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do you have to keep pasting 2ch ru posts here it's not funny after the first 20

whats 2ch ru google says page cannot be accessed

I honestly thought I would beat all these stories if I did not face it myself. All of these alphas are Beta Omega. Only a week, and already the alphabet from my group and the beats near him squeeze jerkins and fucked them. And the jets are like the luckiest ones are those very nice tube lamps, with the kare hairdo. Omega (I) communicate with the same losers omegkami. Sometimes we have to endure ridicule, when the alfachi and the whips are asking us, and you are still virgins and the whole group and the bands are laughing at us. After the steam we are taken to a jerk and spit on their backs and give a kick. Only after that we can go home.

pair of eyes

>rtz

what a garbage thread

post some hot dota girl streamers to salvage this

LIBIDO

>2ch ru
>2017

why aren't you playing le slut of free mmr?

tiddy scholar gf

russian Veeky Forums
they're smart and block non russian ips

Is the Brewmasster feature still in the game? The one where if you have Heart and use Split you are back to 100% once it ends?

>playing dota2
wrong general

Once I have courted a pretty girl with flow. Gave gifts, wrote poems, six months of courtship and Dating, I took her to the cafe, I figured, spent about$ 20,000. She told me for six months, never gave a fuck. Even kissing her on the cheek. But six months later I saw her in my University as he was making out with alfach. I ran up to her and was ready pereebat Alpaca, fuck me was the ranks. But he was athletic, healthy, tall, handsome, much better than me. I deep down knew I wasn't match for him, but still I ran up to the girl and said Why did you leave me and choose him, why? I gave you everything you wanted and took you to cafes, spend your money and gave gifts. Alfach hugged my tenku by the waist and said briefly and clearly: Now it's mine. Such a loser like you she doesn't need. I lowered my head and ran home. Wanking 5 times, remembering her, she was so beautiful.

Did EG go from stomping to washed-up in 10 minutes?

This is my GF. You can ask me fap content with her and I'll give it to you my foreign friend.

what, where?

What's the win condition for Navi? Just shove the lanes and control the tempo?

What position would this be used in:

Exorcist
Agility/Ranged(600)

Soul Splitter
Q: Exorcist throws a returning blade of ghostly energy that slices off a fragment of the spirit of each enemy hit by it. If Exorcist attacks a spirit fragment, it shatters, causing the unit connected to it to take damage and become stunned. Fragments are ejected from the unit hit 200 units in the direction the spell was flying when it touched them.
Impact damage: 75/100/125/150
Fragment duration: 3
Shatter damage: 50/100/150/200
Shatter stun duration: 1.5
CD: 10 Mana: 90/100/110/120

Spirit Static
W: Exorcist interferes with the spirit of the target, removing buffs, slowing it, and confusing it. Confused units have reduced vision range and cannot target units outside of their direct line of sight. The strength of the slow and vision reduction diminish over the duration.
Initial slow/vision reduction: 100%
Duration: 3/4/5/6
CD: 13/11/9/7 Mana: 75

Ghost Hunter
E: Exorcist's attacks reduce enemy magic resistance and are able to hit ethereal units. If Exorcist attacks an enemy that is significantly more resistant to physical than magic, the attack's damage is reduced by 30% and converted to magical damage.
Magic resistance reduction: 10%/15%/20%/25%
Reduction duration: 1/2/3/4

Consecrate
R: Exorcist creates a blessed totem at the target location that provides vision and true sight. The totem possesses an active ability to remove all debuffs and disables from nearby allies.
Totem duration: 120/150/180
Vision radius: 1200/1200(Ground)
True sight radius: 900
Totem health: 400/600/800
Totem armor: 6/12/18(Structure)
Dispel radius: 1200
Dispel cooldown: 10
Cooldown: 180 Mana: 100

Arteezy

What do you mean, it's clearly a female skeleton.

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all focus luna, than cancer lancer can 1v4

I'm sorry, but did EG already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 20 minutes in. Does not having the lead count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? EG are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the NA for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams at LAN who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in an arena. But you know what? They still fucking suck. EG are one of the best fucking teams at LAN, they came in 1st at the international. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when EG wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, sumail just died to a 4 man dive in mid. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-EG topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

when do the BAD teams play?

>that tons of flesh
>a skeleton
This is the skeleton. How is your chinkmunk censored Pugna similar?

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go game 2 already

panda eyes

spooky

Wheel and Leviatan are playing right now.

russians about to be eliminated from dreamhack just as they are eliminated from white house

if there's anybody who deserves 2 ti wins, it's puppey. I'm ok with kuro and dendi too.

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HOT PURSUIT NEED 4 SPEED

>even betas get 9/10 white gfs in Sweden

wtf, its not fair

But no one deserves two TIs more than ourtour deserves his first.

That's not a female skeleton
The hipbones are all wrong

EG so lucky no to face Newbee

Threadly reminder that doto is turning into a shitty casual game

>puppey
hello brainlet
he has yet to win his first TI

>crit missed the stun on shadow shaman

Waking up in the morning I poured myself a glass of wine soft playful 1861 spill from the dungeons of the French Emperor, for a snack I decided to try a thin slices of a Dolphin that my chef has prepared to fly to New Zealand in the morning. The day started perfectly..

So these are "nerds" in 2017 huh

>you can't script this better for EG
umm blitz you are not supposed to reveal that this tournament is a money laundering scheme

>9/10 white gfs
so pic unrelated?

man, I hope we will reach the same level one day.
youtube.com/watch?v=j5QahFFHv0I

Alright mr human-anathomy-specialist, show me a female skeleton then.

Awoke. I ordered 40 cm pizza Florentine for 1499 rubles, Jack Daniels and pineapples. I'm already looking forward to this food of the gods, and it's still drooling. It would be delivered as soon as possible.
And you keep counting calories and starving, gnarled nizchebrodskie zhirobas.

>they cant even kill the tankiest hero in the game
Woah.. Powerful commentary as usual from tubbi.

find the ass doturds

where is it

are those enough tits to make up for the missing body part

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDN"T THEY JUST COMMIT FOR SUMAIL

Now that it's been confirmed to be a scripted match what do we do about it

missing bottom

post BAD heroes

Apologize

is this a meme related to that grow up thing?

USA USA USA USA USA

lolesports is dead.

Riot literally begged for 10 million from each team to even start the new season.

There's no money in the game at all.

timado shitposting about a girl on Veeky Forums wont make her like you

>Cr1t finally stops playing like complete dogshit
>EG wins matches

how the fuck did this team beat newbee

kys degenerate ass lover

grow up thing?

i'd suck a willy before i touch that thing

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DansGame

Based Na`Vi getting people doubting only to win the series

wow so cool le quirky russian pasta XD upvoted

>Na'vi are back

OPPA DONDO

*cries in navi

Nothing wrong with being gay but it kinda renders your opinion on the attractiveness of girls invalid.

>dude lets just all be out of position then give up 2 sets of racks for free lmao
okay this is actually rigged

>Newbee lost to this

>they actually made it look like league is only esports out there

>at 1:40 when the guy steals the roshan thing and the guys in suits start jumping up like monkeys
so this is the professionalism people were looking for?

Can somebody explain me why EG is shit 100% of the time except when they play against slavs

why is eg so lucky, facing post ti vp and then also tier 3 navi

>people still can't deal with a fact chinks are _BAD_ B.A.D --->BAD

all according to the script. Just like EG winning this Major from Lower Bracket Round 1.

i wonder if teams will start banning slardar against EG

They need to be bigger to give birth to smaller skeletons

Did EG go from stomping to washed-up to stomping in 30 minutes?

>lose their TI7 run to Reso 'washed up' lution and 4 literal whos

???

so where are all the cute girl dota streamers?
youtube.com/watch?v=XE72Wg_RJHo

>smiles in russian

i see variatons of this meme everywhere online, but first time i saw it was in this BTS video, i thought it started there. Where did it start?

>Its not a real sport unless they sweat
>cuts to Faker bawling like a baby
That's some cognitive dissonance right there

well it's like that with dotards too
the better question is why they don't have table and chairs

rtz is trying to look good so they pick him up next shuffle

>rtz playing pos1 and sumail on 2
>eg win
hmmm