/ink/ - Splatoon General

Keep your degenerate headcanon to yourself.

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Well jeez sorry user, I don't know what gun would go with this
Also I don't really know what else to use that isn't already filled

2/4 need two more

Callie belongs to BOC. Poor little yebbies never stood a chance.

i'd be up for it

the hell're you talking about

Sent

everyone deserves to be given a woomy
woomies make you happy
woomies make everyone happy
woomies brighten up everyone's life

4/4 Party full

woomies should be sent to prisons and mental institutes to make people better

First of all, sporty shoes instead of fashion. If going with something colourful, complement with with eye colour. You very likely don't have either of Climbing Shoes filled, try them for a laugh, otherwise some trainers.
Same with the gun, something less fancy will look much better with this outfit.

respect bro

The hell are you talking about? Can't separate your fetish porn from a completely innocent whimsical video game aimed at children? I realize what thread I'm in, but take a look at yourself. Why does this even need to be pointed out.

All of this

I keep thinking this is that one webm.

please lure the maws, etc closer to the basket

『BROTENTACLE』

youtube.com/watch?v=0ptVf0dQ18M
This actually would make a great single player level theme.

I just felt like posting Callie, nothing more and nothing less. It's not even a lewd picture. I don't know what your problem is - the outfit, maybe?

I WANT TO hug_ THIS WOOMY

Who broke this yeb's heart?

Custom L3 today

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Do not post unsavory images of Callie. She a good girl. She dindu nuffin. In fact delete dat shit right now.

that kid is gonna cut himself after two swings

Where's the poser yebby user when we need him?

Following trap ass

already snu-snu'd and then eaten

I think I'm getting salmon fever

>esport
>aimed at children

nah

>esport
>p2p
>16 gigachurtz

all the anons not taking out flyfishes

>LAN party: the console

Is anyone actually hype for this incoming trash fire Dualie? It looks awful.

>wishful thinking: the post

did you forget that pipe dream of a stadium that nintendo has when they first showed off Splat2? It's just that a pipe dream but they are trying to market to more than kids.

>there are people in this thread right now who don't like ink theory
What's wrong with you?

PLEASE SAY WHERE YOU POST THESE

Right here, obviously

what if your government decreed that everyone got a happy healthy woomy sent to their home

Of course I like my wife Trumpeter-chan's band!

more like stink theory lol!

what if your government decreed that everyone got a happy healthy woomy sent to their home and then made woomies illegal the next day

snapper canal more like fapper canal KEK

Moray Towers
More like "More 'rays Towers"

sorry that i don't like elephant rampage and kazoo seizure

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>get super bonus
>get second super bonus
>want more
>wipe wave 3 way over quote
>glad salmon run is gone
>salmon run really is gone
>want it baCK
why

I usually hate on "am i the only person that" comments, but I need to ask. Am I the only person that likes Moray Towers on all modes? I've had this game since release and I played Splat1 for half a year and I've never had a problem with MT. Everyone seems to fucking hate it. It's not that bad, is it?

I wouldn't call it one of my favorites

I'm pretty meh to it for RM but otherwise I love Towers

>arowana mall

more like marijuana for all

I only really liked the old Splat Zones on it. They ruined them in 2, so it's just a servicable map, not one I'd willingly choose to play on but not "I'll have to wait this rotation off" either.

>I usually hate on "am i the only person that" comments
Then you know the answer to your question.

I won't play ranked if it's in rotation.

but it's still open for several hours

What's the point of willingly reducing your mental capability, even temporarily?

i am not mike, sorry
but i think he posted it the first time last thread

Just gonna dump don't mind me.

ehehehehehehe dood hehehehehehe this guy wants to know ehehehehehe this guy wants to know *cough* what's the point of *cough* *cough* of the joint ehehehehehehe

>Callie bought the loser edition white WiiU

>being racist

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Do you genuinely think drugs make you dumb? I mean, everybody responds differently, but I pretty much don't play games unless I'm baked and I'm still Triple S+ in Splatoon and whatever else.

Jesus christ user. You need to get drunk sometime or smoke a joint. Seriously. Don't make it a habit or whatever, but you need to try it before you can comment on it. Drugs impair you, they don't reduce you.

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I like the two zones in SZ, I like the path in TC, and I think Rainmaker is cool trying to push up the buildings like that
But the charger prevalence really dampens my enjoyment of it. I can outplay them sometimes, but I can rarely focus on the objective while splatting them. It's not like I can rely on my poopsock teammates for anything.

how do these headphones fit on her head

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kitties

>stuck at lvl 9 cause zapper niggers ruin the game by picking the most broken weapon

As someone who did too much weed, (Yes weed) anything that's altering your brain chemistry can have adverse affects in the right amount. I can't even have the drug anymore because of what I developed under its influence.

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>anything that's altering your brain chemistry can have adverse affects
Ah, so you're just buying into memes. Weed does nothing but make my short term memory a little shitty.
> I can't even have the drug anymore because of what I developed under its influence.
Yeah, but you're what we call a corner case. You're an exception. Lemme guess, you're suffering from Psychosis or some such.

>we could've had a mad hatter
>instead we got a high lmao

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You certainly are dumber when drugged up.

The things in the corner are shirts of Pearl and Marina.

>we couldve had this

Not really no.

I'm sorry that you've bought into steroeotypes, but only first time and beginner users are actually dumbed down by Weed.

Okay Green, you seriously fuckin got me on that one. I am in tears. But yeah, kinda seems that Business doesn't really play anymore. A shame, but that's life. Maybe it's time to build another ship. Or not. I'm lettin you guys do it, but considering past stories and all that, I'm slightly biased towardsSpeedy.

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>click "Play With Friends"
>no response
why do I bother

Hoodrat is here!

POST
THE
COMICS
please

>Lemme guess, you're suffering from Psychosis
gee I wonder how he'd get that, couldn't have been that harmless weed. 420 erry day baby

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Yeah, a very small percentage of people who use weed end up triggering a latent mental condition.

But it's only an issue for people who're at risk of the illness in the first place.

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