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Junglers are lame! edition.

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as a girl, I can say that sex isn't that great that people make it out to be

>ywn see Xayah's face when she sees a Human Cock for the first time

2nd for your waifu isn't real and you will die alone

xth for breast metal waifu

Same; alas, I have no idea how to woo a woman. Well, at least not a 3D woman

Is it because your sausage fingers made regular cock inadequate, fatty?

>tfw no fem Zilean to revert time constantly in order to make you cum inside her for all eternity
why
even
live

>Lamb gyrating her hips
>You expect your soul to be sucked up by that tight fluffy pussy but you feel a pain welling in your nuts.
>You are struck with the worst case of blue balls as your left nut is slowly sucked through your dick and devoured by lambs pussy.
>Lamb's pussy has already reverse knotted your dick and you can't pull out.
>She laughs as you feel you feel a slight pain in your other nut
nightmare fuel

>play against one zoe
>she gets exhaust, heal, an extra flash, and barrier early
>lane is wasy
>play against another zoe
>she gets two gunblades, a protobelt, and a redemption early
>lane is impossible
wow what INTERESTING gameplay based on SKILL where she OUTSKILLED me with her SKILL I feel so amazed at her SKILL where she used SKILLLLLLLLLLLLL to win her lane with SKILL

OFFICIAL LEAGUE OF LEGENDS DOM TIERING SYSTEM.

Relentless Sexual Aggression Tier: Evelynn, Ahri, Vi, Nidalee, Leona, Illaoi, Magma, Fire, Kayle, Shyvana

Teasing and Control Freak Tier: LeBlanc, Syndra, Orianna, Lissandra, Camille, Xayah, Morgana, Storm, Dark, Nami, Elise

Definitely Dominant But Not Quite As Sexual Tier: Sejuani, Zyra,Soraka

High Tier: Cassiopeia, Karma, Katarina, Vayne, Diana, Fiora, Miss Fortune

Mid Tier: Jinx, Caitlyn, Riven, Quinn, Sivir, Air

Low Tier: Lux (some Elementalist forms are much higher), Ashe, Water, Nature, Akali

Submissive: Sona,Janna

THIS LIST IS 100% CANON.

R34 OF DOMINANT CHAMPIONS IN SUBMISSIVE POSITIONS IS NOT CANON

Should I main Singed?

I love my cute and perfect wife, Riven!

Post small signs that let you know someone is an irredeemable shitter.

>WW finishes Jungle item before Titanic

what the actual fuck pls

Triumph shouldn't be stronger than dangerous game tbphwyf

the skill is how she reacted to and used the spells she drew :^)

Guys I got stuck in Bronze V with like 200 MMR/Elo. Any advice or suggestions?

just cc her retard

Buy a new account.

link opgg

I CAN'T HOLD ON MUCH LONGER
WE'RE DRIFTING DOWN TO THE OTHER SIDE

Sounds like you've been sleeping with the wrong kind of people

>toplaner goes 1/14
>get demoted
nice game

stop playing yasou/zed/riven maybe????

carry harder retard

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>was in the position to get demoted in the first place

don't you have to lose 5 games in a division to derank?

>tfw no qt Janna or Raka cumdump gf to sensually grind against my cock mid game
>tfw she will never begin grinding aggressively whenever a team fight occurs to distract me and make me violently cum from the sensation of her perfect ass cheeks hotdogging my cock meat
>tfw she will never punish me for losing a game by fellating my cock with the utmost aggression and milking me dry even when it hurts from how tender my glands are after the first load in her perfect throat
>tfw she will never reward me by riding my cock with her showing off her perfect tight fertile midriff, hips swaying as her cunt folds work each inch of my manhood

>junglers are lame
>picks notits wheelchair tier imobile adc that needs a janna, a nautilus and 2 lulus to not die first every teamfights

sorry for putting my eggs in another basket candy ass

Best husband!
Best top laner!
Best onahole!

user please...

>auto who your assassin is targeting
>assist
>passive
>???
>profit

Pantheon is the only Aspect that doesn't evaporate when he dies.

I think it's okay to make is stronger than Dangerous Game but it is too strong right now. Probably the best adjustment would be

>kills
15/10/5% healing for 1/2/3 kills in a 30s period

>assists
7.5/5/2.5% for 1/2/3 assists in a 30s period

>punishes you with oral

nigga stfu

>klepto fiora with a 3 level deficit loses vs a tank who bought brambles and probably ninja tabi too

ornn might be busted but fiora played that so terribly she deserved to lose it

also she stood in creeps way too long, how big does the creep damage text need to be for people to realize that fighting an enemy in a full wave of creeps is a shit idea unless you're hecarim or swain or some shit that heals off creeps

So you're saying he doesn't die when he's killed?

Tried to design my champ, think insect theme are pretty cool and need more summoners.

Best girl.
Best smile.
Best wife.

>implying Jinx wouldn't be a fucking freak in bed
m9 pls. I agree with most of the rest of the list though.
>Vi, Nidalee, Shyvana
What I wouldn't do to service them.

>tfw no qt petite gf

Cute Lulu

oh look, it's this retard again, hijacking my original content and then fucking it up by changing a handful of words and adding reddit spacing everywhere. i take it you enjoyed your board ban? at any rate, here's the original, which apparently was good enough to earn me one (1) follower who has planted himself squarely on my dick:

OFFICIAL LEAGUE OF LEGENDS FEMDOM TIERING SYSTEM

Relentless Sexual Aggression Tier: Evelynn, Ahri, Vi, Nidalee, Leona
Teasing and Control Freak Tier: LeBlanc, Syndra, Orianna, Lissandra
Definitely Dominant But Not Quite As Sexual Tier: Elise, Shyvana, Sejuani, Zyra
High Tier: Cassiopeia, Karma, Katarina, Vayne, Diana
Mid Tier: Jinx, Akali, Fiora, Caitlyn, Riven, Miss Fortune, Quinn, Sivir
Low Tier: Lux (some Elementalist forms are much higher), Ashe, Soraka, Janna
So Submissive She Can't Even Talk Tier: Sona

THIS LIST IS CANON
R34 OF DOMINANT CHAMPIONS IN SUBMISSIVE POSITIONS IS NOT CANON

he will when he gets his rework in 2019

b-but muh lategame...

the best adjustment is making it tanks only?

>seeing the same exact posts with the same exact pictures in different threads on different days

I feel like I'm losing my fucking mind

>scarra somehow has 11k viewers
>chat slow as fuck
hell0 viewbot

I wanna go one thread without jerkin' it

Just filter our posts, friend

Ok this is getting too meta

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

Do you guys think the other star guardians bully jinx for being flat and give her breast envy?

>if Ivern and Malzahar fucked

yeah

L-leave scarra alone!

i agree we need more insects
plague doctor too

cute animu girl

>tfw no gf

>take a break from LoL because college and work are hitting me hard
>finally come back for preseason
>"Oh hey Varus got a music video and new lore!"
They completely butchered my favorite character, they used him to push an agenda and they even did that horribly.

those are some qt bugs

Honestly I have no idea what the hell they were trying to go for beyond "lolgrimdark and try to shoehorn in a light/dark player 'choice' for mechanics." Rito can do better.

Her gf, Lux comforts her at least.

Nah Soraka's the designated bully target
>dumbest SG
>can't wear normal shoes
>big weirdo eyes and horn
>pretty flat
>biggest dick

>"""people""" who are in bronze/silver/gold are browsing this thread right now
Disgusting.

Here you go: ru.op.gg/summoner/userName=BigmasterZU

>No busty petite gf

Alright, /lolg/! Post a picture of a champion without posting a picture of a champion. Try and guess!

this is the western culture we "wanted." inclusion and diversity are dog whistles for tokenism. now we can all pat ourselves on the back for making a champion and his lore twice as shitty but being more "diverse."

say otherwise and you're a homophobe.

just keep trying!!

can you draw a cute female yordle holding a huge, oversized balista on her back with long scruffy hair in a bun

p-please

>i take it you enjoyed your board ban
I wasn't banned though

I tend not to post the same shit because I'm not a witless waifufaggot. I'll post images with my advice or questions but that's because this is an imageboard. And it's one less image for waifufaggots to use.

Stay strong, brother.

Never even played these characters, except for Riven a couple of times, lmao

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nigga soraka is like 7 feet tall

>love my waifu and want to main only her
>suck so badly at her role, and at playing her that you can't pick her without being humiliated and bringing disgrace to her
>stop picking her altogether out of respect and dignity
is there a worse feeling in league of legends?

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Why don't they name AD "Strength" and AP "Intelligence"?

hi

it me

>biggest dick
I'm sure Ahri and MF pull her into the school showers for a "quickie"

because those are entirely different things

At least 60% of images in these threads go to ebin anime reaction images. The other 40 is split between game-related shit, screenshots, and waifushit. You're not doing shit.

who's ur waifu?

I abandoned that idea. I now created a new acc on NA and will start from scratch.

SIDF please go

>I want to go swimming in Lulu.
No dude, you can't

This is excellent taxidermy.

Could be worse. You could tilt in bot games you win like me. Performance anxiety or just a shitty aspect of how my brain works, I dunno, but yeah. It's not good.

>Pretty flat
>Dick

Is it eurofag time already

A bunch of rabid foaming mouth shippers trying to make her a lesbian after a related character is introduced and seems kinda butch, and the very real possibility that riot makes it cannon

It makes sense, physical damage and magical damage are common in many games and they are also named str and int

Will I get banned if I type out in chat that I'm playing Jhin just to try and disconnect people?

Jhin?

>spaghetti armed teenage girl shoots me with a minigun
>this means she has insane strength
>6 year old throws a bear on me
>this means she is the next stephen hawking

Im not following your brainlet logic here

Nobody can be this fucking retarded so I have to assume you're just baiting

Girls are only lesbians till they get some proper dick.

know the artist?

She's only tall because visually remade champions had bigger models than older champions (see new tf vs old tf)

Plus height means nothing when she's on her back

Or her knees

those are the most fun elos

>trying to make her a lesbian
Oh, but she already is one. We didn't try to make her into one.

Jhin is into theater

I mean judging by splash arts she's probably the second smallest after jonx