/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

So that's a yes to you being a klismaphiliac.

Christmas Eve through Christmas day. Then on New Years Eve and day.

Are you the same person that keeps asking this? Were you expecting it to snow all december?

no must have been someone else, i was hoping itd be sooner though

I think it starts snowing like the 22nd and goes until the 26th then it snows again around New Years

If they do this I'm gonna an hero because I've gotta work Christmas Eve.

They've literally done it this way every year.

Time for me to McFucking Kill myself.

It doesn't snow for very long but it doesn't snow as short as says

bullshit.
it snows from 24th dec til 1st of jan
last year they did it like this.

Blow your brains out.

They absolutely did not.

they did, are you fucking daft?
they made the snow 1 week long

neither
Dec24-Dec25
Dec30-Jan5
this is what they did last year

Wrong.

Also wrong.

fuck off viva

Who's ready for the inevitable weaponized watercraft dlc

>He doesn't understand time zones.

Nessi wants a frothy milk enema in her tum-tum!!!

>using Hunter
>nicepls is gunner
>no thermal
>destroy everyone in session
>weird no click2down aircraft cannon
>destroy aircraft
>idiots claiming mods
>some skid uses off the radar
>still dies over 10 times
>one claims that nicepls is spawning explosions on him
>skid gets mad when i down his hunter because hes a shit pilot
>kicked by script
I do not

Don't deny your urges.

When are blater and viva gonna naked mud wrestle

>he gets kicked by script
badpilot

Iffy-chan is stinky!

flib-sama is cute

no

;~~;

why aren't you just booting modders offline whenever you see them?

where's the RWDS crew?

Update the 12th lads

>The hunterfag whose kdr is his existence
>Bretty sure you could get him to an hero if i dropped it below 2.0
Whats your answer to one of these blokes

Nothing. Like, what's the point? Why try to teach him a lesson if all the updates since last year have been specifically tailored to appeal to autists like him?

Just switch sessions or drive around in a Dilettante you horribly customized out boredom, or maybe even just eject the GTA V disc and make it serve as your beverage coaster for the rest of its life until it breaks.

>lazer is 6.5m

yeah im not spending 30 mins selling x80s for this

> make character
> keep him somewhat classy
> obtain every item in the game
> wonder the point of playing anymore
> receive hackerbux
> create new char (female)
> make her 100% ironic weeaboo shit
> buy everything I want and make it look like cancer
> my entire hangar is hot pink aircrafts
> everything that can have a crew logo has one
> white walls on all cars that don't fit with white walls
> frequent use of shitter vehicles and shitter weapons

And I keep on going, I'm like Batman but with being a shitter.

You are a sad, strange little man.

Lazer nosedive

kicked from the crew

>December 12 comes.
>Last update of the year is annouced.
>We get two new supers priced at 2.5mill
>New slutty santa, mrs.claus and elf outfits.
>Strippers are wearing slutty holiday outfits.
>Price cut on the Lazer by a measily 1.1mill.

I'll bet when they finally put the Rail Gun in it will cost something stupid like 50million.

AND you have to do some sort of stupid requirements like buy a factory in the downtown area and do recourse missions.

Why would you buy it when the explosive sniper is a million times better

Because the explosive sniper rifle is an ass drag to get while the Rail Gun would be an insta buy for those with big ass pockets and no patience.

Also as nice as the explosive sniper is having only 40 shots and being forced to get them mainly from the MOC and not via menu is another annoyance.

>Giving griefers more tools.

STOP IT

STOP IT YOU DEGENERATES

>make male character
>just can't connect to the game
>reroll female character
>start actually enjoying the game
>tfw having fun
I've tried to keep it classy and tasteful instead of slutty, but I feel like I'm close to going off the deep end into super girly pink everything territory.

What makes you think you’ll be able to buy railgun rounds from the m menu?

Just get better than the “””””griefers”””””” soiboi

By selling them for 5k per shot that's how.

No they aren't. Fuck off, tripfag.

Requesting to join GTA G PS4
PSN: ThatAn1meGuy

Heists in the long run ultimately became worthless besides the pacific standard one.

In all honesty Heists should have all been like PS where you just go in with a team and rob banks and jewelry stores.

And there should have never been set up missions for this considering most players have better vehicles fit for majority of the jobs if not better ones.

Heists was just a neat idea that was never fully executed with much love.

Also fuck stealth missions of any kind. I know it's an option and viable idea, but fuck that shit with randoms are involved.

My experience with heists :

>gta v is a loading intensive game even on ssd
>Take forever to find a group
>Finally do, great a bunch of lowbies
>Takes forever to start because their toasters
>They never press ready
>Oh shit finally loaded and ready
>someone dies
>repeat
>someone dies again
>someone leaves
>rinse and repeat

More than 30 mins have gone by and I still haven't done shit.

And when I don't get low level players, I get a shitter with ultra batmobile tampa crazy shit vehicle shooting missles all through out the mission.

I know they're meant to be done with friends ect, but holy shit they should at least raise the money they give so when I actually do complete one, it can make it for all the other shit times.

>Also fuck stealth missions of any kind
git gud

Nah just kidding, you're half right. It should be "try stealth, succeed and job is easier, fail and it goes loud and its harder"

Can someone help me or point me towards where I could get some help for it? I keep having this fucking error on both Fitgirl's repack and Reloaded's release and maybe someone here knows how to fix this crap.

And this post right herePretty much sums up why no one does Heists anymore over Import and export. It's just too much of a damn hassle for the amount of shit you have to put up with while you can make solo cash faster and better moving crates and cars.

All of this is sad because Heists where a thing that was hyped for so long.

iffy take a shower

Who else things gtag has too many faggots?

Susuki, sunaki or whatever the fuck his weeb name is, constantly sounds like they try hard. Captn.jasmine or whatever the fuck is another fucking faggot I couldn't stand. Some were cool, low-key Bros but holy shit there are so many try hard memers it's not even funny. Glad I quit that shit.

worthless neet btw

You shoulda never joined in the first place lmao

Is there no way to just wear the full suit that goes with this top from Finance and Felony? Do I have to to buy two outfits for like $140,000 to wear this suit? I can't find the suit in any categories.

Oh they are for sure.

Yeah I had a feeling that's why I left. Fucking queers man.

might be smart jacket or loungewear
game has dumb sorting

you gtag BITCHES better watch the FUCK out for us!
wer'e comign to beat youre ASSES!!!!!!!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=wuwrvn3-xcM

it's in neither

its a fitted suit jacket that requires fitted suit pants to wear

We need that for gtag, Autism Lords.

youtube.com/watch?v=mtZ5OkocNd0

Stfu, spic

>ps4
Irrelevant
still fun though

The Import/Export missions are that way, as are the gunrunning ones AFAIK. Shame some of them have impossible NPC patterns.

>December 1st
>update on the 12th
>current leaks: zero
Umm????

Is a cargobob worth getting if I grind import/export?

Rockstar put a hit on Rockstar FAGGOT and now he's on the run, so no more leaks for poor little gtag.

This was obviously meant for this

no you will drop it

Potentially, I personally just drive good and nick a cargobob if I find one. The cars themselves are frequently faster than flying back and the hook will sometimes do damage or not work.

Is basedviva KOS?

If he played the game, maybe

But every time I stumbled upon a GTAG server, no one did diddly dick. Guess they were too busy roleplaying then

When are you gonna wrestle blater?

Never. I'm not a homosexual

Not that there's anything wrong with that

There really isn’t anything gay about wrestling, I think you’re just ducking because you know you’ll lose

Of course he is.

why does bl8r hang out with so many homos?

I'm ducking because he made it gay by asking to do it naked and oiled up. He's a creepy dude and I'm not down with that. And what is it with him and his stupid arms? I don't give a shit about it. He came into the voice channel after a few dudes finished for the night after Heists, and holy hell, does he sound like a bitch. He's definitely homo, and I'm not into him

How about that Grand Theft Auto, though? Fun game!

Lol keep ducking.

Thanks. Will do

>naked and oiled up
That was lofty, dumbass.

He never asked for it to be naked and oiled up, show me a screenshot if you think that’s the case, he isn’t creepy and it seems to me you’re just jealous of his natty physique while you’re still grossly overweight

How?
Don't get hit, but do the hitting. Avoid getting blasted by hunters angles, avoid getting locked on by missiles.
shitstar caters to shitters, thats why passive, ewo, heamr, etc exist even though some are absolutely retarded.
>be faggot on thread
>be a guardian angel ingame
good thing gtag isn't primary crew :^)

Lester uses all that cop distracting money on a hooker

if he pulls her mask off, will she die?