/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

tap back in kuro, you have a game to lose

nothing wrong with carry slardar
40% bashchance

don't say that! :(

p-please watch my team play instead of disgusting EU dota o-okay guys?

>Punished Artour, a player denied his TI

>watching tier 4 dota when there is Liquid vs VP going on

no thanks

>EG

there's no way EG will lose this but they should be ashamed nonetheless

>no farming capabilities
>no proper damage scaling
>15 increased damage taken
but sure muh bash makes it worth

What happens if a hero gets aghs but then IO tethers him with the aghs talent?
Does that hero get double aghs?

snickity snickt

carry slardar is fucking horrifying desu. Blink, Armelt, AC, Deso, Daedelus/Halberd

Genuine core material

retard

Because something got stuck inside i suppose, i didnt ask anything too much after the operation because i forgot and i didnt know about myself or anything, i barely walked for 4, 5 days after the operation
It felt like really hard pain in lower right part of abdomen, if you touch it it gets even worse, at least thats how it was for me.. It was hurting me the whole morning and after some talk with friends and such, they told me it could mostlikely be an appendix problem and it was.. Luckly, everything went fine, i just have a scar, thats all

Yeah, its all fine, dont worry! And yeah, i played a few games recently heh.. Have you?

>no farming
just get a battlefury you shitter
its finally good

i kno half of you retards dont even play the game anymore but for the ones that do, a genuine question

prior to the patch i've been playing at 4000-4200 mmr mainly as a solo offlaner or support and while 80% of my laning phases werent exactly sunshine, i still had semi competent lanes who used the space given to them if the enemy decides on a trisafelane or even an occasional tp to turn around a situation

since patch, i lost 300 mmr with calibration games even though i won 7
now every single fucking match looks like pic related
my offlane is getting shut down to the point where i fall behind 2-3 levels behind their carry
my midlaner has 0/3/0 dying in 1v1 allins by the 10 minutes mark
my safelane has trouble farming against a solo offlaner
i shit you not 3 out of 4 matches have been like this and by now i dropped down to 3500 mmr

when is the forced 50% kicking in for me? i legit consider just giving up on this shitgame

LMFAO

post yfw Peru eliminates EG

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>below fucking complexity in the NA totem

nice try sharties but you wont be able to bait us into your tier 1000000000 game

>blog posting during esports

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He looks like a young Harvey Weinstein lol

>he unironically watches others play bido gaem

denied? he's not good enough to win TI. He's not good enough to even win a Major

Reminder to channel your energy for Sheever

did she lose a bob

I hope VP wins this. I'm tired of Liquid winning everything.

how

>Infamous losing to this tier 3 team

I hope she gets big implants now

can someone explain why vp is playing position 1 slardar?

If you mean a boob, then yes, she had a mastectomy

cuz he has super strong talents and it can work if he gets farm/kills

everyone on VP has a huge cock

she seems like the type that wouldn't care that much

i think she would need to lose both of them for that

lol what else can be called bob in this situation

they get bonus TI points for memeing on opponent if they win and they're getting to grand final anyway through lower bracket if they lose

c-can i see them

MIND = CONTROLLED
>MIND = CONTROLLED
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>MIND = CONTROLLED
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>MIND = CONTROLLED
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are there any pro player nudes? (Fear's bathroom pic does not count)

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nyx is still OP but reddit won't allow icefraud to think that supports can be OP so nothing will change :^))))))))))

not necessarily but you used a big word, you must be a knower

>*blocks your NATO*

what talents?
his talents are literally badVoid

slardar is good against tiny

how?

>not watching /ourguy/ stomping the shit out of Peru
speak for yourself

he gets btfo

tiny only has a weapon some of the time to hit people with
slardar has weapon all of the time

not anymore

Yea! I did my calibration games and got the rank i was sure to get!

>stomp
>constantly die and get carried by the 4 other tier 3 players
>our guy
>Reddit incarnate
?????

SNIBITTY SNAB :DDD

>those freezing fields

whoa
but tiny can throw slardar away

slardar can press Q and close the distance again

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>that Solo positioning

liquidbabs btfo

Solo>Noone>Pasha>Ramzes>Lil
overall

twitter.com/Nodd3/status/936686806267056129

>le supports are le underrated pls tell us we're important pls

noone is objectively the best CIS player of the past like 3 years

it's solo>pasha>ramzes>noone>lil

hohols worst players on vp, look at antihype, they have good calm russians and have ez lategame, with noone they tiliting and lil 0 impact

Mind Status?

hohols? there is no player called hohols on vp sir

that not how you spell resolution

>watching reddit team vs reddit team
???

Is Noone drunk this game or something?

>making a new twitter just to flame people
imagine being this much of a pussy

resolution got carried by empire, noone shits down reso's neck any day

broken

I literally rated their 2nd support as their weakest link in the team

implying i'm watching esports?

shitquid?

Please refrain from posting Maki again, this is my no-fap December.

pretty sure there's literally zero chance VP wins this game
carry slardar lmao

not if OG continue to disappoint

>resolution got carried by empire

based revisionist

uhh muzzies?

liquid fanshits? ummmm?

t. Herald

Meme Man - int man

#Q
Targeted silence, deals magic damage when the victim auto attacks.

#W
Aura - stacking debuff, reducing status resistance for enemy units per second.
works with illusions

#E
Doppelwalk
Creates a 0/100 illusion, like the old doppelwalk, except the illusion explodes and stuns when it dies/expires

#Q
Evil Twin - 5s cast time
Creates an illusion of any enemy hero globally, at meme mans location for 180 seconds. 25/500, friendly to enemy towers and creeps.

if the evil twin hits its original - the original is banished for 6 seconds and the illusions becomes real while the target is banished. Ultimates can be used.

>fuck off to do work after the draft is over
>come back
>VP in the lead
uh
dotards?

no

when does Resolutions team play again ? after this series ?

>Matumbaman not on a retard-proof hero
>VP wins
Who woulda guessed

>playing during what is effectively global recalibration
yeah you're the retard here. Just play unranked until 2018