/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

my native swapped to orkish meanwhile

>jewish

What's the word on Phantasy Caldria or whatever? Worth a go?

yes, you cannot change them from one lord to another, they would bitch bout it soon. I never tried, to change it 2bh, so I don't rly know whats going on there.(it's always 2nd from top for me, naive commie shit fits honorable faggot I think)

check that nose of the left guy, pretty classic ancient greek kind of nose, don't you think? :^)

>pic related
I don't wanna blow my all saves into space, so another instalation is good idea, right?

mayby I won't full trust /mbg/ on that matter

>nah m8, patch current instalation, merge it with dickplo and you are good

Redpill me on dickplo.

I can't seem to find a full description of what it does.

So for a proper roleplay I need to arm myself with either katana-wakizasi-bow-arrows or katana-wakizasi-yari (or other polearm)?
What about armor? So far every armor piece I've found belongs to some clan, I suppose I'm not allowed to wear clan armor if I don't serve/belong to said clan?

It doesn't matter what you wear, it's just an armour the troops of said clan would wear.

Tachi bow arrow Yari of you want to go for true samurai

gg repolish for ust click notes ( "q" button) and read game concepts for fuk sake %^)
and it adds benis and bagina ofc
>Appareantly every user from /mbg/
has high end rigs
>no one plays game for shit
>native speakers only
>can't read few pages of english text

This moment just requires high quality wembm with backstory :^)

>day ~800
>clearly, also 2h is less optimal than 1h+shield prettu much everywhere
>I did everything to deny that

so since they profs were 80-150 and since ai won't use anything but lance on horseback, they need basic training, quite a lot of it, too.
f1f3f2f6alttab

my english is second only to my formating skills
god, you lucky you have me here

ahhh bloo bloo

aaaahhh blooo blooo blooooo

What's the best mod for multiplayer? Never tried MP in Warband, would be fun to try out, though I guess I'll get rekt pretty quick

kys newfag

you will, try native first, it used to have most of good guys (like 1 year ago mayby)
or trust:
and try this

Don't take me wrong, honestly like shittier to sahittier you wanna tdm server now, not good guys I think. Look for something w/ friendly melee dmg, so you'd get better habits meanwhile

Downloading Blood&Steel right now, what am I in for?

Asking again
Can someone upload this mod? I don't have steam.

Prove you bought Warband first

why

I suspect you pirated it rather than being a GNU+Freedom type

i didn't pirate it, a friend lend the physical copy to me. I don't know if that's any better than pirating though.

>Khan's Guard soldiers whiter than Cataphract soldiers

get rekt, heathens

How does one download a mod from steam? I subscribed, it appeared in the launcher but not in the modules folder

You will probably manage to conquer all of Calradia within an hour.

PoP suddenly becomes bearable if you double the player XP gain

it's perfectly "bearable" without it t.b.h
Especially if your favorite part of the game is the early-game.

it's in "\steamapps\workshop\content\48700\

Meddling
With
The
Occult

Yeah, sure...

>if your favorite part of the game is the early-game
That's actually the LEAST favorite part of the game for me. I wish mods had a "start as a lowly lord with a shitty village" option to skip all that repetitive grinding shit. Especially in pop where early game is three times longer than in native

And so my campaign as Gaijin-sama begins

looks like we have different tastes then
Me, often when I reach the phase that I have at least a castle and a decent army I lose all interest in pushing forward. And if not then, then almost certainly a the phase my kingdom is big enough to survive without me running around like a madman.

try 1257, starting is nuclear powered, no kidding
later on shit hits the fan, but starting is the most comfy kind of starting that I can imagine
It doesn't look like it was, so I think some people avoid it for no reason

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

I heard about some dynasty warriors mod that is set in that period, you may want to check it out.

...

right, time to buy some beer

Every town is its own kingdom. Uxhal taking Veluca would be about as difficult as Swadia conquering all of the Rhodoks.

Holy shit the nostalgia from this game, played it over 6 years ago. Is Bannerlord the sequel? I don't see the download link anywhere, anons care to help?

stop it
so you don't play game for 6 years, you'll fit here perfectly
you bring any dank memes?

Elaborate this meme please
rgho.st/7QRQFwC9f

legit as fuck
%^)
anyone tried that yet? what does it do, installs malware?

what is this chicken snail thing if you don't mind me asking

fucking kill yourself

salty, post something

I found secret room during tournament, but when I f'd my guy didn't go, Weird.
Most likely it's some combination

...

It's a frog

>1257ad castle siege level
>rush into the courtyard
>find hidden "." door
>win

I'm posting The Humungus, The Lord Humungus, The Warrior of the Wasteland, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla in honour of the original Humungus poster until we get a good post-apocalyptic mod.

Humungus what?

Hu-Mungus

>fighting in arena knocking men and whores alike
>women do a high-pitched "AAHEEAAHH" sound when defeated
>hear a rustle at my door
>realize roommate was probably listening
>probably thinks subtly that I'm some fucking weirdo now thanks to these loud whores

Jesus fucking christ why do women have to be so fucking loud I hate women. Who's fucking idea was it to turn arena fights into fucking porn

Don't you wear headphones?

since I found these flags, I tihnk anything is possible
I found lever, flying castle., weird jacket
But lever has purpose right of the bat, flying castle is just common fuckup, only that jacket still makes me think. I don't know if you ever fought angry peasants around Lithuania area? Sometimes there is one guy left, and suddenly he starts to jump all over the map, but he makes hudge fucking jumps, he needs 3-4 to get from one side of map to anoter. I never killed him myself I think, he either stucks at some object, die from fall damage or I'm tired and press Tab. I foud that jacket in loot from such battle, but it happens to be in loot from every outlaw I think (or at least from bandits).
>tfw I meant to shitpost but suddenly I srs'd

thanks mate.

Are you or your roommate retarded? That moan they do when die doesn't at all sound like a moan of pleasure. Also
>AD 2017
>cares about what other think about him
Do you also log out of your facebook profile before searching porn because you are afraid that facebook widgets on porntubes gather info about you?

yeah dude comes out on steam in 4 days

This is Rhodok soil

heyy. let's not bash each other for being weird, nolt on fucking Veeky Forums %^)

Is everyone supposed to dash around like sonic in blood and steel? It's like everyone has 100 in athletics, and I personally have 250 or something, I just joined a tournament and was able to literally outrun javelins and darts, let alone horses or other combatants. I also started with 66 in both STR and AGI, but at least they told me in character creation that I'll have unhuman combat stats but little else, doesn't explain everyone else being Usain Bolt though. So did I break something or is intended?

what do you have to back this up?
claims alone makes you just claimant I think?

>he fell for the "blood & steel is good" meme

*blocks your path*

Megas dukas Demetrios Laskaris :Leontarios
overdid it/ Stupid tastless muchroom cunt

that's a big shield

for you

I actually did. It does have some good ideas but everything is cranked up to eleven to the realm of total stupidity. I just defeated Count Klargus's army (78 men) solo by dashing around them with my naked ultraugly (female faces in this mod are worse than native) barbarianess instagibbing everything with my 130c two-hander.
I just want native calradia but with firearms, not this shit.

for something completly different and for balance

>ant art

mayby a little bit

explains all the bumps

stop typing mayby instead of maybe and %^) instead of :^) you fucking potatonigger cunt

I like how it does horse charging damage even if it makes cavalry hilariously OP but a lot about B&S really could use some fine-tuning. It would be great if the difficulty scaled at all from the early game so you would actually have a use for your army of 600+ top-tier units that have negligible weekly costs, outside of fighting undead.

Thanks for 1st, but I can't agree for for :^) instead of %^) since it's two different things

Srsly that maybe suprised me. Non-fonetical languages ftw.

I myan that maybe suprisyd my
shame that's not this easy

based slav

29 posters.
Grim times.
We will post to the last man standing
and the last poster will see, shimmering on a hill, the Bannerlord.
The Bannerlord will lead a charge into the thread with an army of posters and OC.

thread just started you dumb wanker

whoa, still have it, maybe %^)
I've got too excited, need a rest

Why would you have a broken version of dickplomacy linked in the OP? What is this meme

Jesus Christ is there a way to skip first 10 levels in pop its absolutely fucking unbearable

>had super ultra spehchal future tech flame guns
>still couldn't hold back kebab from taking timbuktu

git gud

Poast kniggas

did you paste the adult content files in the main dickplo folder?

*blocks yours path*

Cheat