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>Horde will deny that actual females are attracted to Velf players

>We got void elves before Nathan Orcs
Blizzard was a mistake.

Reminder

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There is literally nothing wrong with being an Elf

>I like the sight of my own blood... It fills me with... hatred...

Why does she sound like a drunken russian?

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Is it just me or are these new allied race flirts a lot lewder than the old ones?

>kill a boar
>eat and drink
>kill a boar
>eat and drink
>kill a boar
>eat and drink
>pull 2 boars
>die

what an epic vanilla adventure :)

Why do void elves have much more muscle and facial hair than regular blood elves?

Estrogen in the sunwell?

Draeneifag BTFO twice

Happy Sunday guys so what's the best place these days to find pornography of female space goats asking for a friend haha

high elves have never won a war

in fact they were losing one before crying to the humans, and they lost to the scourge as well

First for happy doggo.Say something nice to this cuddly cutie.

>Nathan Orcs
wut?

F. *Draenei is the only reason I'd go Alli

We live in a progressive world were sexual freedom is widely accepted, unless you are a straight white male

the guy on the left is named nathan explosion
he looks like bladefist

Yes they are. Highmountain femtauren literally suggests you to suckle on her stiff nipples as one of the /flirts.

>Get this
I've never ninja pulled in my life and I've done it a dozen times this week from how fucking janky this trinket is

>sissies can't win wars without their human and dwarf bulls
No shit.

>actual females are attracted to Velf players
So if you are a fat neckbeard, all you have to do is pick velf and females are attracted to you?

Who can stop him?

>Undeadfag who doesn't know Metalocalypse

Go back to your faggy Walking Dead reruns.

Tektah tumblr

>80,000 damage x3 proc
wow thats so good....!

>lorelets ignore the the split of highborne leading to the weakening of high and night elves

Highbornes were the undisputed rules of azeroth and there is nothing you can do about it

>Common core in action

>legion launch
>be boomkin with Oakhearts gnarled root
>ninja pull the entire dungeon when it procs
launch was a fun time

Why do some Helves have glowy eyes and others don't?

>the the
>the undisputed rules

Yes because that's how virtual worlds actual work you fucktard

Because blizzard forgot to update the models

WE WUZ HIGHBORNE
*explodes well of eternity*

6 and it increases by 10% on each hit up to 50 and it procs alot

>tfw literally none of those seem hard

He specifically said females are attracted to velf PLAYERS

>mfw make two ally paladins leave orgri as a level 93 by repeatedly /farting at them and following them everywhere for 15 minutes

Do we know when the new races are coming out?

Malfurion destroyed the Well and caused the sundering :^)

Magic
but Vereesa doesn't use magic because it's like crack to her
it's an addiction which only Rhonins dick could sate (this is canon thanks to Richard Haacks books)

Link to original pls for my dik

Well wanting the biggest dick in the universe comes with a price. Even for the richest slut on Azeroth.

Please link source for original image.She looks so sexy.

>implying all 6 will ever hit the target
Have you ever played this game? proc trinkets are shit now put that arcanocrystal back on

MOMMY

give me one single solitary reason why they haven't merged the DOZENS of ghost realms that have little or no players on them yet

are they expecting a resurgence of World of Warcraft in the late 2010s?

>Horde intelectualls

The sword of Sargeras is poisonin' the very lifeblood of the world.
The only vessels capable o' containin' that kind o' power...
are the mighty weapons you wield.
Raise them up as one.... draw out the corruption from the Dark Titan's blade!
Together, champions! For Azeroth!

Really makes you think

>wanting the biggest dick in the universe
What a Queen must do.

>Sargeras only appears when the titans begin to drag him away
>conveniently has time to stab the fucking planet (the beam doesn't fucking start pulling him until he's done, either)
>velen doesn't give a fuck
>the titans don't care
>nobody fucking cares at all
what the fuck was this cinematic?
this is worse than kerrigan becoming an angel by far
how on earth is this game not dead yet

>alliance get amazing goats and blood elf 2.0
>horde gets skinny night elves

>alliance players doing everything to convince themselves void elves are cool

what an embarrassment

Unless a boss is going absolutely crazy I hit all 6 every time.

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Well obviously, because you cannot play with npcs idiot

Females WILL choose based on the looks unless you are a goblin tier rich guild and raid leader who shotcalls and is on top of all charts while having a manly discord voice. Only then you can play an ugly looking male, but it STILL lowers your chance which is funny.

Old fem draenei had some top lewd ones as well, but yeah, older races flirts were more comedic.

>Horde get shitty races
>Alliance also get shitty races

thanks

Tell me about survival. Why does it wear the bad rep?

>what the fuck was this cinematic?
The death of pre-WoW lore.

It's fucking unfair

>rogue bad-ass tries to gank you while popping all his cooldowns and then when he fails to kill you and shits goes south he tries to blind you and run away so he can get back to stealth and wait for his cooldowns to be ready again
this is why I will NEVER respect people who play rogue

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night elves fought just fine

>how on earth is this game not dead yet
because it's still in the green

>alliance on the official forums having an autism fit over being cucked
>alliance in wowg desperately trying to convince themselves that they got something other than dysfunctional edgy ass pull elfs

The absolute STATE of the Alliance!

Dude thats fuckin metal

>mfw just washed my face and shaved and im ready for some quality alliance game play unlike the dirty teenage horde niggers

>everyone talking about the elves
>not glorious dark iron dwarves

Alliance won

I wonder if the game was profitable during wod days, but it most likely was because its cost was probably a third of what a regular expansion costs

>over being cucked
What?
they don't like getting mary sue elves with OP racials and the story focus for another fucking expansion?

Americans are trying this hard to deflect from the fact they are the ones chimping out

>mfw just washed my face and shaved and im ready for some quality horde game play unlike the dirty teenage alliance niggers

>horde is the normalfag faction
HAHAHAHAH

Knowing what i know about sisters (im the only male with 3 younger sisters) Vereesa is incredibly jealous that she is just a normal high elf compared to Sylvanas being the forsaken warchief and Alleria being some half void master or whatever she is now. Her being the youngest would make it even worse.

Even if she seems friendly with Alleria she hates her just as much as she does Sylvanas.

Because Dark Irons and Zandalari aren't in the next patch

>Thralls son will never use Doomhammer
>Alleria will never give thasdorah to Vereesas kids
>Darion will never use the new corrupted ashbringer
>Danath Trollbane will never get Stromkar
>Sally and Nazgrim will never get apocalypse and Maw of the damned
>Baine? Bloodhoof will never use the hunter spear (like his father)
>Vanessa VanCleef will never get the kinglsayers

Thanks Blizzard!

>wtf why are elves suddenly the focus of Warcraft
Kill yourself underage

WoD proved that they have a solid enough base of addicts that'll gobble up whatever blizzard gives them no matter how little effort blizzard puts into it

>normalfag
>facebook

what level of irony are you on

>Destroys that elvish puss both in life and death
Windrunners are a bunch of race traitors anyways

every other post is about how they were such nice guys but those Stacy Nightborn sluts ran off with the Chad Belfs

alliance get op racials
horde get dogshit
every time

>Like on certain parts of each class and can't find a single one I just like overall
I think I'll never find a main

Yeah m8, nothing cooler than playing a human character in a fantasy game.

fuck off dazepo

iktf

Theres no class where I like all the specs. And it's sad.

Dude what
Facebook is like the tip of the iceberg for normalfags on the internet

is this real?
why is horde so popular?
is it because slyvanas is a girl?

Imagine being this underaged

>Being so boring in real life that you need to compensate in videogames by playing some shit fantasy race

The alliance is boring as fuck

i'm getting some serious count of monte cristo vibes from these niggas

my point is that everyone has a facebook now, even the incels and the normalfags have fled to instagram

implying you wouldn't have said something else if the scores were reversed

is this a real post?

t. Wrathbaby

>he doesn't know
I mean, we are not supposed to know it yet, but still. Prepared to be surprised.