/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #176

Just Another Sayori Edition
Previous Thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
/ddlc/ sings "Your Reality": youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/LfB0hpq1
zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739
youtube.com/watch?v=IcIHTXqOWNs
ddlc.booru.org
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for tf2 engineer

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

NUR MONIKA!

Monika!

thank you for new bread

i love her so much

IQ Monika going on anti-terrorism missions with you!

You finally did it, congrats you weirdly devoted autist

Best girl!

mommy monika gf please

Death to manga brainlets

Taking Yuri to a classy ballroom dance!
She turns out to be a really good dancer!

Decided to compile that ASMR greentext fic into a Pastebin.
pastebin.com/LfB0hpq1
Might take this opportunity to make pastebins for a few other greentexts that I made in the past.

Have you guys made art for your Dokis?

MANGA
IS
LITERATURE

Dokis trying to bully you!
They're too head over heels in love with you to say anything really mean!

Reminder to tag yourself in the /ddlc/ User Map!

zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739

Good evening, everyone!
It's time for some poetry!

Word of the thread tonight is "snake".
Alternatives are 'wraith', 'saw', and 'bell'.

So um, if you want to write me a poem or write anything just in general, that would be really great and appreciated. Not that you should write for anyone other than yourself, but you know. If you DO want to write anything, this is a great opportunity for it! Consider using one of these words as you main theme, guide, inspiration, you know, whatever you want!
Don't be shy to write and share, we all love and appreciate it, and it's a fun activity!
As always, I look forward to seeing what you come up with!

Monika!

Speaking of ASMR
youtube.com/watch?v=IcIHTXqOWNs

Shit like this is why your dad hits you man

I need more of this

Dokis trying to bully you but they keep blurting out how they really feel.
>user if you're not careful, you'll only be able to get me as your girlfriend
>I mean... I didn't...
>Forget I said that

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

VA is good, but she needs a better mic.

I love her more than anything.

Let's talk about Southern Monika! What is Southern Belle Monika like to you!

Is her family well off and owned plantations? Or are they just average Southern family where she has to help around the house and fields and forest.

Does she live within the Southern woodlands dealing with lumber, hunting, tracking and such. Or does she stay with the fields, rolling lands of cotton, corn, wheat, and or tobacco.

Is she a belle who is elegant, wearing sundresses as she sits on the front porch drinking sweet tea, or is she the rowdy kind. Wearing a tube-tied plaid shirt and jeans, and boots. As she would bring you with her on an ATV or truck all around. And go on adventures around the farm or woods.

WHICH!

More. I need more. My heart screams for it.

I feel like you've never been to the South.

a snake chases rats
the rat runs for a reason
the rat is too slow

Doki doki!

Yes. I'm all for it!

>Plantations
what year is it?

yeah literally no one is like that down here
MAYBE if you go all the way up to the highest echelons of society but even then its incredibly uncommon
t. sothernfag who has extensively lives in SC AL and LA

I live rural when i'm home that's for sure.

Also Rhodie Norfolk user we should meet up sometime and go shoot guns in the clearing together!

>guy 15 minutes away from me

Massholes assemble

>"Booru ddlc does not exist"
Did something happen? or it's just me being stupid?

There are 18 states, 19 if you include the Virgin Islands that still have multiple plantations

ddlc.booru.org

>ddlc.booru.org
Uhhh check again

try copy-pasting the url

Sorry dude, I think that might just be a minutemen meme.

Buying bitcoin for $4000!
Embedding monika.chr into the blockchain so every Bitcoin node has a copy of Monika!
Monika making Bitcoin go over 11000 USD!

I love you, Bitcoin!
I love you, Monika!

Huh, these ones work
But the one in the OP doesn't

>Walking to classes per usual one day!
>Natsuki and Sayori suddenly appear out of nowhere in front of you in the hallways!
>Where did they even come from? Their classes are nowhere near here!
>They're standing back-to-back with sunglasses on!
>Natsuki's the first to turn towards you and whip her glasses off her face!
>"Hey nerd!"
>What's even going on?
>"You... you're real smart, you know that...?!"
>You're speechless, but... flattered?
>Natsuki fumbles with her stance!
>Sayori taps her shoulder to be the next to deal with you! Natsuki falls back behind her!
>"Y-Yeah! And... You're... pretty tall! How's the weather up there?"
>Sayori looks like she regrets saying that! Surely there was something more effective?
>Natsuki steps forth! They're readying their tandem attack!
>Natsuki starts first!
>"I looked through your bag yesterday when you weren't looking!"
>When did she manage that?
>"What's this, huh?!"
>She pulls out a manga!
>Its one she recommended to you!
>"N-Nerd stuff! Ya nerd!"
>Natsuki closes it and motions like she wants to tear it in half!
>She can't do it! Physically or emotionally! She just puts it into her bag!
>Ask her where that's going!
>"U-Uh... I'm taking it home! I... I won't break it... but now you don't have it!"
>You're glad she took it!
>"Wha-! Don't... Sayori! Follow-up!"
>Sayori forgot she was supposed to do that!
>"O-Oh yeah! Uh..."
>"You... You don't have enough icecream at your house!"
>What? But Sayori keeps coming over to eat it!
>"Yeah- well! But more! Geek!"
>You'd be glad to if she comes over to eat it!
>"A-Ah... th-thanks... you... uh... user..."
>This wasn't coordinated at all!
>Sayori and Natsuki run off!
>Sayori and Natsuki!

fuck you guys

Sayori uses the word dummy but she says it in a really cute way so you can't take it seriously and she gets made because of it

Flustered Monikanon is cute! Cute!!

Her ministrations come to me, like the echoes of a bell.
All too easy I dance on her strings, my body just a shell.
With every touch and honeyed word, the walls of my fortress fell.
I dance to her tune like a marionette, a slave of
her velveteen knell.

Of hers and mine we both partake, like a serpent on its tail.
Deep in my mind a shadow grows, tears drop behind the veil.
Far off down the road, I will be lame and frail.
And despite the ringing of her bell, my worn out strings will fail.
I will lay lifeless and morose, as the ringing turns to wails.
Eternity is hers alone, the denial to no avail.

The Dokis in Ancient Rome during the Punic Wars!

This is too cute

Crossing the Alps with Monika!

Will i be able to spend the afterlife with the dokis? or at least my favorite one?

>The dokis conspiring behind your back to bully you
>They're all in on it

>or at least my favorite one?
Singularity soon.

>Not Patrician Monika using her spoiled wealth to bribe politicians after having sex with them alongside her friend yuri

So is questanon taking a cold shower or...

monika and yuri are faithful patrician wives you motherfucker

...

Oh shit

Is depression a meme? It's a fairly recent medical condition, were people back in the old days depressed? I guess you could be sad that you're poor as fuck but did actual "depression" as we know it exist back then? Is that a condition that Jews made up to sell us pills?

>197381445
(You)

“Actually, I read a lot of manga too, mostly,” you admit. Natsuki stops wadding up cupcake wrappers to peg the still-laughing Sayori with and looks over at you. “Not shoujo, but a little scattering of plenty of other stuff.”

“Oh,” Yuri says, seeming disappointed. “Well… that’s nice, I suppose.” Natsuki purses her lips in frustration, and you cut in.

“Actually, if you haven’t before, I think you’d like it,” you say. “What you were saying about horror, there are some good horror manga, and plenty of good fantasy stuff. There’s this one author who does all this really grotesque body horror stuff you might really like, if you’re into that sort of thing. He sucks at writing endings, though.”

“Grotesque?” Yuri asks, seeming oddly interested. “I… wouldn’t have expected. It’s not all cutesy?”

“Not at all,” you reassure. “But even the cutesy stuff can have good substance. Some slice of life series are really good at developing characters.”

Yuri contemplates on that while Natsuki throws you a grateful look— perhaps unintentionally, as she looks away as soon as you meet her eyes.

“Ahaha, well, it seems like you’re fitting in here just fine, user!” Monika says, finally speaking up. You’re actually taken aback slightly; she had been so quiet earlier that you forgot she was there. “So, how about an activity so we can get to know each other a little better? It’ll even fit under our club’s purview. So, for our first official Literature Club activity, we’re going to explore a field of literature we haven’t talked about much at all. Poetry!”

Poetry is something you know even less about than prose, and that’s saying something.

At least I haven't brought up pleb sayori and pleb natsuki

How would monika bully you

>197381445

I will give this (you) because you put in the proper effort to make it grammatically correct, but it will be a spiteful (you).
Also, I will grace (you) with a poem.
Ahem.

(you) are a faggot.
(you) have no friends.
(you) should get a life.
but that would suggest (you) even have a chance at life.

“Now then, this will work as a little icebreaker exercise to help get everyone comfortable with each other,” Monika continues. “Mostly just you comfortable with all of us, user. What we’re going to do is write one poem, then give it to someone for them to try to interpret!”

“Uh, that sounds…” you start.

“No way!” Natsuki objects.

“Um…” Yuri hesitates.

“That sounds like fun!” Sayori says. She looks around at us three reticent members. “Oh, come on, user. Don’t be such a party-pooper. Everyone here is really nice and won’t make fun of you. Maybe Natsuki. But she only means it a little bit!”

“Hey!”

“And Natsuki, Yuri, you already know we all like you. This isn’t gonna make us like you less. It’ll be something fun for us to laugh about. Let’s do it!”

And in the face of that idiotic optimism, we have no choice but to concede.

“Great!” Monika says. “Then, write up a poem and come back tomorrow. We’ll swap them around and carry on from there. Dismissed, everyone!”

Huh. Well, seems like you’re going to have to write a poem. But you don’t really have a lot of life experience to draw from. What to write about?

[The death of a pet]
[Your boredom in school]
[Your fears for the future]

>[Your fears for the future]

C

[Your fears for the future]

>[Your fears for the future]

FEAR

C

>[Your fears for the future]

Boredom in school

>[Your boredom in school]

Depression is real, my dude. It's a recent condition because we figured out that some people aren't just sad, they have a chemical imbalance that makes it hard for them to feel happy.

Oh man, was hoping we could have the Dokis critique our work like last time.

C.

Your boredom of the death of your future.

But to be serious, C.

>Walking home with Sayori a few days later!
>Pretty normal conversations so far!
>Walking down the sidewalk when suddenly...
>Natsuki jumps out of a bush!
>She's covered in twigs and sweat!
>Did she run here just to hide in this bush?
>She's wearing sunglasses again! It's not even bright out!
>Sayori whats-
>Sayori is behind you now, opposite of Natsuki! She also has sunglasses again!
>When did they plan this?
>Sayori smirks when you notice her!
>"You've activated my trap card!"
>This... isn't even remotely like Yu-Gi-Oh!
>Natsuki calls for your attention!
>"I've had Sayori dig up even more dirt on you user! She's been a mole on the inside for the last week!"
>What? Like, when she's been at your house?
>Natsuki pulls out a hoodie!
>She's holding it awfully close!
>"What's with this dingy thing, huh?"
>"What year is this from... twenty... uh..."
>Sayori chimes in!
>Two-thousand LATE!"
>Wow! That was an extremely dated reference!
>You turn around to face Natsuki!
>She pulls the hoodie away from her face!
>Ask her if she's keeping that one too!
>"W-Well duh, I can't let you have it! I-Its so trashy!"
>Sayori marches past you!
>"Hey you said I'd get that one!"
>"N-No! You can get another you live like 2 minutes away!"
>"He's probably gonna lock them up now that you have that one though!"
>"No he wont! user say you wont!"
>They're just tugging on your hoodie now!
>You just start walking away!
>Sayori considers chasing after you but stays to try and get the hoodie!
>Sayori and Natsuki!

Jesus. I gotta work on making my options equally appealing.

[The death of a pet]

Natsuki's dad but he has a bad relationship with Natsuki because all he ever wanted was a son to play catch with!

THE FEAR.

>responding to baitposters

You're giving options to a bunch of depressed losers, of course they're afraid of the future

One fear

Casually swatting away adorable attempted insults with genuine good-hearted kindness is the best!

Reminds me of that youtube video discussing ptsd in ancient times and how it was viewed, dealt with or diagnosed.

>Two thousand and LATE
>Extremely dated reference
Aww...

I believe this should answer things.

yeah well sayori is a faithful plebeian wife who waits lovingly for you to return from your campaign to Bagradas
natsuki is a cinaedus boywife

This is absolutely adorable holy shit. I love it

She would laugh at my writing!
before offering to come over and help me

Fuck it why not

Shoot Monika with a crossbow and then do weird tongue things? Got it, boss.

...I'm fine with this. This needs to be written.

I just realized that this version of the quest lacks the isekai plot, so user can't be self aware without some serious work

Good. Isekai was a mistake.

The concept of Natsuki and Sayori working together to learn stuff and MC but also fighting over him is really cute

You saw what happens when it's isekai, everyone wages war on how hard we fuck with Monikas brain. And as much as I'd love to write another The World, doing vague poetry prompts like this is better with less chance of flaming vote nonsense.