/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

the jukebox must be off

>lets remove players from the round with dumb items

Someone comment this shit out before it makes another shitty round.

99.7% of players will cow to admins in ahelps.
he's a janitor
The 1% will realize the admins are pathetic nerds.

>he's aan admin
>on the internet
>on an anime videogame
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he bans players he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he bans players he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

play games on ps4 with me dammit

>99.7 + 1 = ?????

Gibbing is fucking salvageable, you still have a head
Who played medbay

>building a coffee bar
>cells wont charge on chargers
>can't make sulph acid with ghetto chem
>have to get it from chemistry
>walk to medbay
>it's cult
>see a convert rune
>"well it's cult I guess I better convert to get my sulph acid"
>walk toward rune
>someone fires at me
>dodge
>they begin beating me
>borg arrests one of them
>searing pain in my chest
>geneticist goes hulk and starts punching me
>another starts toolboxing my head
>5 people beating me to death
>one tile away from the convert rune
>seize up and go limp
>nar-sie has risen
>never got my sulph acid

Damn. Forgot how crappy migranting is in lifweeb.

"remove from the round" is the worst fucking meme

why cant you shit in the game?

not like in a realistic version like in THOSE servers, just you need to eat, you need to get rid of the food somehow
It breaks my imersion

.7% ERP an admin and get away with it

official lore, every orifice below the waste is superglued shut by NT

half of the cultists were completely retarded
killing people that could easily be converted even though we need more people for the rune, attacking other non-construct cultists when papa narnar is summoned, barely using talismans at all
if those lootboxes didn't kill like a third of the station it would have been a stomp

>lootbox self cause hey new item lets give it a shot
>get borged
>scientist doesn't like my borg name
>"law 2 change your name"
>change name by 1 letter
>doesn't like it, "law 2 change your name"
>change name by 1 letter again
>pulls cell and jettisons me into bomb site

>max cult minimum sec
>sec died to lootboxes, sac target's head was lying in medbay for half the shit (before I got real cultbay hours going even)

butt did u halep it

>lets add dumb shit for the memes

Its not surprising the child merged that shit.

>johnshittercorn ban appeal
no

player feedback

Which department has the most genuinely autistic players? I'd say the sillycons

I prayed for something goofy to happen to him didn't wanna pull the ol ADMINS HALP NO FUN when I didn't care that much

Is this meant to be be some kind of dreamteam shitpost? It seems too abstract otherwise

hey man im not the one in this thread shitting on admins

what was merged?

>$300 for an unban
Sure, if they're stupid enough to do tha-
>plaugewalker

youtu.be/fa7TcdabUiE

Which lifeweb server is best for newfag?

what the fuck is a lootbox

literally just an item that gibs you when you open it, without warning
that's the joke
that's all it does

You know he would have been unbanned if he just made an appeal.

Some stupid lolrandumbxd item snips added and pjb merged that autokills players when they go to open it.

but what if there is that .1% chance you get some really cool shit from it

there isn't

...

>plague
>getting unbanned

>ooga booga i made a bad the fault is me pls promis not do agaig
>MrEdge666: UR ON THIN ICE KIDDO!!!!!!!!! *unbanana*

fair enough i guess

What's pomfmas

'twas a long time ago. Longer now than it seems, in a place perhaps you'd see on your screens. For the Shift you are about to be told took place in the far distance space of old. Now you probably wondered where NanoTransen came from, if you haven't i'd say its time you begun

Sure are having quality rounds!

first round i've played in months, how'd I do?

I don't remember everyone being so friendly

Maybe do interesting shit ya fuck. Yr just as much to blame as everyone else

Trader playable mid round when?

It is literally the comfiest role there is.

whom

vox traders are shit

assistant stealing a bunch of shit to make a shop in the halls most comfy

You can't get half the shit a Vox can, nor can you go space exploring properly, nor do you have a comfy outpost.
What you do have is sec securing their valids on you for stealing shit as assistant.

brb just getting my crystal ball so I can know who the fuck you are

Razor

>stealing
Just leading up to a rule 7

Good work today.

What can you even steal as assistant that is worth having/selling that is not in areas that will get you 100% knocked the fuck out (like trying to steal the shard or so).

how do you fart then

its a burp

it is literally impossible to make such a high pitched fart from your mouth

>be a dutiful and proper chaplain
>rp appropriately and interact with the crew
>go to commune with god
>prayers fall on silent ears
>awho
>5 admins on

literally 99% of the admins stop admining after a few weeks and only log on to remain admin

Not guaranteed to happen

>you hear a voice inside your head
>"lol ur a fagit"

hey funfact guys we have 43 admins

>admemes start bussing hard 12:06
>everything starts falling apart
>contact centcomm 4 times from the comms console as the only acting head remaining
>fax centcomm too just to be sure, just asking what to do
>absolutely fucking nothing
>but the admemes still give the clown a HONKmech because fuck you

most of those admins should be removed but sometimes they stay on after they leave because "they might come back" or something gay like that

Why should they be removed?
What do you gain from removing an inactive headmin?

Posts like if they don't play they shouldn't be on the list of admins, if they come back they can reapply. This is the only type of game I've ever seen that keeps admins on if they don't even attempt to be part of the community

Awho only lists admins that are online at the time.

>not realizing that this is what the game is about
get your snowflake roles out of this game

Whats the best, most fun Cyborg job?

>Get hit by staff of change as mommi
>End up dragging my own brain around
Weird. I think I've been staffed as borg and it just removed the brain from the equation

wow that sure took awhile to fucking end

it’s because of the influx of ALL THE FUNNY SHIT I CAN DO adminfaggots
plus literally apply and you get accepted since the goodmins are so disconnected from the community aside from obvious permabans to hand out

The only cool bus is centcomm bus not magical memery

>patiently wait for the shuttle to yak the zak around until centcomm
>feint doesnt give me the sword
>jaunt doesnt cast after reset

o well

I'm very interested in this server but to be quite honest it's very confusing and I'm not sure the wiki is helping or not. Are the mods and admins helpful at least?

suicide succumb

Sec if sec is too stupid to turn it off asimov when human harm is needed
Janitor
Mining
Medical/engineering but only if its malf
Engineering otherwise
Sec otherwise
Supply
Standard
Combat about 10 steps below standard; half the time laws and what you need to harm don't work together because of bad heads, the other half its blob and even with the bed next to you and illegal mods you can't out damage blob regen

nah

>Throwing a bitchfit in deadchat that the guy cloning you screamed REE as he was dying
Fuck, we baystation now?

when is Veeky Forums adding a mentorhelp system

not really, ahelps usually fall on deaf ears unless you actually did something bad.
probe used to help out new players alot though but i haven't seen him on in ages

>the game is about being a greytiding shit who gathers completely useless items and gets to spend most of the round in the brig for B&E.
Sweet.

yeah, this game is about waifu wars

>stealing
>not making

Because I don't play video games to emulate real life.

>go ghetto combat borg
>unload an entire PKA into a wizard
>LAWS UPDATED
>BWOINK (because the laws didn't show up until right after the gun was empty)

i ignore most prayers because most of the time its dumb shit like destroyerofpussi praying to be revived or killette asking for us to do things he can do on his own

Oh alright...is it my fault or is the wiki just not very good? Like for example I still don't know what the hell the Syndicate Uplink is suppose to be exactly.

>Sec if sec IS too stupid to turn it off asimov when human harm is needed
Is or isn't?
Also why Janitor out of interest?

The Wiki is really good though, you just need to actually be playing to have the context to work with it.

the wiki is ages old and i don't think anyone has updated it in awhile, but it's still useful. it's not your fault don't worry, it's more like you'll understand more of the game as you play it. the game is alot better when you have someone who knows the game helping you

I guess my problem is that I have to adapt to a completely different server with different rules and mechanics which is fair. Still though, what IS the syndicate uplink exactly? I tried the typical "put traitor passcode in PDA ringtone" thing and I'm still confused.

That's it tho

If you put the code in, it should show you the uplink options. If it didnt, it bugged out probably, which I've seen as chaplain. It happened because the religion code changed the pda I guess, bugging it out.

Do you remember what you did exactly?