/srg/ - speedrunning general

lmfao

i dont get this shit

What is the Let's Play equivalent of a grind monkey?

The common use of Let's Play IS the equivalent. Let's Plays are supposed to be done by people with a good amount of knowledge on the game so they always know what they are doing and can show off a lot of cool things. People now use it as a blind playthrough, AKA The Monkey Play.

What's not to get? Monkeys are fucking hilarious.

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>Squidzilla
What did he mean by this?

Based mother FUCKING hokorobi on becoming the 5th 1:40 player!!!

esa winter looks like shit

please do not swear
in my general thanks

Squid baseder dan dat doe

>70 star main
>mid 52
lmao

who are you quoting?

>he thinks greentext is only used for quoting
lmao

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who are you quoting?

>sm64 is for children
>literally says "adults" on the cart

runners fear the monster coming to crush them

>creepy fag face in the menu looking like it wants to suck you off
>constant wahoo *bing* *bing* 1 UP sounds
>bright colory diarrhea for toddlers
Yea, it's totally for adults. That's also why the WR holder is a gay faggot.

>it's totally for adults
It is, the cart clearly says so. Can you read?

>I AM SO ADULT AND MANLY I ONLY PLAY JAPANESE GAMES WHERE YOU RAPE AND DISMEMBER WOMEN!

The ESRB doesn't say "kids only" for any game.

>The ESRB doesn't say "kids only" for any game.
guess again, sweetie.

You can play it from early childhood on.
There is an "adults only" rating, there is no "children only" rating.

Take a moment to think about why that is.

I'll give you a hint: it has to do with porn.

Child porn doesn't mean it's only to be watched by children.

?????????????????????

The first thing on the ESRB's website is a family photo of Squid. LOL

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why is it ratings kikes are the most obsessed with diversity?

lmao

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sc2 stream when

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sumichu is handing him the mic from as far away as possible so she won't accidentally touch him

ableist bitch

>being a starcrump

What is Crumps up to these days?

socialblade.com/twitch/user/crumps2/monthly
Steadily dropping viewers by being himself.

This was his last sperg:
clips.twitch
.tv/AdorableHandsomeKoalaDansGame

Is it flinging cum?

thanks for the late response!

whitexgoose

Is this Headcrab IRL?

youtube.com/watch?v=xIa7L-FwtP4

johnxrovenski

don't let it die

why didn't you sage?

How do you know I didn't?

Nigga i aint even left da thread doe

is it possible to wage slave and have time to run/practice a single game? The autism practicing looks fun/tempting to do.

Why did you spoiler?

cause I don't want to sound like those faggot 10 year olds who want to be 'l33t speedrunner twitch master'
but shitposting aside, it looks like a fun hobby to do because videogames have been stale for a long time to me. I would be a neet if I could really.

Hey guys Cronikeys here how's it going? Good Thanksgiving?

If your focus is already on practicing, I don't fear that you will become one of the twitch grindmonkeys.
To answer your question, yes, unless you want the SM64 record, you don't need to sink that much time into it.

Yes, depending on the game.

there are better hobbies

Family sucks.
No friends.
Dead end, shitty job.
I just want to speedrun.
So, life is OK, I guess.

Add the king to the speedrun.tv list

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friendly reminder that SM64 is for kids okay bye

but it says "adults" on the cart.

it also says "kids" on the kart (that's a little Mario Kart humor for you guys)

what do you mean by "you guys"?

we

Reminder that SM64 has been out dated in every single way by SMO. There is absolutely no reason to play SM64 anymore. Move on.

who is we?

us

>The western canon has been outdated.
>Harry Potter is much better in every way.

Wording this hardcore, literal kids need to accept their game is outdated

Stop speaking complete giberish every time you get exposed, freak. It's not a good look.

freak you really need to work on your analogies, they make about as much sense as clinging to an outdated game

why did you spoiler?

You have to be dumber than Reddit to cling to a game that's been completely out-dated in every aspect. Oh, wait.

The analogy makes perfect sense, freak.

twitter.com/Empulents

yes i'm well aware my analogy is perfect, thank you

>"how i got good at speedrunning"
>only good times are in shitty meme games
lol

Completed deluded, as per usual. How's the SM64 grind going, dude?

>Completed deluded
stopped reading

based irrelevant tweets user

why did you delete?

thanks for the late response!

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But you did real the whole post. How is your SM64 grind going, freak?

>SM64
i don't play games for kids LMAO

All games are for kids.

Toastrider is the ultimate god gamer and will achieve SM64 world record.

Right, of course. When is this happening, exactly? People like Weegee14 are jumping into the game and are 47 capable already, yet Toast has been fucking around doing nothing for years and there's still no sign of him doing runs? He's not good at actual SM64 RTA.

>SM64
Who gives a shit?

he is perhaps the worst mario runner if you compare hours played (20,000) to results (not top 10 in 120)
and has 49 in 70star which is bad

52 is better than flippy_o doe

wrong, but SM64 is one game for kids