ELO, so it's not some value that's set in stone of how good you are, it's possibly shifting value that determines how well you do against other people of similar ELO values, so once you take away your estimation of ELO values you really stop caring about yours.

Also nice buzzwords, reddit spacing and brainlet.

Rylai BLACKED when?

more like
>could a paramedic pls check my pulse

Hello
why did EG give again Secret the bear?

some really bad dog joke but blitz stopped him from telling it

well done. We are proud.

PPD got kicked out because RTZ and Sumail refused to play on the same team as him. He hurt their fragile egos.

I don't understand why Artour keeps first picking Tiny. They're just going to pick tanky heroes he can't burst.

you have some kind of willpower!

KEK

something like same draft won't work against a good team/captain twice