/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #177

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It's been a month, will Hard Times ever receive an update? It was my favorite fan story.

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I wonder how hostile she would be to Monika considering she attempted to delete her to stop her. I wonder how Monika thought that would work considering that apparently becoming president gives you enough control over your code to linger after deletion.

I'm going to score the Dokis on femininity/girlishness.

Natsuki: 10/10. Would be cloyingly girly if she wasn't so cute.
Yuri: Mildly feminine. 6/10.
Sayori: Fairly gender neutral. Her personality would work perfectly fine for a male. 5/10.
Monika: Rather masculine in her lack of emotionality and ruthless ambition. 2/10.

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Sombrero is not a thing in Spain.

Reminder to tag yourself in the /ddlc/ User Map!

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The cutest daughter

So there is this one map that the other user said if someone could repost in this thread.
And yeah, tag yourself if you like:
zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739

>Natsuki: 10/10

Jail

I know, I just couldn't think of much else. Sorry.

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Well, I still see it in all souvenir stores for some reason.

>"I can cook anything so good even you'll like it!"
>"You'll regret saying those things about my cooking!"
>Natsuki is angrily pointing her chopsticks at you
>Her lunchbox completely forgotten at her side
>Things had started harmlessly enough
>Natsuki had been extolling the quality of her cooking and letting the club have bites of her lunch she cooked for herself in home ec
>When you tasted it, you said it was OK
>This seemed to piss her off a lot
>Not one to miss a chance to rile her up, you stated that she was good at baking but her regular cooking left something to be desired
>"I swear I will cook your words and make you eat them!"
>"And you'll ask for more!" She added
>"OK OK Natsuki, it was just a joke. Your cooking is actually very good."
>"Hmmph! Well I'm still not going to forgive you yet."
>This sounds bad
>Who knows how long she'll hold onto this
>"Sorry, Natsuki..."
>You try to appease her wrath but she turns her nose up at you
>After school, you see Natsuki whispering with Sayori
>She spots you and glares daggers in your direction
>Crap
>You had hoped to walk home with Sayori but it seems she was otherwise occupied
>You also didn't want to anger Natsuki any more than you already had so you gome home by yourself

Maintaining your equipment with Yuri!

Wow. Natsuki haters are REALLY cruel.

MISUMI

The truth is often cruel, user.

Mini-GTSayori?
Is she still around or was she ground to bits to make cars?

>Next day

>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>You wake up to some earsplitting racket
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>Fuck!
>That's the smoke detector
>Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!
>You race downstairs and through the kitchen...
>An bump straight into someone knocking the two of you over
>It's Natsuki
>And Sayori is here too
>"user!"
>They both start to speak at the same time
>You notice smoke coming from the stove and take the pan off
>The smoke detector stop beeping after you wave the smoke away with a tea towel
>"What are you doing in my house?"
>"Huh? But user, you said I could come around any time."
>That's true
>You did tell Sayori that but you didn't mean she could come in and start cooking while you were asleep
>Natsuki, on the other hand, looks distraught
>"user..."
>"I... I wanted to make you breakfast but..."
>"... But I b-burned it..."
>You look inside the pan
>It's nothing but a blackened mess
>You can't tell what it was supposed to be
>"I-I just wanted to make something even you would like..."
>Natsuki is choking back tears
>So that's what this is about
>"Yeah, user. You were kinda mean to her cooking skills yesterday."
>Well I did apologise but OK...
>"I d-don't undrstand... I tried made it just like the recipe said..."
>You sigh and sit next to her
>Sayori kneels down on the other side
>"Natsuki, I've always liked your cooking. You're the best cook I know."
>"Eh?"
>"It's true. Isn't it, Sayori?"
>She nods appropriately
>"I think we all look forward to tasting what you make in class."
>"Y-You're just saying that..."
>"Oh Natsuki... You must know I'm only joking when I tease you."
>You give Natsuki a quick hug
>Sayori leans in on the other side
>"Now come on, we'll try again."
>"I'm hungry."

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Hello friends. I wrote a new poem. The poem is called "Goodbye to the Summer"

Autumn is gracefully making its path
And leaves hang above red as ruddle.
I know it's been long since I last took a bath
I better go look for a puddle.

Air is filled with the sad raindrop blues
And shivering birds leave their home.
In order to clean my old pants and my shoes
I'm looking for some styrofoam.

Dark balding twigs in the wind slowly twitch
The summer is saying adieu.
I found a lovely big brick in a ditch,
It's time to go clobber some Jew.

>natsuki's cooking has traces of listeria in it because she doesn't wash her hands
>spend night shitting guts out before eventually dying
>all because your trusted a short girl
Learn to identify the warning signs.

>You stand up and help Natsuki and Sayori to their feet
>"I just don't understand why it burned..."
>Natsuki looks forlornly at the sad remains of her cooking
>"Natsuki, you had it on max temperature."
>"This is a gas stove. You'd burn anything that way."
>"Wh-what?"
>"Don't tell me you've only cooked with electric stoves?"
>"Gas stoves get much hotter."
>Natsuki blushes
>"I... I knew that!"
>"Of course I knew that..."
>She hastily hides her expression from you
>"Anyway, let's clean up and then make breakfast."
>You spend the rest of the morning before school washing dishes and cooking with NAtsuki and Sayori
>When you're done, a delicious aroma permeates the house
>You sit down to eat and stick you fork into the pile of bacon which Natsuki fried
>She looks at you with trepidation
>"This is great, Natsuki! I told you you were a good cook."
>Natsuki smiles weakly and starts on her own plate
>"Hey, no fair! You haven't tried my cooking yet."
>Sayori waves a hashed brown in your face
>You grab her wrist to steady it and take a bite straight from her fork
>"Aaaaahhhh!"
>Sayori squeals with surprise
>She holds her quikly reddening face
>"It's delicious, Sayori."
>Natsuki across the table narrows her eyes
>She stabs her fork into another slice of bacon and holds it up to you
>You dutifully take a bite out of it
>Natsuki's ears turn a flaming red as she retracts her fork
>"It's still delicious," you start.
>"But I think I'd better feed myself or we'll never finish eating in time for school."
>You finish eating and getting ready and walk to school with the two girls
>At lunch time, Natsuki brings another of her home ec lunches
>She gives a taste to Yuri, Monika and Sayori
>Then she holds out your portion
>She nervously waits for you to eat it
>You pronounce it delicious
>Natsuki's face instantly lights up as she gives you a wide smile
>"Thank you, user."
>"I'm glad you liked it."

Natsuki's not even my fave doki but I love writing about her.

ur ugleh

>her lack of emotionality
What.

Don't bully! She's just big, she's not a car!

If you mean mini-gtsayori user, I'm still here, I just haven't posted about her recently, I'm cool with pissing people off a bit, but I don't want to piss people off too much. Speaking of which...

Mini-GTSayori!

Every other thread until Christmas!

nazi natsuki!

What, can she not reach the sink?

Goodnight /ddlc/ may your pillows be as soft and voluminous as Yuri newly lactating breasts.

are they gone now is it safe

Probably not; she's very short, remember.

What I mean, user, is that Monika is very unemotional. It's not easy to move her heart.

It's the tsundere user, when done just right it can stop a heart 8 miles away.

Goodnight Yurifriend

youtube.com/watch?v=AmLwvEy8dVE

I missed reading the greentexts

I don't think I ever actually wrote any of the greentexts, it was other anons who were good at making comfy shit. Might write one today if I get an idea.

I hope you die.

it all makes sense now

>FdW got updated
Be right back

Natsuki's eyes are the most expressive, that's why you find her most attractive.

It's not a lot of content, just one additional character route and some background details.

Still good shit, though.

I wouldn't say that, she's pretending a bit since she is the club president and feels like she should act responsibly but once that is over, she gets emotional pretty easily.

She's not too sensitive(not shaken by *seeing* horrible shit happen, not able to solve conflicts on the spot like Sayori) than emotional.

why

I love her too.

hang in there heychainanon

one of these days

Sayori is a milf hiring a young male prostitute

-laughs in danlet-

Daily reminder that Sayori is a dumb cunt who deserved to die. I wish that DDLC didn't erase your saves, that way I could watch the wonderful scene where she croaks whenever I want.

Not cool, user.

Well it got deleted. I knew it was kinda risky, but at the same time people have posted barley sfw lewd as fuck crops of dokis, so I thought mine was tame by comparison.

Oh well.

It touched me in a bad place. I almost forgot that it was supposed to be a spooky game after a while, things just felt normal and nice. I started feeling a connection to the characters. At first Sayori saying "I've had really bad depression my whole life" made me roll my eyes, but hearing her talk more about and thinking about it made me feel for her. The weird bluntness of it made more sense after what Monika said at the end. The suicide right after really fucked me up, and then I felt relief for a second because I thought I could load a save and go back, but I couldn't. After that things kept feeling like they were going back to normal for a little bit which brought a bit of comfort, but then every once in a while things weird and break the feeling. I denied Yuri's confession for some reason. I thought maybe I could calm her down or something, especially after what Monika said, I don't know. I tried to load a save again but it didn't work. Seeing that and spending the weekend with her was just awful, I don't know how else to say it. It made me feel sick. For things like this to be happening to characters I had already gotten attached to, it just feels horrible. I feel like I still want to like and enjoy the characters, maybe I even miss them, but I don't know if I can feel the same way about them now. As for the ending, I didn't know how to feel. I couldn't decide if Monika was a bad person or not, and just sitting there and having her talk to me like that every once in a while was kind of nice. I don't know if it's better or worse that I kept copying my folder around, and just moved her character file out instead of deleting it. The worst part of all of this is that I can tell this game will go the route of Undertale. I'm scared of getting attached to a general like that again and constantly being afraid of it dying or posters leaving or people hating the fanbase. It's been a long night. I think I need a shower.

I love her too

Jokes on you, I've still got enough alcohol to drown out whatever pain that comment causes me.

Killing some savage commie niggers with Yuri!

doki doki genocide club!

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Buenas noches, everyone! Welcome to the Literature non-euclidean space!

Let's get the word of the thread out there, shall we?
How about we try "Illusion"? Was it something you cherished? Something you wanted to forget? Something you never wanted to see? It was a mere trick of the light.
Alternatives are "Ripple", "Blink", "Ivory" and "Mirror"!

Now, what am I doing, you may wonder? These are a set of words that are suggested for if you are left wanting inspiration for a poem or short piece of literature, perhaps to get your creative juices flowing. Anons of all skill levels are encouraged to give it a shot! We're looking forward to seeing what the fires of your creativity forge!

Remember, choose to refuse!
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=Jk-BLyOlmJE

Removing the (((international clique))) from your nation!

Any words that could inspire a desire to live?

I love coming back to more natsuki keep it going please

So how feminine would YOU say Monika is, since you don't agree with my 2/10? Would you agree that she's the least girly of the four leads?

Just a bit less than Sayori really.

Take a shower and dont worry. I enjoy my time while were still a comfy general, and I dont think we will really go the way like KS and undertale went. Cheer up a little, ok?

>No, you cannot take the elevator either

Computer, do mole people exist?

11111111111111111111/10

Is it bad that I thought Yuri's perversion was kind of hot? It scared me but it kind of turned me on too. Like when she gets close to you and just stares all around your body, it would just be hot if her eyes weren't so fucky in that scene

absolutely normal, you don't have to be a yurifag to appreciate lewd act 2 yuri

"Dawn".

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nah i'm still fucked

Is there a way to stop Yuri from stabbing herself?

But I already chose to follow you into hell! I hope your having a great weekend!

A night flowers dream
Lost in the darkness
A nice persons wish
Shattered in pieces
A vile womans gift
Reaching my heart

No, Act 2 is railroaded af.

Enjoy your Monika now

only by closing the application before she does so

Only if you press the right button fast enough

You have to select the exact right sequence of 20 words on all the act 2 poems to spell out a message to her.

There is nothing wrong with communism you classcuck.

You have to open the console in time to switch the knife with a spoon.

Replace the knife with a spoon

you're going to have to do a fresh install and play through act 1 properly to get the true end and unlock the console for act 2. then use that to replace her knife with a spoon

Okay, I looked and I honestly do not get the reference.

Turn it into a spoon.

No, user! Me and monikanon were supposed to fill your dark soul with light!
Maybe it's just the drowsiness, but I'm having trouble reading the meaning behind this. Perhaps a poisonous influence taking away everything but itself in your life? A glimmer of hope lost like a rainbow in the dark? I'm sure critique user can give a more lucid study behind it later. Still a lovely one too, and made pretty quickly at that!

Those edits are always fun.

Is that shaking effect a transform you made? I don't think I have ever seen it in-game or at least I totally cannot remember it.

But my heart is just way too deep in the darkness to ever accept the light, but thanks for trying erika! Oh, and sorry, its just about me still trying to get over a girl wo played with me 2 years ago so bad I will never experience love ever again. I can see how it doesnt make any sense though. Im totally fine I promise!

You get credit just by being the ringleader, you can do it user

I'll never stop loving her.

Code MENT, episode 16. You probably know this episode from its, uh, more popular joke, but that joke is probably one of the weakest in the episode.