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I can't be the only one autistic enough to care about time records in single player, am I?
Chase Long
>the state of the pink vs green popularity contest
Daniel Scott
We will finally expose all the brainlets
Colton Lee
>team did objectively worse >unfair All those deaths and you still couldn't break 20+ kills with the meme bucket, it's called a crutch for a reason you're just shit at the game
Aaron Parker
Tough Choice. But(t) we must embrace the Future. So Films. Books are great relics of the past.
Gabriel King
I can't unsee how splatfest art looks like South Park.
James Howard
>getting that bad of a k/d in A rank you deserve to be there
Xavier Morgan
BARELY LEGAL Bunny woomy pawing at your cock asking you to put it in her
Adrian Carter
Reminder that all of your favorite movies came from books. It was a book that inspired the director to create the movie you love, Marina is the only option. Who wants to mindlessly sit there and watch the imagination of someone else play out for you when you can take the initiative and use your imagination to build your own world?
Landon Jenkins
>dude just rush the enemy 1v4 when your allies are all dead
t. .25 (K+A)/D
Brayden Davis
>Have to play with Marina shitters again.
Jaxon Hughes
They're running this game at GDQ, so at least 1 other person cares.
Gavin Taylor
>not playing passive when it's a 1v4 and switch to area denial mode while waiting for respwans.
Juan Gomez
Books are the future, you learn more from a good book than any amount of films could ever provide. Oscar Wilde, Terry Pratchett, Arthur Conan Doyle.. These people gave more to me than any film director ever could. What director will have his gravestone sewn with kisses because of the impact his works left on the world?
John Cruz
Everyone in A rank are all shitters who have poor awareness and aim, it's not really that hard to carry, and you couldn't even do that.
Gabriel Lewis
>died as much as your teammates and more than anyone on enemy team proficiency status: not acquired
Aiden Wright
I had fun trying to get them down while farming all the hero weapons. I would play the same map over and over again cycling through the weapons. I somehow never got bored of this.
Evan Thomas
That's S+.
>enemies focus on the only actual threat Who would have thought?
Jaxon Campbell
DON'T LEWD THE WABBIT
Kevin Torres
Pseudointellectuals are going to make the book team win in numbers but lose in games. I am obviously an intellectual and not a pseudointellectual so it's troubling for me, as a Veeky Forums browsing intellectual, to have to be on the same team as these pseudointellectuals, coal miners and furries.
Joseph Harris
I just wish people were smarter about bringing weapons no one knows how to use into ranked mode
You do know it's hard to be effective when you're the only one on the objective and your teammates are ass, A-rank people don't know what weapons are viable and don't know what the objective is, so half of them charge straight into a 1v4 situation with something like the splash-o-matic or a 52 gal and they get themselves killed because no weapons shoot in a 360 pattern. I was S+ in S1, and I've been playing S2 for a couple weeks and I'm still stuck in A+ because every match in A-rank is a fucking coin flip.
Wyatt Howard
>actual threat doesn't know how to play defense So much for being a threat.
Brody Hall
INK MORE
Isaac Adams
Reminder that if films win they are legally better in inkling society, we cannot let this happen. If books lose I'm sudoku
Elijah Hill
>the close-quarters weapon has a lot of defensive options
Go back to mindlessly jump swinging and punching the ground.
Connor Hughes
>films are more likely to attract retards >but pearlfags are generally decent players
>books are more likely to attract intellectuals >but marinafags are generally shitters
Seems like a bad time no matter which you pick.
Gabriel White
Speaking of defensive play, which weapons are good for that?
Cooper King
I miss S1's N-zap 89. Next up is the hero slosher replica!
>has bucket >doesn't know how to abuse cover to their advantage >has burst bombs >doesn't wear bomb range up for epic snipes >doesn't use mobility they provide for quick escapes >has armor >doesn't eliminate key targets when ubercharged and hold position afterwards It's like you aren't gud or something. All weapons have at very least one defensive option- stay back and chill in safety.
Jason Lewis
Do VNs count as books?
Adrian Wood
>coinflip No, I've had a 100% win rate in A and won every game with a knockout. You're bad, just accept it.
Austin Powell
Are you still taking pictures of updated outfits?
Christopher Hughes
Would they be interactive books or movies you watch at your own pace?
Jordan Hughes
>/tv/ vs Veeky Forums
Leo Morris
>cover on a map with no cover >murched gear this early >implying armor didn't make up a bulk of my kills
Back to /r/splatoon you go
Thomas Miller
Yes, you can update your squid anytime!
Thomas Sanchez
instead of focusing on what your teammates did wrong, maybe you should analyze your own gameplay and find problems.
Jaxon Parker
How did you make the design behind the woomy? I assume you used the lasso tool at random, but I want to know
>Implying Books isn't going to be filled with retards trying to act smart
Xavier Parker
This just look at /ink/
Cameron Baker
>only three (3) weapons with squid beacon What gives? Probably my fave sub and only a few ways to use it.
Benjamin Lee
both kinda? but they are mostly on the book side I'd say
Kevin Stewart
Here's mine. I'm the user who picked Custom Splattershot Jr.
Josiah Rivera
correction: it's 5, I forgot the E-liter 4k (scope) still not enough
Eli Long
oops
Alchemy tool in krita, dunno if there's an equivalent on photoshop/etc but it's VERY helpful for me in general
Aaron Watson
>using a bucket on a map with no cover You really don't want to win. >murched gear Even if all you have is unfilled 1-star gear, you still have shole three mains to work with. That's a lot of bomb range, more than you will need for burst bombs.
Juan Walker
I miss the old artstyle.
Nicholas Rodriguez
>Books >people who only read Harry Potter and Hunger Games
>Movies >people who only watched Harry Potter and Star Wars
Dominic Taylor
Me too, the new one is boring
Nicholas Foster
All drawanons should say what program they use Kombu here, I use Clip studio paint, except for when I make shitpost images, then I use photoshop
Parker Taylor
Bunny user here, I use paint tool sai.
Christopher Parker
(Me) I didn't think it was possible. This took way too much time and mental capacity to do. I have a cold right now and I feel like every hole on my face could spew any second, but I've never felt better! (Old record was 5:07)
Joshua Cooper
draw green woombly getting cucked by tennis via lemonade
Landon Kelly
pretty awesome breh
Noah Rodriguez
what weapon though
Robert Wood
>film adaptations never quite live up to the original >with a book, the only limit is your imagination The reason movie adaptations are worse than the books is because they're not how you imagine them.
Isaac Morales
Charger. Apparently my old record was with dualies, and I have no clue how I did it. Would have had a better time, but the rails that go down to end the fight were timed poorly, so I lost like, 7 seconds. I also missed the zapfish and lost a second.
Hunter Morris
That would go against tennis anons wishes of only being shipped with green and my own wishes of being against cuckolding
Ethan Gomez
Yeah, and I'm also top player NA and nintendo comes to me for balance advice.
Dylan Thomas
Figured. Instantly shooting the fists back makes a big difference. gj
Andrew Martinez
It's also because a lot of the time important plot points or even characters are changed to make it more profitable/economically viable. Films are for plebs who don't want to have to use their brains for anything.
Sebastian Young
All I want is for Marina to just fart once on air
Nathaniel Phillips
kier here, i mostly use paint tool sai and edit the colors up in photoshop cc. I use clip studio paint on occasion though when im not lazy
Ryan Wood
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Asher Turner
What is happening in this image?
Robert Allen
Salmon maid user here, Autodesk Sketchbook Essentials, sometimes finish them in paint.net because that's all my tablet can run normally.
Nolan Robinson
Would there be a significant difference between the Sploosh-o-matic, Aerospray MG, and Splattershot on Tower COntrol?
Gabriel Barnes
delet this
Tyler Jones
COMMISSIONING GURO OF SLUT WOOMY AND SHOWING IT TO HER
Luis Walker
ArtFlow on tablet, SAI on the computer
Lincoln Torres
>Sploosh No range, inks a lot >Splattershot Has range, Inks decently >Aero Shit that doesn't even ink anymore, why does it even exist now
Colton Williams
Yeah, I realize these things. It's just that I don't know if range or no range is particularly important on TC. It seems like you're closer more of the time, but it's not like you can't just move away a bit.
Tyler Butler
Which ingame band do you think autism woomy listens to on a daily basis?
Brayden Bell
Problem is that you still need some range to hit the tower from a safe distance. Usually bumrushing it with something like the sploosh is a recipe for disaster.
Camden Rodriguez
Are you going to be free for the next few hours? At work but when I get off I want to DM you about a commission if you're still accepting them
Gavin Nelson
Slip here again, just got back from the store. I spent like 70$ on clay, but I still feel like I'm forgetting something... Anyways, in a little bit I'm gonna be bringing Pilot into a new planeʲᵒᵏᵉ of existence.
Dylan Lee
Makes sense. I'm currently using the splattershot, and did that a couple of times like an idiot and died. I was mostly wondering if I would've won all those situations if I used something with more close range damage, but I guess it'll always be a bad move.
Isaiah Parker
How do you make text small on this chinese cartoon forum? This is the first time I've seen someone do this.
Ethan Robinson
Every single Glennafag I've ever met has extreme autism, so probably whatever band she's from.
Oliver Thompson
cant u see he spilled his milk because the person hes sitting on is moving too much
yeah, ill still be free. Its 4am here though,so i might try to sleep a bit more
Caleb Green
IF YOU DON'T CHOOSE BOOKS I SWEAR I'LL PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER!!!
Grayson Watson
Just search for a small text generator, then copy and paste it.
Charles Richardson
I'm bad at these games but want to pretend I'm cool, is there a resource that lists a bunch of dumb mistakes people make
Hudson Howard
>>>/discord/
William Morgan
There's always making an OC to cover your lack of skill.
Joshua Turner
Just use motion, don't bug about shitters that much, and don't charge into the enemy alone.
Jace Perez
Don't shoot the floor Don't ink over already inked stuff Don't play it like team deathmatch, even in ranked modes Survival is paramount Use motion controls
David Perry
having fun seems to be one of them
Anthony Nelson
>not telling them to push the objective doesn't matter how many kills you get if you don't push the objective you lose. People are always 'playing like it's team deathmatch' the amount of times I'm against a team with twice the kills of mine but who never touched the objective and lost..
Ethan Brooks
>zapper and dualies are broken >this selection of maps is pure garbage again for the past 3 days >the "best" modes are locked behind the garbage leveling system that takes forever to even get to lvl 5 >forced 50/50 >single player is garbage >the only good mode in the entire game is closed People think this game is good? Cause I don't see it
Levi Bailey
>dualies are broken stopped reading there scrub
Tyler Harris
spank a fat bottomed woomy!
Aaron Price
Could you draw more of Salmon maid? Like maybe go all Beauty and the Beast and make all the boss salmons as servants of some sort?
Gavin Anderson
>use motion controls What the fuck? Is the game that garbage that a gimmick breaks the game?
Andrew Cooper
They're newbies who will turf for a fairly long time, and pushing the objective is kinda obvious stuff anyway, so I didn't bother, but okay- add "don't touch the objective unless you're in control and do touch it if you are" to the list. Control is as important if not moreso than splats.
Anthony Bennett
>a gimmick breaks the game? It's gives you 1:1 aim with your hands. Closest thing to a mouse you'll get on a console. You may see it as a "gimmick" but when aim-assist doesn't exist and sticks are stiff there's no competing.